I always put weird stuff on the "For" line when I write rent checks: Does anyone actually read that, and has it ever (will it inevitably) gotten anyone (me) in trouble?

tykit2RIDE · 2012-05-25T19:01:29.079371+00:00

Awesome, that makes much more sense. I think we all learned a lesson today, and I hope we're a stronger community for it.

SrslyYouToo · 3 months

Standing in the service station at the restaurant, another server named Bill (bald, paunchy and way too self-assured for being kind of a piece of shit) saunters in and offers up the following anecdote, utterly unprovoked and without context:

"So I'm at this gangbang, right. Four on one. I blow my load, it shoots across the room, hits one of the other guys."

And my life was better for having known that

Rudolphini · 4 months

Caught this over at the Seattle Stranger, I think they kind of hit it dead-on.

If the casual racism and sexism of Reddit* bugs you

Truth be told, it's very much a middle class white boy's club here. The tweets were a solid parody too. Not all of us, obviously, but enough to set a tone. And a not-so-awesome one at that.

space-ninja · 5 months

Monogamy is unnatural. People aren't supposed to want to fuck only one person for the rest of their lives. To promise to do so is to set yourself up for failure.

tykit2RIDE · 5 months

Ever see two people on motorcycles wave at one another on the road? Those people.

tykit2RIDE · 5 months

Sorry for the poor quality, I don't know how photoshop. Here's the original, and another angle where he looks like that guy from Dick Tracy.

Also, Elvis

tykit2RIDE · 5 months

I see what I did there

GiGeorge · 1 year

Pho. Find the closest Vietnamese place, order a number 12, get a big glass of water and an iced coffee, pummel it, take a bong hit, hangover is history.

echo3 · 1 year

My Hero by Foo Fighters, or Bush's Machinehead if I'm riding.

Total sidenote, how 'bout them 90s?

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

I really just needed confirmation that the ST3 is as good as everyone says it is. I say I don't care about headaches, but I'd much rather have a bike that just works and doesn't let me down, and from what I understand that's the Triumph. It's still at least a month away, I just wanted some guidance/affirmation

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

This is true, and that I-3 is bulletproof from what I hear. Since this is my only expense for transportation, I feel like it would be okay to shell out a little for the Ducati every now and then. On the other hand, handing out nothing and having an amazing bike with the Triumph would also have it's merits. Shit, man....it's tough

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

Yeah, that was my wallpaper for awhile. And it would be a memorable bike to own. But the ST3 is the bike that everyone I talk to at shops say is the one bike they would have, so it's hard to say no to that. The Hyper would be badass though. Damn it, this is poinless.

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

It fucking didn't, and thank god for that. I'm pretty sure that being a piece of shit is sexually transmitted.

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

The epilogue isn't nearly as funny. As it turns out, she was actually the kind of girl you want to punch in the face, so that probably came from a real place. Basically the conversation went like this

Her: "God, I was so drunk that night. I made out with a black guy. I hate black guys!"

Me: "I wish you hadn't given me that hoodie back"

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

It's a sad commentary on the state of our nation when every opinion is entitled to equal weight. Some things just fucking are, without question. Puppies are cute, ice cream is delicious, and gay teens being bullied to the point of suicide is fucking awful

(edited to make kids who bully gay kids not look as bad, for some reason)

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

Another show that was completely ahead of it's time and, if it came out today, would've been intensely popular. But then again, things ended up fine for everyone involved. Except Dana Carvey.

chamb3rs · 1 year

So...Lauren is dead now, right?

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

Wouldn't be the first time

tykit2RIDE · 1 year

Yeah, that. Because nobody actually flips through the channels anymore. But yeah, that kind of "see". I'd rather eat my own children than watch Leno. Hence why the band sucks now. Was this really not spelled out well in the timeline?

tykit2RIDE

TROPHY CASE

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