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The network of trolls, journalists and bloggers paid to ensure flattering coverage of Vladimir Putin by Guillamin worldnews

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

Polishing Putin: hacked emails suggest dirty tricks by Russian youth group

Polish a turd all you like, it still won't turn into a Golden Delicious.

Constantin Film bittet um kostenlosen Anti-Piraterie Film und die Rechte daran. by gonariain de

[–]timoleon 2 points3 points ago

"Aufgrund Mehrfacher Nachfrage"
"Fristverlängerung bis zum 12.02.2012"

Sollte das nicht richtiger heißen:

"Aufgrund ausbleibender Nachfrage"?

What happens if you die in the Matrix? (x/post pics) by occupyfacebookin WTF

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

Well, I haven't been to the ones where users are pissing their pants ...

What happens if you die in the Matrix? (x/post pics) by occupyfacebookin WTF

[–]timoleon -1 points0 points ago

Hard to reconcile this smelly speculation with the fact that his death went unnoticed for hours ...

Could Napoleon have won the Russian Campaign if he did something diffrent? by KaiserKvastin history

[–]timoleon 3 points4 points ago

  • I think he could not have subdued Russia militarily

  • But he might very well have avoided the destruction of the Grande Armee, and thus his ultimate downfall.

From his starting point in East Prussia, he should not have marched inland, but along the Baltic coast, towards St. Petersburg.

This way, he could have used coastal trading ships to supplemented his overburdened supply lines, and also have them evacuate the sick and wounded on their way back.

By the time of the Winter freeze, he could have easily been in St. Petersburg.

Beckstein: Bibel verurteilt Homosexualität „ohne Ausnahme“ by Aschebescherin de

[–]timoleon 5 points6 points ago

Die Geistlichen hatten Entscheidungen der bayerischen und mitteldeutschen Landeskirchen kritisiert, homosexuelle Pfarrer unter bestimmten Voraussetzungen mit ihrem Partner zusammenleben zu lassen.

Beckstein erklärte, er habe dem Gesetz trotz eigener Bedenken zugestimmt.

Erst zustimmen, dann öffentlich dagegen lästern.

Damit will er sich wohl bei Befürworter wie Gegnern gleichermaßen einschleimen.
Ein typischer Politiker eben.

One Hot Gymnast! [Borderline NSFW] by DungeonMaster45in nsfw

[–]timoleon 2 points3 points ago

That rolled-up towel does create some confusion ...

Unpublished German photographs of the war in Russia by Aschebescherin history

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

No wonder they weren't published earlier -
too many corpses, funerals, and graves.

That aspect of war has never gotten much official coverage ...

Just a horrible idea... by frozen_beerin WTF

[–]timoleon 1 point2 points ago

... and two weeks of being unable to sit.

Also Tür zu - So door to by Aschebescherin de

[–]timoleon 2 points3 points ago* 

English as she is spoke ...

The bridge is very fine, it have ten arches, and is constructed of free stone.
The streets are very layed out by line and too paved.
What is the circuit of this town? Two leagues.
There is it also hospitals here? It not fail them.
What are then the edifices the worthiest to have seen?
It is the arsnehal, the spectacle's hall, the Cusiomhouse, and the Purse.

Are those eyes green or blue? by squirt_akain nsfw

[–]timoleon 1 point2 points ago

They are cup size E, I'd guess ...

There is also the obsession of women with penis size is not just for men, The standard measures the number of men engaged in a complex with each passing day without by dsdsd22in nsfw

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

The vast majority of men with penis size you can imagine, and I really believe that they continue their lives in a smaller penis.

No, it really doesn't make much sense.

Unless you live inside your small dick, as imagined by a vast majority of men ...

This is on the back of my Postmodernism textbook.. by PringleGuyin WTF

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

So, your Postmodernism textbook teaches you to stick your dick into a power socket for enlightenment?

Makes sense ....

So a girl in my art class made a penis tea pot.... by the_clever_cubanin WTF

[–]timoleon 3 points4 points ago

I'm a little teapot short and stout,
this is my handle, this is my spout ...

A nurse has recorded the most common regrets of the dying, and among the top ones is 'I wish I hadn't worked so hard'. What would your biggest regret be if this was your last day of life? by DrJulianBashirin offbeat

[–]timoleon 1 point2 points ago

What would your biggest regret be if this was your last day of life?

That I wasn't told a bit earlier: there would have been

  • thugs and bullies to beat up

  • pompous gasbags to deflate

  • pieces of mind to be given

  • rules to break

  • tastes to sample

  • checks to bounce

  • and smiles to put on beautiful faces

Man swallows dentures during sex with 62 year old prostitute and dies by croutonsoupin offbeat

[–]timoleon 2 points3 points ago

The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.

She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.

He probably did ...

Implants make you look more feminine by redonculousin WTF

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

Probably an implant, too.

BBC News - Pakistan is helping Afghan Taliban, says Nato report by jc1003in worldnews

[–]timoleon -2 points-1 points ago

NATO butchered more Afghan civilians followed by a US drone strike that killed dozens of civilians in Pakistan.

  • Whereas the Taliban have never killed any Afghan civilians in their entire history

  • and Pakistan has never known any internal violence, bloody riots, persecution of religious minorities, and government sponsored terrorism?

Dream on, loony.

Blowing From a Gun by foolfromhellin wikipedia

[–]timoleon 3 points4 points ago* 

In this context, it seems worth pointing out that

  • "blowing from guns" was a punishment for mutiny invented and practiced by the Indian Mughal Empire, not the British

  • and that the rationale behind may have been a last show of respect to high-caste offenders. As this quote states:

Mr Montgomery, judicial commissioner of the Punjaub, issued an address to one of the native regiments, two sepoys of which had been blown away from guns for mutinous conduct. He exhorted them to fidelity, threatened them with the consequences of insubordination, and added:

'You have just seen two men of your regiment blown from guns. This is the punishment I will inflict on all traitors and mutineers; and your consciences will tell you what punishment they may expect hereafter.

These men have been blown from guns, and not hanged, because they were Brahmins, and because I wished to save them from the pollution of the hangman's touch; and thus prove to you that the British government does not wish to injure your caste and religion.'

"The history of the Indian revolt, and of the expeditions to Persia, China, and Japan, 1856-7-8"
by George Dowd 1859, available on Google Books

http://books.google.com/books?id=wwYUAAAAQAAJ&pg=PA199wish

This is a picture of a girl on a hammerhead shark. She is wearing a bikini. Is that NSFW? by stmblpssyin offbeat

[–]timoleon 0 points1 point ago

No, not yet.

Next time, make sure the girl loses her bikini, and the shark is still alive when she's straddling it.

Then you might get into reddit-worthy NSFW territory.

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