http://www.baconbuzz.com/This is sub-reddit for Bacon. This could be the most important sub-reddit, ever.http://thumbs.reddit.com/t5_2qhpa.png?v=149814ca43b5c1c655b45f72be71ec86http://www.baconbuzz.com/http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/pgmwx/this_needs_to_catch_on_in_all_public_restrooms/c3pbbykhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/pgmwx/this_needs_to_catch_on_in_all_public_restrooms/c3pbbyk2012-02-09T01:14:49.244687+00:00-0700Toilet seats are pretty sterile anyway.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/pgikw/this_is_genius/c3pbbmvhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/pgikw/this_is_genius/c3pbbmv2012-02-09T01:14:02.823559+00:00-0700Um, why not just encrypt it?http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pgy8w/you_can_only_choose_5_qualifications_to_find_your/c3pb1oqhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pgy8w/you_can_only_choose_5_qualifications_to_find_your/c3pb1oq2012-02-09T00:47:53.556265+00:00-0700Yeah, but it'd be warm...http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pgd00/what_normal_human_behaviors_blow_your_mind/c3paxmfhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pgd00/what_normal_human_behaviors_blow_your_mind/c3paxmf2012-02-09T00:37:37.603017+00:00-0700I restart my computer like once a month...http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pgtdn/if_you_woke_up_from_a_coma_after_10_years_what/c3pax9fhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pgtdn/if_you_woke_up_from_a_coma_after_10_years_what/c3pax9f2012-02-09T00:36:44.431035+00:00-0700To be fair, you were pissing during the coma too.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pfv5a/men_of_reddit_what_do_you_look_like_behind_the/c3panc5http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pfv5a/men_of_reddit_what_do_you_look_like_behind_the/c3panc52012-02-09T00:11:15.153386+00:00-0700[My passport photo.](http://i.imgur.com/bPtXL.jpg) [Bearded.](http://i.imgur.com/bq3bp.jpg) [Beardless.](http://i.imgur.com/iXI6G.jpg)http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pfv5a/men_of_reddit_what_do_you_look_like_behind_the/c3pajyahttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pfv5a/men_of_reddit_what_do_you_look_like_behind_the/c3pajya2012-02-09T00:02:22.127365+00:00-0700CPU = Central Processing Unit It does *not* stand for computer.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pg8z9/inappropriate_places_to_hit_on_women/c3pagdfhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pg8z9/inappropriate_places_to_hit_on_women/c3pagdf2012-02-08T23:53:00.112927+00:00-0700And you just know you won't have to pay child support!http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pg8z9/inappropriate_places_to_hit_on_women/c3pafy5http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pg8z9/inappropriate_places_to_hit_on_women/c3pafy52012-02-08T23:51:49.663849+00:00-0700Or anywhere else where someone will see the bruises.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/videos/comments/pfk1u/this_youtube_channel_i_have_never_laughed_so_hard/c3p73nphttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/videos/comments/pfk1u/this_youtube_channel_i_have_never_laughed_so_hard/c3p73np2012-02-08T19:16:59.944420+00:00-0700[Be mine.](http://i.imgur.com/hguPg.png)http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/videos/comments/pfk1u/this_youtube_channel_i_have_never_laughed_so_hard/c3p2bauhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/videos/comments/pfk1u/this_youtube_channel_i_have_never_laughed_so_hard/c3p2bau2012-02-08T08:54:23.751550+00:00-0700[Oh god...](http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3Dv-n1vGeVIXo&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCkPpmZV4ovY%26feature%3Drelmfu&start2=&authorName=thebeefytaco)http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pewhi/mommy_does_not_approve/c3ozxykhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pewhi/mommy_does_not_approve/c3ozxyk2012-02-08T04:20:55.745273+00:00-0700[WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME JIM?](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/omu4t/reddit_mods_can_we_see_some_traffic_stats_after/c3ik089?context=1)http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pewhi/mommy_does_not_approve/c3ouiz2http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pewhi/mommy_does_not_approve/c3ouiz22012-02-07T20:24:51.874109+00:00-0700The dropping out probably hindered that too.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pejw9/i_live_with_three_girls_fixed/c3ouir9http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pejw9/i_live_with_three_girls_fixed/c3ouir92012-02-07T20:24:22.127080+00:00-0700And this is my favorite quote of the day.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pek0w/very_similar_to_my_first_time/c3ouigphttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pek0w/very_similar_to_my_first_time/c3ouigp2012-02-07T20:23:42.083601+00:00-0700On salvia...?http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peufn/sexual_assault_prevention_tips/c3ougdwhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peufn/sexual_assault_prevention_tips/c3ougdw2012-02-07T13:19:14.279921-07:00-0700I think you're drinking wrong.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peufn/sexual_assault_prevention_tips/c3oug7zhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peufn/sexual_assault_prevention_tips/c3oug7z2012-02-07T20:18:52.983608+00:00-0700I tried calling the sexual assault tip line, but apparently it's just for victims.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pedoy/whale_you_be_my_valentine/c3ouf8jhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pedoy/whale_you_be_my_valentine/c3ouf8j2012-02-07T13:16:45.879556-07:00-0700Oh hey, a fellow cynic. You should join the subreddit I just made for other cynical people /r/cynics/ It'll probably suck.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3oubixhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3oubix2012-02-07T13:08:49.453257-07:00-0700Or you could just lie.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3oub7dhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3oub7d2012-02-07T13:08:04.323864-07:00-0700The Office "Hey sorry honey, I have to go to `(or 'stay late at')` The Office"http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3ou9hnhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3ou9hn2012-02-07T20:04:22.313589+00:00-0700The Arrogant Ass The Pretty Pony The Crazy Chicken The Petulant Pig The Slutty Sheep The Gangrenous Goat The Niggardly Nighthawkhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3ou6pqhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3ou6pq2012-02-07T12:58:22.568135-07:00-0700What kind of farm do you have...?http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pf0qu/does_breaking_bad_get_better_after_season_1/c3ou5zyhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pf0qu/does_breaking_bad_get_better_after_season_1/c3ou5zy2012-02-07T19:56:47.915092+00:00-0700I don't think she has one...http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pepik/goddamn_she_gets_around/c3ou3lahttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pepik/goddamn_she_gets_around/c3ou3la2012-02-07T12:51:43.416162-07:00-0700Fuck is pretty creepy.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peoc6/so_i_have_to_explain_this_to_my_girlfriend_now/c3ou29dhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peoc6/so_i_have_to_explain_this_to_my_girlfriend_now/c3ou29d2012-02-07T12:48:57.098201-07:00-0700FYI: Image names on facebook contain your (or a friend's) profile ID.