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I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]union_pacific 1 point2 points ago

Maybe in the ancient past not having wisdom teeth wouldn't be useful, but nowadays I would classify that as a helpful adaptation, not a flaw.

Just received a briefing to create an ad, find out that my client write the same way Gandalf does. by piwie_23in funny

[–]union_pacific 1 point2 points ago

I know right? That kinda made me sad inside. I mean, there are Muslim countries that speak French, unless I'm horribly mistaken. I don't know anything about Arabic except what it looks like, and I thought this text looked Arabic before I even knew it was French.

A Message from the Celadon Police by CWest540in vcu

[–]union_pacific 1 point2 points ago

man you could post it in various other reddits and reap a bunch of karma probably, if you're into that.

Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by ohgoshwheretobeginin AskReddit

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago

I have absolutely no experience treating schizophrenia, so I won't say anything about that. I will say, however, that there is no need to delete that account. Not only will no one be heartbroken if that name is taken, but even after accounts are deleted they cannot be re-created. It just says "this username is already taken by a user that was deleted", or something like that. I encountered it once.

Happy Birthday to this veteran ENT. He turns 79 today! by batmaniscoolin trees

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago

Also, Kirsten Dunst's birthday. Also, Hitler's death day. Also, my birthday! Woo.

Why I hate one floor in the office... by figboot11in funny

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago

My 2nd-grade school had a hallway like this. The end I was usually near was reversed at the end of the corridor. One day I went in the other end's girls' room, and noted that this bathroom down here had all stalls! How fancy. I noticed my error on the way out. Luckily, this was after school and nobody saw me.

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaks the Fourth Wall [00:51] by Namahain videos

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago

WHAT DOES WILL SAY? "So I grabbed this rock, man... OH MY GOD, SHE'S [incomprehensible]!" I can't figure it out.

Relationship red flags, what are yours Reddit? by haaaiEverybodyin AskReddit

[–]union_pacific 1 point2 points ago

"Don't let anyone ever tell you that heroin isn't good. Heroin's too good!" Something someone told my dad once.

Wait a minute... ಠ_ಠ by union_pacificin WTF

[–]union_pacific[S] 0 points1 point ago

Aha. Although really I'm not saying that those questions won't have interesting responses sometimes, but that their popularity makes a statement about the userbase.

Wait a minute... ಠ_ಠ by union_pacificin WTF

[–]union_pacific[S] 1 point2 points ago*

xD nice catch. I mean, I peruse the top links there every day, but I didn't even think of that. Good slam.

edit: Sheesh, that stupid bj link is purple. I didn't spend much time on that dumb thing at all. I did, however, read a lot of the top question without being logged in.

What is the most unattractive thing you commonly see in people (men and women) by calthegreat565in AskReddit

[–]union_pacific 1 point2 points ago

I'd hate to FFY a FTFY, but:

new lunar state.

FTFTFYFY

Not like a dick. by groovemachinein trees

[–]union_pacific 1 point2 points ago

Side note: If you've never smoked out of a bong before, and you have more than two stoned people trying to explain it to you, you're fucked. There is no way you'll get an accurate how/why for the technique. Personal experience talking.

Help! I'm being required come up with a name for this unnamed road that runs through my property. Need suggestions! by theProtagonizerin AskReddit

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago

Awesome Avenue. It alliterates, and it's awesome. Although now that I see that you aren't the one making the final decision, I don't know if a name like that might make the cut :|

What are some common lies that people use too much? by moondrizzlein AskReddit

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago

Now that is an indirect story.

Reddit, I think I'm losing my emotional stability and I don't feel like I deserve to be... by losingmyfkinmindin AskReddit

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago

Folks have said that medication won't solve everything, but I think it may help. Depression is a vicious cycle, and antidepressants can help to break out of that cycle.

This appeared on facebook today by EntSwagin atheism

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago*

My very Catholic friend did the same thing. Right over their heads, I guess. edit: I don't know about other folks, but I'm pretty sure it went over my friend's head.

Because fuck you, Einstein. by union_pacificin Demotivational

[–]union_pacific[S] 4 points5 points ago

How about I slice your head off and post it as a demotivational. "STOP_REPOSTING_THIS: More Useful as a Severed Head than a Reddit Commentor". I bet I would get a ton of points, and nobody would complain about that being a repost.

Like a boss. by MaxTRin funny

[–]union_pacific 3 points4 points ago

This GIF looked exactly like that game! I guess that goes to show that it really is a good simulator.

Reddit's current title is "reddit: the frontpage of the internet". What would you have it be? by Kibibitzin AskReddit

[–]union_pacific -1 points0 points ago

I would rather it be "reddit: the frontpage of reddit." That's way, way more accurate.

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