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[m]orning spliff for this gENTleman, post workout. non-nude, keepin it classy. by garlandmonroein treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf 2 points3 points ago

hi, i'd like to do things to you.

Woke my boyfrient up with a j. Forgot to tell him it had hash in it. [5] by kush_domainin trees

[–]uglyelf 4 points5 points ago

well, then perhaps my response was a bit harsh. thanks for the clarification, i was worried someone knowingly slipped someone DMT. I was smoking a hash hookah once. some people came in and took a few puffs of it and said it tasted funny. "Yeah, that's pot flavor." they flipped out. apparently they thought it was just hookah. lesson: don't smoke things without knowing what it is.

Woke my boyfrient up with a j. Forgot to tell him it had hash in it. [5] by kush_domainin trees

[–]uglyelf 10 points11 points ago

Alright,I'm sorry, but you can't slip someone DMT, that just isnt right. DMT is something you need to think about and be ready for (well, as ready ask you can be.) OP got her boyfrient higher than expected via real nice weed, a good time was had by all.

I hope your friend enjoyed his experience, though. It can be great! Friends dont give friends drugs they don't want. Trust me, there are enough people out there who'll gladly take 'em. Me included.

If you do this, burn in hell you piece of shit! by shnewmansin trees

[–]uglyelf 0 points1 point ago

actually i've heard that grinding up shrooms and mixing them in a shot glass with lemon or orange juice is the way to go.

A bong made totally out of ice, hits like a champ by GeneralTomfooleryin StonerEngineering

[–]uglyelf 13 points14 points ago

instructions?

How I feel when I meet a geeky lady ENT. by Laerykenin trees

[–]uglyelf 2 points3 points ago

as a geeky lady ent, I gotta say... this is difficult to believe. Most males just think I'm super wierd.

[F]orever alone, horny, and high. by Shutupnfuckmein treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf 19 points20 points ago

my god woman, yes, yes you would.

[F]orever alone, horny, and high. by Shutupnfuckmein treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf 52 points53 points ago

ladyent here and i'd just like to say, i'm not usually one to comment on other girl's photos, but holy cow, I'd do completely horrible things to you. know this.

Comedowns by blue_onein Drugs

[–]uglyelf 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for the response. I'm fairly new to shrooms (and all drugs, to be honest). It's nice to know I'm not the only one who has mental hang overs from shrooms.

Comedowns by blue_onein Drugs

[–]uglyelf 17 points18 points ago

Have I been tripping my entire life?

The concept of time lost all meaning at the depth of my trip. Like, the functioning of linear minutes and how they accumulate into hours and how moments become "that time when..."

Actually, I had a pretty unpleasant come down from shrooms. Recently it hasnt been so bad, smoke on the way down, but sometimes and in the beginning I'd feel just.... off for a few days. Just distant and strange for a bit once the tripping stopped. Is that normal?

taking a hiatus, last post [f]or a while. Also, eyes per request. by uglyelfin treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf[S] 0 points1 point ago

many people would. he's literally my best friend, I sleep cuddling him every night. he's in my lap as we speak

taking a hiatus, last post [f]or a while. Also, eyes per request. by uglyelfin treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf[S] 2 points3 points ago

I appreciate your fanhood! I've always loved hearing from people who find me visually enjoyable- it's one of the main reasons I like postin', I like making people happy.

I've just realized that perhaps I need to calm down in my life, refocus some energy.

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[–]uglyelf[S] 1 point2 points ago

Jasper isn't a rapper though, hahaha. Also, how you gonna play Orange Juice without Earl? But I could imagine a crowd of true OF fans being able to throw down his lines without issue.

Also, I think getting cut out during Radical is kinda ironic. Or maybe ironic isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind. (Choke, any of my Chuck fans?) Like, Radical is all about fucking authority and the whole anticulture shit, fuck yeah the pigs are gonna stop it.

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[–]uglyelf[S] 0 points1 point ago

Mellowhype YES. I'm so glad someone mentioned this. Left Brain is a great chill out beats producer, and Hodgy is fucking Hodgy. I also really like The Internet. Truth be told, I have a mad crush on Syd. Speaking of my stoner choice...., particularly about 2 minutes in.

gol[f] wang by uglyelfin treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well, fuck my shit, no one told me. I'm all curious. Summer's coming up and I usually like to read a few books on lawn, but never know wtf to read. Some more Chuck would certainly help.

gol[f] wang by uglyelfin treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf[S] 1 point2 points ago

Out of curiosity, what songs did they play?

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[–]uglyelf[S] 0 points1 point ago

Which one was that? Pygmy?

gol[f] wang by uglyelfin treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf[S] 0 points1 point ago

Processed cheese covered fingers groping at semi hard crotches... Yup.

gol[f] wang by uglyelfin treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. There are literally no words to explain how jealous I am of you right now. I want to see them live more than anything. Also, that last verse of Oldie is the shit. "I was fifteen when I first drew that doughnut..." Actually, I hate to say this, I'm writing about OF for my philosophy class. Writing and analyzing them is literally against everything they stand for, but fuck it, any paper I can smoke two joints before writing is worth it.

gol[f] wang by uglyelfin treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf[S] 1 point2 points ago

actually. listened at a [6]. Enjoyed. Thank you!

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[–]uglyelf[S] 1 point2 points ago

Earl's free, man. He's been free for a while now. "And me? I just spent a year Ferrisin', and lost a little sanity to show you what hysterics is [...] so that sterile piss flow remind these niggas where embarrassed is."

Love Earl, love him.

gol[f] wang by uglyelfin treesgonewild

[–]uglyelf[S] 3 points4 points ago

THIS. Invisible Monsters IS the best. It's my favorite book in the entire world.

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