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What did school teach you that was blatantly false once you researched it on the Internet? by peetssin AskReddit

[–]youenjoymyself 1067 points1068 points ago

You can always count on lemonparty.org.

Tennessee Man loses $22,000 to cops. No charges filed, no arrest made. "If somebody told me this happened to them, I absolutely would not believe this could happen in America." That was the reaction of a New Jersey man who found out just how risky it can be to carry cash through Tennessee. by Mind_Virusin politics

[–]youenjoymyself 0 points1 point ago

This first thing I mentioned in bold text was that carrying cash isn't illegal. However, if you want to take steps to ensure problems like this won't arise, why not inform the IRS and bank about a planned purchase such as this? At least this would be the "proof" for the police that this isn't drug money, which I fully agree is sad thing to have to do. But it's reality as long as the "war on drugs" still rages on.

Tennessee Man loses $22,000 to cops. No charges filed, no arrest made. "If somebody told me this happened to them, I absolutely would not believe this could happen in America." That was the reaction of a New Jersey man who found out just how risky it can be to carry cash through Tennessee. by Mind_Virusin politics

[–]youenjoymyself 1 point2 points ago

This is going to be burried by all the other comments, but I couldn't find anyone else mentioning this:

Carrying cash is NOT illegal, but carrying that much cash is NOT SMART either. I do not agree with what this cop did, but the man carrying the cash should have taken necessary steps to do so. The IRS needs to be informed when $10,000+ is being carried and used. I can't believe that it is hard to notify them or your bank so you can be cleared of any suspicion and protect yourself. As always, never trust the police. Never let them search your car. If you're carrying that much cash, get a form from your bank to prove that this cash is legitimately yours and that you have plans of making a large purchase. Yes, the "War on Drugs" is a bullshit excuse for cops to suspect large amouts of drug money, but it's the sad reality of our nation right now. This man did get his money back eventually because of spreading his story, but we can admit he wasn't the smartest person to deal with such a shitty situation.

IRS source: http://www.irs.gov/businesses/small/article/0,,id=148821,00.html

So much win.. by deejaavuuin starcraft

[–]youenjoymyself 2 points3 points ago

PonyCraft is still the best.

Not at my school, bitch. by Monty_Moosein funny

[–]youenjoymyself 33 points34 points ago

We all know Stacy's mom has got it going on, but we're talking about fucking Kyle's mom. Get it right.

can some one tell me... WHY? by kiemattsonin WTF

[–]youenjoymyself 27 points28 points ago

Or an unfortunate reporter's name.

I may be deaf, but these were words I have always wanted to her, just only in her voice. by WHATDIDYOUSAYin pics

[–]youenjoymyself 1 point2 points ago

He's the hero reddit deserves, but not the one it needs right now...

Saw this on Facebook, thought it belonged here. Hope it's not a repost. by i_love_younicornsin atheism

[–]youenjoymyself 3 points4 points ago

Yes, the world was different way back when. The Bible was a rule book back then - it's the 10 Commandments, not the 10 Suggestions. Yes, the heavily editted 2000 year old book is outdated and not entirely compatable with today's society. That is the very problem.

Vagina vacuum by tusedayin WTF

[–]youenjoymyself 78 points79 points ago

But that doesn't have the same pompous "I'm better than you" ring to it.

my wife called me racist, I thought it was hilarious. who's right Reddit? by nickturbofunkinin AskReddit

[–]youenjoymyself 544 points545 points ago

Well at least someone here is living up to someone else's username.

If a giant ring was built on mile high supports around the earth at the equator and the supports were simultaneously destroyed, would the ring just float there? by JimmySchapsin AskReddit

[–]youenjoymyself 606 points607 points ago

Imagine. A post-apocalyptic world where society built a ring around the earth thinking it'd be cool, said ring destroys cities and civilization, and humans are left scavaging the land in hopes to rebuild while fending off rogue ninjas with irritable bowels.

My evangelical parents came over for easter lunch yesterday... by vitani88in atheism

[–]youenjoymyself 92 points93 points ago

My dad was raised by my fairly religious grandparents. He knows I'm an atheist and we usually butt heads in religious conversations, but he respects the fact I don't pray before dinner. Today as we were about to have Easter dinner with family and relatives, my dad asked his dad to pray for us. I was in the other room filling up the pitcher of ice water to distribute and my dad looks over, smiles in an understanding manner, and tells my grandpa to start. It's moments like that I don't mind one bit that my family prays. Deep down I know they are praying to each other rather than to someone upstairs who they've never seen. And if they are praying to a god before eating, it's the least thing that bothers me. Atheist will get nowhere by complaining about minor religious practices, IMHO.

Overlord Quotes by donissuchamai902in starcraft

[–]youenjoymyself 4 points5 points ago

It was just a reference to the Overlord's policy during the Brood War. Gotta play that politics game, ya know?

No I would not. by ownworldmanin funny

Me trying to get into the Reddit cool club by kris_lacein funny

[–]youenjoymyself 0 points1 point ago

Tell that to reddit gold members.

Some pictures from my homeland, Iran. by erfanPin pics

[–]youenjoymyself 94 points95 points ago

I just realized that our governments are like the rivaling neighbor parents who despise each other while the kids (citizens) just want to play.

Apples. Not even once. by Gladwraplolin trees

[–]youenjoymyself 1 point2 points ago

Apparently no one has seen the Godfather.

My fun new little piece by NeonToasterin trees

[–]youenjoymyself 0 points1 point ago

Smoking out of seashells is not good for you.

My daughter at Disney.....I need to buy a gun. by hittinhedgesin funny

[–]youenjoymyself 60 points61 points ago

Same shit, but with college degrees.

Colorado town cancels Easter egg hunt, saying aggressive parents ruined last year's hunt for kids by twolf1in news

[–]youenjoymyself 5 points6 points ago

Oh your kid will remember it. Probably not in the same glorious way you will, but they will surely remember it.

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