http://www.baconbuzz.com/This is sub-reddit for Bacon. This could be the most important sub-reddit, ever.http://thumbs.reddit.com/t5_2qhpa.png?v=149814ca43b5c1c655b45f72be71ec86http://www.baconbuzz.com/http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/videos/comments/pfk1u/this_youtube_channel_i_have_never_laughed_so_hard/c3p73nphttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/videos/comments/pfk1u/this_youtube_channel_i_have_never_laughed_so_hard/c3p73np2012-02-08T19:16:59.944420+00:00-0700[Be mine.](http://i.imgur.com/hguPg.png)http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/videos/comments/pfk1u/this_youtube_channel_i_have_never_laughed_so_hard/c3p2bauhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/videos/comments/pfk1u/this_youtube_channel_i_have_never_laughed_so_hard/c3p2bau2012-02-08T08:54:23.751550+00:00-0700[Oh god...](http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3Dv-n1vGeVIXo&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCkPpmZV4ovY%26feature%3Drelmfu&start2=&authorName=thebeefytaco)http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pewhi/mommy_does_not_approve/c3ozxykhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pewhi/mommy_does_not_approve/c3ozxyk2012-02-08T04:20:55.745273+00:00-0700[WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME JIM?](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/omu4t/reddit_mods_can_we_see_some_traffic_stats_after/c3ik089?context=1)http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pewhi/mommy_does_not_approve/c3ouiz2http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pewhi/mommy_does_not_approve/c3ouiz22012-02-07T20:24:51.874109+00:00-0700The dropping out probably hindered that too.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pejw9/i_live_with_three_girls_fixed/c3ouir9http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pejw9/i_live_with_three_girls_fixed/c3ouir92012-02-07T20:24:22.127080+00:00-0700And this is my favorite quote of the day.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pek0w/very_similar_to_my_first_time/c3ouigphttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pek0w/very_similar_to_my_first_time/c3ouigp2012-02-07T20:23:42.083601+00:00-0700On salvia...?http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peufn/sexual_assault_prevention_tips/c3ougdwhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peufn/sexual_assault_prevention_tips/c3ougdw2012-02-07T20:19:14.279921+00:00-0700I think you're drinking wrong.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peufn/sexual_assault_prevention_tips/c3oug7zhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peufn/sexual_assault_prevention_tips/c3oug7z2012-02-07T20:18:52.983608+00:00-0700I tried calling the sexual assault tip line, but apparently it's just for victims.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pedoy/whale_you_be_my_valentine/c3ouf8jhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pedoy/whale_you_be_my_valentine/c3ouf8j2012-02-07T20:16:45.879556+00:00-0700Oh hey, a fellow cynic. You should join the subreddit I just made for other cynical people /r/cynics/ It'll probably suck.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3oubixhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3oubix2012-02-07T20:08:49.453257+00:00-0700Or you could just lie.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3oub7dhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3oub7d2012-02-07T13:08:04.323864-07:00-0700The Office "Hey sorry honey, I have to go to `(or 'stay late at')` The Office"http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3ou9hnhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3ou9hn2012-02-07T20:04:22.313589+00:00-0700The Arrogant Ass The Pretty Pony The Crazy Chicken The Petulant Pig The Slutty Sheep The Gangrenous Goat The Niggardly Nighthawkhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3ou6pqhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pex7a/ive_recently_acquired_a_pub_and_dont_know_what_to/c3ou6pq2012-02-07T19:58:22.568135+00:00-0700What kind of farm do you have...?http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pf0qu/does_breaking_bad_get_better_after_season_1/c3ou5zyhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pf0qu/does_breaking_bad_get_better_after_season_1/c3ou5zy2012-02-07T19:56:47.915092+00:00-0700I don't think she has one...http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pepik/goddamn_she_gets_around/c3ou3lahttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/pepik/goddamn_she_gets_around/c3ou3la2012-02-07T19:51:43.416162+00:00-0700Fuck is pretty creepy.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peoc6/so_i_have_to_explain_this_to_my_girlfriend_now/c3ou29dhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/peoc6/so_i_have_to_explain_this_to_my_girlfriend_now/c3ou29d2012-02-07T12:48:57.098201-07:00-0700FYI: Image names on facebook contain your (or a friend's) profile ID.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pep6n/reddit_what_is_your_reason_for_getting_up_in_the/c3otzh0http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pep6n/reddit_what_is_your_reason_for_getting_up_in_the/c3otzh02012-02-07T12:43:09.212321-07:00-0700I accidentally the whole state.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/peudo/if_life_existed_elsewhere_in_the_universe_and_you/c3os338http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/peudo/if_life_existed_elsewhere_in_the_universe_and_you/c3os3382012-02-07T10:08:39.474705-07:00-0700Uhhh... a human.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/petpb/what_is_one_aspect_of_your_personality_that_no/c3os2tyhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/petpb/what_is_one_aspect_of_your_personality_that_no/c3os2ty2012-02-07T10:07:59.556471-07:00-0700I look like some cocky motherfucker, but I'm actually the humblest person in the world.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/petpb/what_is_one_aspect_of_your_personality_that_no/c3os2nuhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/petpb/what_is_one_aspect_of_your_personality_that_no/c3os2nu2012-02-07T10:07:28.999354-07:00-0700And super humble.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pd94r/what_was_the_first_cd_you_ever_bought/c3os2fyhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pd94r/what_was_the_first_cd_you_ever_bought/c3os2fy2012-02-07T10:06:54.025848-07:00-0700**Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?**http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pczck/what_is_the_best_way_to_steal_my_roommates_dog/c3os1j0http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pczck/what_is_the_best_way_to_steal_my_roommates_dog/c3os1j02012-02-07T10:04:40.217931-07:00-0700Replies to self posts show up in your inbox.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pczck/what_is_the_best_way_to_steal_my_roommates_dog/c3os1a5http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pczck/what_is_the_best_way_to_steal_my_roommates_dog/c3os1a52012-02-07T10:04:06.258189-07:00-0700YES THIS IS DOGhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pcjnx/today_i_late_30s_got_carded_for_5hour_energy_what/c3os0u4http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pcjnx/today_i_late_30s_got_carded_for_5hour_energy_what/c3os0u42012-02-07T10:03:01.135360-07:00-0700In my state I think you can actually get 'em on the day before your birthday; *e.g.* if your 21st birthday is *tomorrow* you can buy alcohol.http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/peube/how_can_i_work_aroundget_organized_with_add/c3orxgmhttp://www.baconbuzz.com/r/AskReddit/comments/peube/how_can_i_work_aroundget_organized_with_add/c3orxgm2012-02-07T09:54:54.272908-07:00-0700Meth. If it's good enough for kids, it's good enough for you.