Remember to always lock your door, boys.

rigaj · 1 day

Just going off what you have in your comic... You are sitting with your hard dick out, presumably porn on your monitor. I can assume you are still in the relaxed jerkoff position legs extended, and you thought all of this would be overlooked if you somehow disposed of the semen on your hand? To go even further in your haste to hide the evidence, eating your own man mayo was the best possible option?

typewriter_ribbon · 2 days

Am I the only one who read that as his partner is 8 and kid is 9?

Recare · 14 days

Have fun redoing that process in 5 years. They never get it 100% and you will usually have the nail grow in on one half of your toe. I had the same procedure and I still get them.

Drekmoon · 28 days

Every damn time... Then you feel guilty disturbing them when your done.....

SenorSalsa · 29 days

the kids face sums every feeling i have.. bravo sir

MoltasLaben · 1 month

Your title is mildly confusing.. But beyond that there is no reason why telling him to stop hitting on you makes you a bigot.

katienomz · 1 month

What were you thinking?

lazaroo · 1 month

You should post the pics to get back at her...

ssavitsky · 1 month

did anyone else read that and think to themselves.. what the hell is the racist W-word he is speaking of?

KidJ · 1 month

Your ending is bad, and you should feel bad.

falousco · 2 months

omfg.. short of breath just looking at that....

MattCrinos · 2 months

That's not a sat nav rage.. That's a "my mom is a dumb cunt" rage

iDunn0h · 4 months

Or maybe they are all facing backwards... I would look behind me too if I was with Lincoln.

Suspiciouspenguin · 4 months

All done for your protection, to prevent you know who from getting in at you. .......

xdoxmex · 5 months

A headhunter, mind me asking what your job entails? and what type of company are you employed by?

xdoxmex · 5 months

Don't worry.. Figured it out:)

xdoxmex

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