Dim the lights, turn up the bass, and no this is not Amnesia Dark Descent, nor are substances required to be transported elsewhere mentally. Great song.

Trolls-Gone-Wild · 19 days

Trolls-Gone-Wild · 19 days

You flatter me. We should ingest broken glass some time.

I have considered said venture... but fuck, what would I write about? I have a talent for writing complete bullshit. Everything else bores me; even spinning at terminal velocity inside a whale's ass hole.

"Plywood

A Collection of Searing Hot Needles In My Own Urethra"

Trolls-Gone-Wild · 19 days

I've never been welcomed on reddit before. Like most things, however, we must expose our chests to the elements of sensuality and the creaminess of Mayonnaise; it is only there that true satisfaction by way of anal photosynthesis can be achieved.

Ninja_mak · 19 days

I AM HONORED

KRAFT CHEESE

Trolls-Gone-Wild · 19 days

It's definitely the moment that I did a backflip through my living room coffee table while screaming, "Allow the force of 1,000 American bald eagles to enter your anus." I then proceeded to run my body through 23 feet of reinforced concrete at 137 miles per hour.

Dad told me it was time to move out.

freetiger · 3 months

I read this while hearing a russian man's voice.

xchn · 3 months

I know, man. Using different types of equipment and different styles these days does add a lot if used correctly.

Guess I'm just lazy though. I like just jamming out a capella.

xchn · 3 months

I definitely could have put more into it. I feel like a capella beatboxing just isn't on par with what people like these days though, considering everyone wants dubstep, loop stations, and massive production value.

Hard to really enjoy the raw stuff when you've got so many people layering now.

DoctorYuyi · 5 months

Not sure if...

Yesman69 · 7 months

zombie Cho Chang?

dishrag · 10 months

That's awful. Awfully interesting.

pwnyoudedinface · 11 months

Wow. I DID almost tear up.

gvedd941 · 1 year

It's either Fuji's or Funyuns

smoogums · 1 year

Yeah, I love going through and watching 7 ethnically inconspicuous people pass before me without a problem but when it's my turn they ask me to step aside. I'm half filipino and half white, but, to their credit, when I intentionally give the TSA shifty glances and look nefarious on purpose to see how they'll react, I expect them to feel a little paranoid.

Trolling TSA staff who seem to enjoy and take pride in what they're doing is my obligation as a bystander, observing retarded policy at work.

tbcmafia · 1 year

WOW! You guys remember the custodian who used to rip open the chests of the living and extract their essences with her bare hands? She would then ram her face through steel reinforced concrete and scream (several octaves below normal speaking range), "The end is nigh for the Esoteric Order has processed the crystals, granting me eternal life in pursuit of the blood of the living."

Yeah, my friends and I always fucked with at lunch time.

dlo009 · 1 year

I read that with Bush's accent. God damn, man.

TakeAChillPill · 1 year

Even worse is that as soon as I clicked this picture, Humming by Portishead began playing on my computer. Not creepy as fuck or anything.

Copps · 1 year

This is well executed. Although his face showed apparent surprise, it was subtle, and his transition was very smooth. 8.5/10

The single raised pant leg and hood of his sweatshirt, complimented by a wool stacker, is also a testament to his ultimate Korean swagger.

timepad · 1 year

This is so fucking generic and nondescript. It really sickens me to know that this message has been installed in, OF ALL PLACES, Wal-Mart, where the unwashed, uninformed masses do their daily shopping.

My gut feeling is that the government can only introduce smaller measures, such as this, to further their reach, but not carry out a full fledged Big Brother campaign. People are stupid, but many of them aren't stupid enough to let too many things go by unchecked; at least I hope so.

timepad · 1 year

It's okay, grandpa, just rub vapor rub on your ankles and watch Wheel of Fortune. Prune juice.

Epistaxis · 1 year

How am I supposed to believe that?

xchn

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