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Best robots.txt ever

toasterweasel 9 points10 points 2 days ago[-]

For more on robots.txt.

Tropical Depression THREE headed for the Gulf, over the BP spill and on to Texas. Could become a hurricane.

toasterweasel 0 points1 point 6 days ago[-]

That's circlejerk friend, headlines have no boundaries there.

How about them Cardinals!!!!!

toasterweasel 2 points3 points 7 days ago[-]

Plus we might be getting Roy Oswalt.

Poll: should marijuana be mass produced? Yes, if regulated it is a safe drug for recreational use. No, it is a drug that can lead to more serious drug use and increase crime. You know what to do.

toasterweasel 1 point2 points 7 days ago[-]

I think that this poll is rigged. It goes way beyond what other polls have showed that around 45-50% support legalization.

DAE use circlejerk for another askreddit because they're newfag keanu apologists that enjoy fisting more than jerking?

toasterweasel [S] 0 points1 point 8 days ago[-]

The j stands for giraffe.

You see giraffes always wanted to spell their name with a j but a treaty in 1439 forbade them to do so. They were allowed to spell it with a j in pleasent giraffe only conversation but it was never to be put into print or spoken aloud to anyone else.

Then the internet happened. Steve Jobs and Bill Gates and some hairy troll looking dude got together and wanted to prove who's was bigger. Since they all have vagina's they measured their own self worth.

The internet was born out of their shame of having nothing decent to stroke on about.

End of side 7

"'The Hills' Ending Shocks Fans: Was the Show Fake All Along?" Facepalm.

toasterweasel 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

Damn. He said that? Now I feel dirty. Here's a nonsense word I just made up for your trouble, flabenrount.

"'The Hills' Ending Shocks Fans: Was the Show Fake All Along?" Facepalm.

toasterweasel 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

whatever you say sugartits

Completely humbled by psilocybin

toasterweasel 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

I had the same experience my first time not more than a couple months ago. The positive feeling I got from my trip lasted about a solid week then faded away. I haven't been able to get a hold of a good amount since then and I'm a little sad inside.

"'The Hills' Ending Shocks Fans: Was the Show Fake All Along?" Facepalm.

toasterweasel 1 point2 points 9 days ago* [-]

I wouldn't have known what he was talking about without your cheesedick comment. Thanks alot fuckstick.

"'The Hills' Ending Shocks Fans: Was the Show Fake All Along?" Facepalm.

toasterweasel 17 points18 points 9 days ago[-]

As TopShelf12's supervisor I must say he did outstanding work on that pile of garbage. You can trust me, I'm from the internet.

I have ADD. How can I sta

toasterweasel 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

Maybe you sho

Holy cow! This is the most impressive physics engine I've ever seen. [vid]

toasterweasel 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

My god.... I need shrooms to fully enjoy that. Thanks for the links. I had no idea what demoscene even was till now.

Was going through some of my stuff and thought some of you would appreciate this.

toasterweasel 20 points21 points 10 days ago[-]

You think that mosquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Sir Cull. Sir Cull Who? Sir Cull Jerk.

toasterweasel 1 point2 points 10 days ago[-]

It's ok because there's no funny.

Wanted by the CIA: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange

toasterweasel -4 points-3 points 10 days ago[-]

It's funny how your comment slowly turned my +7 to now standing at a +1. Your comment isn't any less inflammatory or condescending. Your username adds the proverbial icing on the cake.

What do you think the future will look like?

toasterweasel 0 points1 point 10 days ago[-]

You would be crazy to do that. Almost as crazy as betting against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

What do you think the future will look like?

toasterweasel 4 points5 points 10 days ago[-]

The way things look now unless something changes the world will continue to be run by huge corporations. If the bailouts did anything it told the fat cats that they don't have to fear the public as long as they are pacified. That being said the next 50 years could hold a lot of technology improvement as long as we don't kill ourselves off or a major land war doesn't occur. I just think when I graduated from college in 2001 how different things were in the IT field. I had a fucking MSDOS course for fucks sake. I'm still waiting for the big innovations though and that magic pill that will eat my fat so I don't have to diet or exercise. Oh yeah and a holodeck would be awesome.

Wanted by the CIA: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange

toasterweasel -11 points-10 points 10 days ago[-]

Adblock didn't work for me either so go fuck yourself.

I am getting a stained glass window for my hall. Any suggestions better than this?

toasterweasel 0 points1 point 12 days ago[-]

I wish I had a house with a hall in it.

Am I the only person who loves the cliché stoners on Reddit?

toasterweasel 3 points4 points 12 days ago[-]

I like it when some newfag completely misunderstands the purpose of circlejerk. BTW SUPER HIGH RIGHT NOW MOAR ASKREDDITS IN MY JERK PLOX

Things to visit in St. Louis!

toasterweasel 3 points4 points 29 days ago[-]

There's a party at my friend Carey's on Saturday. Should be pretty badass.

First chapter of Quantum Desire sci-fi book. 100 upvotes and the author agreed to make the entire book available for free online...

toasterweasel 9 points10 points 29 days ago[-]

So I don't get it. 50 upvotes and and only 9 down at this point. Why does the site look like it belongs to a Nigerian scammer?

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