As a terrorist, I now realize that my Twitter followers might actually be under the assumption that I don't really want to "destroy America", but instead just want to get really drunk there. This is really embarrassing. What do?

tjw · 2012-02-04T06:47:27.074467+00:00

Hold on, he did say wives.

Chowderhead1 · 2012-02-03T23:13:48.469679-07:00

"It might be yours."

mhp · 2012-02-04T03:30:33.891780+00:00

Research shows they can carry 60-80 pounds at a walking pace which isn't that bad.

Heh, yeah. Not bad if it happens to be walking in the right direction.

Where I live, a few people run them with their cattle as guard animals. I'm pretty sure that's what the "seller" had been doing with it, and that's what I would have wanted it for too. The only trouble with the scenario was that I realized that if it was worthless to him, it probably would be just as worthless to me too and I would be the one who had to catch it.

mhp · 2012-02-04T03:11:22.145808+00:00

There was a recurring giveaway ad on craigslist where I live for a long time for a free llama with the stipulation that you had to catch it. It also said something like "hates people, children especially." I have to admit, I was tempted, but it didn't really seem like it was worth the effort.

JFrey · 2012-02-03T15:47:42.298062-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_the_Prevention_of_Calling_Sleeping_Car_Porters_%22George%22

Soonermandan · 2012-02-03T22:38:35.596183+00:00

Balls.

tjw · 2012-02-03T20:47:43.356660+00:00

"I can't wait to get to America so I can walk into a night club and then get lit up. Just to be clear, I mean I will be BOMBED!"

Drumlin · 2012-02-03T19:00:59.971513+00:00

we go for the lowest cost investment on new hobbies.

You can usually find used food-grade 5 gallon buckets with covers for free from cafeterias. They work great for collecting maple sap.

nauticalspoon · 1 day

Cocklebur is my best guess, but I don't think it's correct.

richaad · 1 day

insert peanuts

wx_dan · 1 day

From the comments on that site, it appears that they are these. They would be great fun to throw around the yards of any weather spotters you know if it's going to be a wet April 1.

TimKearney · 1 day

In that photo, it does look a bit like the water-soaked area of the drywall starts right at the wall box. It makes me think that drain is plugged and the water was overflowing out of that box when the washer drained. That box is designed so that a leaky valve will drain the water down the drain anyway, so I don't think that leak is the issue either.

You could test it by manually running water down that drain using one of those hookup hoses. If it's plugged, take some wire (e.g. coat hanger) and put a hook on the end and see if you can fish anything interesting out of the trap.

travisbeach · 1 day

a car title loan dot com recommends getting an incredibly high-interest car title loan? Seems legit.

rockon4life45 · 1 day

It says that way too many Wisconsinites are moving to the Twin Cities. 30%?! Come on.

TimKearney · 1 day

Do you have something that looks like this on the wall?

It's possible that the DVW (Drain Waste Vent) portion of that wall unit was never hooked up and you're just dumping water into your wall. Do you see any place else near those valves that looks like it might be a drain for the washer? For example, if there's a laundry sink there, you may just have to fix the washer drain to the sink so it drains into that. If not, look for a simple drain trap with a standpipe attached to it.

Otherwise, I suppose the drain in the wall might be plugged. Did you notice if water overflowed into that wall box when the washer drained?

SaggyBallsHD · 1 day

I live in a very rural area where most people's dogs run free. All the FedEx/UPS drivers carry dog treats with them and have subsequently trained every dog around into being their best friends.

thedudeintx82 · 2 days

I'm assuming this was on a game farm. On a game farm, the deer are fenced in and are the property of the owner. The hunting season does not apply since such deer are not technically wildlife.

Reuben24 · 2 days

Malcolm in the MIddle is on Netflix Instant now.

randoh12 · 2 days

I like how the flag is up on the tip-up. it makes it look like there's a fish on the line that's towing him around.

missstar · 2 days

"If you dont like how we do things get the fuck into prison"

FTFY

HardcoreFluff93 · 3 days

You're just realizing this now? Everyone on reddit noticed this already. You must be some kind of moron for even commenting about it.

stbernardus · 3 days

I don't know what OP is referencing specifically, but there have been at least 3 high profile lawsuits against Monsanto and other chemical companies.

It was shown that Monsanto did warn the US Army as early as 1952 that 2,4,5-T was found to be contaminated by the highly-toxic dioxin TCDD during the manufacturing process. The Army's own testing revealed serious health risks, The Joint Chiefs were warned by the President's science advisers about health dangers. Several scientists testified that it was known at the time how dangerous TCDD was.

In my opinion, the US Government dumped millions of gallons of it on populated areas as an act of chemical warfare knowing full well what they were doing.

I suppose Monsanto can be blamed for not stopping production of the 2,4,5-T immediately in the 1950s, but I don't even think they were the only company making it.

onecharmingschmuck · 3 days

Go on.

that_one_christian · 3 days

atheists are persecuted pretty consistently in all parts of America.

If it's persecution when your family tries to make you go to church with them on Christmas, I'm in full agreement.

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