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Women of r/sex would you have problem if your partner have only one testicle? by ninoffmaniakin sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 1 point2 points ago

in his case he had an injury from a car accident to one of his testicles that caused it to grow into essentially two separate testicles connected by some tissue, making it look and feel like he had three independent testicles.

The injured testicle later became cancerous, supposedly because of the injury, and had to be removed.

Women of r/sex would you have problem if your partner have only one testicle? by ninoffmaniakin sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 1 point2 points ago

Cancer is a bitch. He had one for awhile, then got a prosthetic for the other.

Shorter guys (5'6 or less), how successful have you been with OKC? by Clusterzzzin OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 5 points6 points ago

Uh, if you like truncated numbers it would be 5'11

How to feel better about yourself: by Naxiliin OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 0 points1 point ago

Interesting.

How does everyone here answer 'How do you two know each other?' when meeting friends of men/women found via OkCupid? by StartsOutFriendlyin OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 10 points11 points ago

Between walmart or OKC I would be more embarrassed about the walmart.

How to feel better about yourself: by Naxiliin OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 0 points1 point ago

Out of curiosity what languages do you share?

How to feel better about yourself: by Naxiliin OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 3 points4 points ago

Like literally disappeared as in a missing person report?

Weird encounter... by lookingforanswers2in OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 2 points3 points ago

Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion..the X makes it sound cool.

[Critique!] Think I should give this a try... I'm interested in if I should leave the military stuff in? Opinions? by mhering06in OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 4 points5 points ago

I see no reason to leave out the military stuff. Only thing I would say to add is a better full body shot. A couple of your other photos seemed a little redundant at the end, but its not like they detract from you or anything, and since there is no limit as far as I can tell on the number, I don't see a reason to remove them.

So, guys, let's be honest here: Would you actually recommend OkCupid? by celerityin OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 0 points1 point ago

In any other reddit I think that list would have been karma gold. Here, in an older thread, its kind of gone by the wayside.

Oh my fuck.. should i go to the hospital? by Avenged_Spencein sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 0 points1 point ago

Ya but diesel washes off easily with soap and water.

Gasoline works too but the smell doesn't come off like with diesel, which is why I didn't initially mention it.

Plus, I like diesel.

So, guys, let's be honest here: Would you actually recommend OkCupid? by celerityin OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 1 point2 points ago

No kidding, if the overall US population were like engineering school there would be:

  • 9 Men to every 1 Woman
  • Average IQ of the US would be somewhere around 150. Probably 250 within 4 generations.
  • Engineering paper used for legal documents.
  • No pens in existence, only mechanical pencils.
  • Solidworks/ProE used for interior design.
  • All art is based off of: stress modeling in CAD, fluid flow, heat conduction
  • Carbon fiber phone cases, because its cool.
  • Church of XKCD and Church of TheOatmeal war entering year 7; death toll in the dozens.
  • 75% of the population classified as functioning alcoholics twice a week.
  • 25% of the population always high
  • Inane but technically accurate graffiti on boxcars and bridges.
  • Document senders on every street corner.
  • Laser printers on every other street corner.
  • 98% of the population foreveralones.
  • Human extinction within 1000 years due to low population.

So, guys, let's be honest here: Would you actually recommend OkCupid? by celerityin OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 0 points1 point ago

I'm most definitely not a crappy person but the process of OKC definitely got to me. I feel like if it hadn't worked I would have thrown in the towel by now and taken a break from it to prevent that.

But then again it worked for me so maybe my comment is moot.

My wife would like me to have sex with other women. I'm incredibly conflicted. by deepblueeverythingin sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 16 points17 points ago

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

So I was talking to a female friend about my OKC experiences and this happened... by DeSotain OkCupid

[–]waterbottlebandit 0 points1 point ago

I get what you mean with the all dudes thing. It's hard to meet people when you only meet dudes, and you only meet more dudes because they only know dudes too. The only time you ever meet any girls are when they are the GF of one of the dudes, which means they are off limit......pretty much forever.

Thats why I joined OKC, and it worked for me, I met girls. Still horribly inexperienced like you with all the same concerns, but at least I was meeting people.

Oh my fuck.. should i go to the hospital? by Avenged_Spencein sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 1 point2 points ago

Diesel works too.

Oh my fuck.. should i go to the hospital? by Avenged_Spencein sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 0 points1 point ago

I did this too. Twice actually. And yes I washed my hands.

Masturbation using bodily fluids..... by The_Ninja_Turtlesin sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 8 points9 points ago

I second that......sounds like precum.

Is "get tested for STDs" an American thing? by nosleepatallin sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 5 points6 points ago

Hmm, after re-reading it I think you are right, he meant to say that American's think that circumcision magically wards off STD's.

While I have heard lots of incorrect things about sex before I had never heard that one, and I've spent all my life being American.

I can only orgasm from giving a blowjob +masturbation? by Queen_of_All_Cosmosin sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 1 point2 points ago

Hmmmm, interesting dilemma....here is kind of an off the wall suggestion:

There is a product called a "clone a willy" it lets you make a copy of your partners dick and turn it into a dildo/vibrator. Maybe the combined effect of having his cock in your pussy and his cloned cock in your mouth might be something you would enjoy?

Is "get tested for STDs" an American thing? by nosleepatallin sex

[–]waterbottlebandit 8 points9 points ago

circumcision equals protection from STD

I've never heard that thinking before, it is very common in Germany?

"I'm not going to enable you getting fatter" by [deleted]in relationship_advice

[–]waterbottlebandit 7 points8 points ago

All lies. Pablo Escobar was clearly just a misunderstood independently wealthy man who's name has been drug through the mud. ;)

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