From work today. Bratty kid and (objectively) terrible parent.

antimonyfunk · 2012-05-25T21:11:05.985471+00:00

Wait wait...let me get this straight; the kid was being loud, rude and interrupting so hey! let's reward that behavior with candy!

Good luck controlling that hurricane of a teenager when she grows up some!

wil · 2012-05-25T21:03:58.355116+00:00

Are you wearing an "I heart Doctor Who" shirt?

Bad ass.

TecksMecks · 2012-05-25T21:02:24.299300+00:00

I like the sensations but this one torques my back and just hurts after a while. I blame my job; physical work takes it's toll on you eventually.

Riffti · 2012-05-25T08:25:56.879412+00:00

Probably because they are all busy trying to keep their precious items from the destructo-spawn they've blessed their lives with.

CheckeredDots · 2012-05-25T07:20:25.739779+00:00

Orgasm denial. Fuck her...but don't let her/make her cum. Satisfy yourself and let her stew in her own horniness. Tell her she's not allowed to cum until you say. Otherwise you won't fuck her to orgasm.

My Sir pulled this on me once. Once. He's a devious yet wonderful man.

uhohstop · 2012-05-25T05:22:48.288314+00:00

Bangers and mash, steamed seasonal veggies, chocolate pudding, strawberries, grapes and plums with pomegranate blueberry juice, some dark roast coffee and a pint of Haagen Dazs Cherry Chocolate Chunk.

Because banger and mash are a serious comfort food for me, I like steamed veg, duh it's chocolate, everyone loves fruit, that shit is delicious, dark coffee is good coffee and omg so tasty.

Sorry if that doesn't make much sense...am actually quite sleepy and stoned...zzz...

SpaceAzn_Zen · 2012-05-25T04:33:20.737673+00:00

Duct tape, pillow and underwear.

It was Halloween and I was going as a "naked" snowman.

wildpeaches · 1 day

Exactly. I've made this comment before: it's like congratulating someone on taking a shit.

Way to go! You did something your body does naturally!!

throwaway83249 · 1 day

Ok...first thing: guys will be attracted to your confidence and forwardness.

Secondly: I think it's a bit much to feel hurt if he didn't text you back after he said he had plans. That's getting into "girlfriend feelings" and, in a NSA situation, that's a big no-no. It's not your fault, or his. It's just s fuck buddy saying: I'm busy.

Erimenes · 1 day

Dear Parents: LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR DEMON SPAWN IN PUBLIC!!!

EDIT: Sorry for yelling. This story just made me so angry. I don't see how it's ok to let kids annoy total strangers. That is so rude.

wildpeaches · 1 day

I'm in BC, Canada which either means the parents are footing the bill or they're on welfare and us taxpayers foot the bill.

penguinator13 · 1 day

I'd make a horrible mother because I would find any excuse to make someone else take care of it while I caught up on sleep.

wildpeaches · 1 day

I <3 you so hard right now :)

wildpeaches · 1 day

In a different situation I'd agree with you. But I've known this person since I was 8 and she's always been the kind of person to always one-up someone in any social situation.

wildpeaches · 1 day

She's my age, 30. And I have no clue what she does for work...she said something about being a stay at home mom for the last few years.

EvilV · 2 days

Fuck yes.

hattalk · 2 days

I rarely get swamp ass....but I do occasionally hit the bathroom to give my lady bits a wipe down. Sometimes when Im out doing errands I'll get kinda bored and start thinking about sex and well....yeah.

steelgina · 2 days

My advice is to let her know how you feel and then be there for her. I read somewhere on here the OP's sister has esteem issues....obviously. Maybe encourage some therapy? Anything to get her away from dating teenage juggalos.

cthulhuscock · 2 days

That's...gross.

rebeccaflower24 · 2 days

For all that is holy I want to make out with Rupert Grint.

alsartist92 · 2 days

Good trade methinks: "fuck knots" for "baby giraffe leg syndrome"

Quick note: my guy dubbed that phrase years back because after a good fuck he laughs at me teetering around his apartment on wobbly legs...like a baby giraffe.

Noedel · 2 days

The town I live in has a river going right through it. It winds and curls for miles all over and through town.

In the summer months, the currents settle enough that we all drive up to the fish hatchery, hike down the hill in the woods to below the hatchery, jump onto our floating inner tubes and basically "surf" the currents and water to the park a few miles downstream. All you'll need is two cars and an inner tube per person. Cheap, fun and nostalgic.

GGking41 · 2 days

Sometimes when I'm feeling generous I like to ask him if I can go down on him and just try stuff. Different tongue movements, or maybe more hands. It's fun for both of us because it's like we're just letting it all go and exploring our bodies which inevitably leads to great sex. It's win win.

wildpeaches

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