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r/Trees, what are the REAL dangers of marijuana from an unbiased stance? by Pavillionin trees

[–]todaysaccountname 0 points1 point ago

actually, id like to retract that statement. it's pretty dangerous if our doctors pretend to understand it but really dont. see my post from today for details.

What can I buy for mom who just had knee surgery? by diggerBin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 0 points1 point ago

patience. i just had hip surgery last night and it now takes FOREVER to do the the simplest tasks.

In tetris do the square blocks rotate? by xangxingerin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 1 point2 points ago

yes. most likely controlled by some code that treats the falling objects the same

Reddit, what little things throughout the day make you happy and/or keep you going? by burning-apein AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 0 points1 point ago

the picture of my wife on my desk, my job bores the hell out of me so i just look at it and remember that im working so we can have children

What are some good Mind Fuck Movies? by jigatonein AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 0 points1 point ago

the rape scenes in the original (swedish?) Girl with the Butterfly Tattoo are very disturbing. only time in my life i have ever shut a movie down midstream and walked away

What did you do to get over your ex that you still loved? by cantgetoverherin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 0 points1 point ago

hang with the brehren exclusively until you start to feel a bit better. talk about it. and when you start feeling like going out, get a wingman and pick up some one nights stands or a regular sex-buddy

Do you like your handwriting? by mouseteethin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 9 points10 points ago

yes and its barely legible to others

When will college students wake up to the new employment picture? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname -1 points0 points ago

the only way for someone to wake up to it is to put it near their face. in this way, their eyes will open and see it right away.

What is something fun I can get my girlfriend of four years for Christmas? by bigtom412in AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 1 point2 points ago

there's no way your girlfriend is 4

Reddit, let's hear some of your best corny jokes. by killjoy95in AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 1 point2 points ago

termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bartender here"?

Never Watched StarWars Movie before , how to begin? by supermedoin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 0 points1 point ago

you put the DVD into the little slot and hit play

Can someone explain why, in porn, Asian women always seem like they're in pain? by Piratikoin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 157 points158 points ago

i married a japanese woman. (1) they are expected to be completely submissive, going far as to not touching the man unless asked. because if the woman makes an advance, they believe the man will look weak. (2) (2) they squeal instead of moan so it sounds like an animal getting killed (3) facial expressions are typically surpressed. so in the end u see a woman that looks like she's just being attacked. WORSE STILL, of they are groped in public, its rude to embarrass the attacker so they just sit there and get raped, and people literally stand by and ignore it. full-on-rape on trains (see "chikan"). disturbing at first glance but fascinating a a sociology study

What's your most scariest/weirdest thing that has happened to you when you were home alone as a kid? by purple_starsin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 33 points34 points ago

saved my roomate from a strangler who scaled the building, broke through the bedroom window, and tried to kill her. this was at 4:00am and the sound of her screams ripped me out of a deep sleep. i now suffer from PTSD

NYC herb delivery is sweeter than I expected by todaysaccountnamein trees

[–]todaysaccountname[S] 1 point2 points ago

if ur careful there are super deals uptown. washington heights is still moving weight

Our economy is in shambles, and our government spends its time cutting taxes for billionaires, declaring fast food a vegetable, and passing a bill that would effectively destroy an entire industry. I hate to be the one to ask this question, but when is violence appropriate? by jordaleanin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 3 points4 points ago

vote shmote, anyone can convince people to vote for him by telling lies. then hop into office to change their tune. its the same guy over and over, different face. there needs to be a large scale protest and im not talking about people sitting in a fucking park without objectives. im talking about exposing the problems within our government and pitching an alternative with financial justification. there's a lot of smart fucking people and people with money in this country that can accomplish a lot if they all got together

Practical gifts for a father? by FoxhoundDin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 0 points1 point ago

well shit son, go get him a fleshlight then

Practical gifts for a father? by FoxhoundDin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 1 point2 points ago

bitches love sir-prizes (bonerssss)

Care to share your break-up stories of dumping someone? by Nicodemus81in AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 1 point2 points ago

oh jesus i dated a chick who was quite heated and went bananas for a while. had to call the cops. fucking A, that was crazy. im swearing tonight for effect!

Practical gifts for a father? by FoxhoundDin AskReddit

[–]todaysaccountname 2 points3 points ago

fucking tools man. men love tools. goto home depot and go bananas

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