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You would not think that he lives in Spain... by sizz3in funny

[–]thezhgguy 2 points3 points ago

He's wrong though. Que is "that". If it had an accent over the e like qué, it would mean "what".

What your munchies look like when your girlfr[ent] is vegan by bRabbit81in trees

[–]thezhgguy 1 point2 points ago

I want to eat that

Reddit what is your drunk talent? by emiffer321in AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

I'm an amazing drunk texter. Like, I'm better at texting while drunk than while sober. It's a superpower

More ents need to know about this candidate... by kckid2599in trees

[–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

Johnson-Huntsman 2016!

A girl with Cerebral Palsy won Prom Queen at my local high school. by CalebisRealin pics

[–]thezhgguy 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck do you know if there were mocking her? Maybe/probably she's just really cool, and everyone likes her.

What's your favorite thing to do when you're sad? by justme_3774in AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

I love to cry when I'm really sad. It makes me feel so much better.

Reddit has really made me despise certain phrases such as "friend zone" and "forever alone". What has Reddit ruined for you? by oxygenvictimin AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much anything on the internet. Every time I see anything, I've already seen it here. It's made using most other sites useless.

Hey Reddit..watched Princess Bride with my kids this weekend...what other great classics should I dust off for family movie night? by fastspinin AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

  • Anything by Mel Brooks (especially Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, History of the World pt. 1)

  • All of the Star Wars Movies

  • Back to the Future

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

  • Casablanca

  • To Kill A Mockingbird

  • Forest Gump

  • Disney Classics (Lion King, all of the Princess movies, Dumbo, 101 Dalmatians, Hercules)

  • The Land Before Time

  • Mean Girls

  • Any Miyazaki Movie (Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Castle in the Sky)

  • Indiana Jones

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

  • Ghostbusters

Have you ever legitimately questioned your sanity? by MissGingerAlein AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 5 points6 points ago

Almost every day, and that's what keeps me sane

What is something you wish people were less ignorant about? by koolkatsin AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 2 points3 points ago

The fucking Holocaust. No, pro-lifers, abortions are not the fucking same as the Holocaust. Everyone else, sad things happening does not equal the Holocaust.

Holocaust = a scientific systematic destruction of a people, and in this case, Jews. Random murders or wartime casualties are not this.

What is the most fucked up thing you have ever witnessed? by ouijalin AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 67 points68 points ago

Mine doesn't have to do with anything gory, but it happened when I was about 13.

I was eating lunch and a friend of mine, a kind of chubby kid, was asking me and all of my friends if he could have our food. I made some comment like "stop trying to eat all of our food fatty" and we all chuckled, including him. About ten minutes later, he snuck up behind me and started strangling me, while there was still food in my throat. I couldn't breathe for about 30 seconds, and when he finally let go, I vomited from all of the food being crushed against the back of my throat. I immediately ran to find a teacher to tell them what happened. The first teacher was understanding, and got in touch with my advisor. I met with my advisor and the kid that strangled me, and my advisor told me it was my fault. We then met with the assistant head of the middle school. This is where the fucked up part came in.

The Assistant Head of the middle school asked us to recount what happened. We both told the exact same story, and the other kid was ready to face the consequences. But then, the assistant head asked me the following question: Did you call Austin fat because he's black? He then spent 30 minutes accusing me of being a racist and threatening to expel me from the school. I then asked if perhaps Austin strangled me because I'm a Jew. The response: Don't be ridiculous, people don't want to harm Jews the same way they want to harm Blacks. We were then offered either for both of us to get detention, or no punishment for either of us.

TL;DR: Got strangled by a friend of mine, got accused of being a racist

If you could be good, or instantly gain one talent, and be a pro at it.. What talent would that be... And why? by Kurono-kunin AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 3 points4 points ago

I would want not only to understand, but also be able to communicate myself. All I want in life is to be able to travel everywhere in the world and be able to converse with people wherever I go.

DAE think that show written by professional comedy writers is funny? by Pillow99in circlejerk

[–]thezhgguy 10 points11 points ago

Nah man, those shows are too mainstream. Except for Community/Dr. Who. Those are the best shows ever.

Just a reminder that Tyra has been crazy for a while by ronxiin ANTM

[–]thezhgguy 1 point2 points ago

To me, this seemed like real emotion, from back when the show was a legitimate entity. Tyra had real, emotional investment in Tiffany, and was expressing those. In the past few seasons, it's all been so fucking fake; it makes me sick what this show has become. And now it's not even a modeling competition. The last season of that was Cycle 16.

I found it! by skythianin atheism

[–]thezhgguy 12 points13 points ago

I don't think OP knows what Theology is.

Today I made fried pineapple with bacon! by ta_roligin food

[–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

R/TREES MUST KNOW

Childhood lies. by nancykatherinein funny

[–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

I think you may be referring to me...? Because I definitely did this.

Reddit, what was the first album you bought? And is there a story? by trescoolein AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

The first album I ever got was Writings on the Wall by Destiny's Child. There isn't much of a story, I was just a 7 year old boy who loved "Say My Name."

What simple insult or comment bothers you the most? by Reddevil313in AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 44 points45 points ago

When I hear people calling other people "fags" or "faggots," or referring to something as "gay" when they dislike it.

Do people understand what they're saying?

What's it like being a skinny person? by syncratio400in AskReddit

[–]thezhgguy 25 points26 points ago

6'3'' 145lb Male here. Being this thin sucks

  • I can't ever find clothes. Pants are never long enough, shirt sleeves are too short, and they're way too wide

  • I've been bullied my whole life

  • I constantly get told to eat more or that I'm so unhealthy. Actually, I eat like crazy and exercise almost every day.

  • People think that I'm unable of doing anything physical

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