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Why bike can't stand on its own?

zserf 2 points3 points 11 days ago[-]

I thank you for using the subjunctive.

What is your favorite video game of all time?

zserf 0 points1 point 19 days ago[-]

On double decker, I once drove straight and hit the R button right before I hit the other person. I bounced up to the top level.

What is your favorite video game of all time?

zserf 0 points1 point 19 days ago[-]

I want to race someone through Super Mario 64. All 120 stars. I just think it would be a ton of fun.

What is your favorite video game of all time?

zserf 0 points1 point 19 days ago[-]

My N64 with all my favorite games, including Goldeneye, recently got lost in the mail.

What are your thoughts on the wedding-industrial complex?

zserf 0 points1 point 19 days ago[-]

When I hear industrial complex, I think military-industrial. So I decided to combine the two.

The battle of wits is usually one sided. Doubly so in flight.

zserf 0 points1 point 19 days ago[-]

Geesh, you must know some crazy spoken languages. Do you speak Ent or something?

What are your thoughts on the wedding-industrial complex?

zserf 14 points15 points 19 days ago[-]

Followup: What are your thoughts on the military-wedding complex?

I didn't think this was a secret. Did you know it, Reddit?

zserf -7 points-6 points 20 days ago[-]

How can you tell that Schwarzenegger is a Republican? He's got two guns and a six-pack.

Which mundane awkward moment do you hate the most?

zserf 1 point2 points 20 days ago[-]

It's a nice comfortable silence, then someone decides to say, "awkward". That normally gets an "It wasn't awkward until you said something from me." Then I just don't care so it isn't awkward for me.

Reddit give me some good riddles.

zserf 8 points9 points 20 days ago[-]

Please tell me your worst date story so I can forget mine. What follows happened today and is completely true.

zserf 0 points1 point 20 days ago[-]

Good job typing with your nose.

Please tell me your worst date story so I can forget mine. What follows happened today and is completely true.

zserf 3 points4 points 20 days ago[-]

Could you help dispel my naiveness and explain what it actually means?

Being put on the spot. How do you respond?

zserf 0 points1 point 20 days ago[-]

I may be put on the spot later today. I'm seeing a baseball game, and I'm pretty sure they sing "God Bless America" at it. I'm planning on remaining sitting if it happens.

Reddit, what's YOUR typing speed? WPM test!

zserf 1 point2 points 20 days ago[-]

I'm getting around 65 words per minute, with about 97% accuracy. I like using dvorak.

Reddit, what's YOUR typing speed? WPM test!

zserf 0 points1 point 20 days ago[-]

I get adrenaline rushes much too easily.

Does anyone have a secret room in their house?

zserf 1 point2 points 20 days ago[-]

We have a crawl space accessible through a removable panel in our closet. It's about 4 feet tall. My brother covered it with carpet samples, managed to get a couch, a TV, a futon, and had an NES down there for a while. Good times.

Hey Reddit, what's your all-time favorite SNL skit?

zserf 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

Bring it on in to Omletteville with Justin Timberlake.

What part of your body do you enjoy touching non-sexually?

zserf 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

I'll stroke my arm, but that's because it makes my hamstring twitch. I'm not sure I enjoy it, but I'm sure fascinated by it.

Whats something from your specific area of expertise that if the general public knew, they would be better off?

zserf 13 points14 points 24 days ago[-]

atleast understand what statistics mean. 50% less fat than something with almost no fat to begin with is basically no difference.

This is what happens if you end with 4th place in Mario Kart 64

zserf -7 points-6 points 24 days ago[-]

Back in my day the losers were on vinyl... or something else showing how old and hip I am.

What actions/ traits in a person make you instantly lose respect for them?

zserf 2 points3 points 24 days ago[-]

I'm going to not feed the trolls on this one

Is there any social/political issue that The United States is ahead of the curve on?

zserf 8 points9 points 24 days ago[-]

Freedom of speech. Where else can the KKK legally have a march in Jewish neighborhood?

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