[M & F] Two Redditors having sex in the forest.

captainAssHat4000 · 2012-02-04T12:05:17.607004+00:00

Yes, a rather "moaning" one.

Transubstantive · 2012-02-04T11:52:56.861171+00:00

Daniel Radcliffe has revealed that he was "dependent on alcohol" to make it through the final Harry Potter films.

That makes two of us.

eliasqfuntybunt · 2012-02-04T10:57:47.431942+00:00

Especially the corgi.

TheWorldIsEnding · 2012-02-04T10:19:57.172007+00:00

I'd join in, but I like movie theater blowjobs too much.

SPOL · 2012-02-03T22:25:09.084558+00:00

Sorry that was me.

SPOL · 2012-02-03T22:24:22.406463+00:00

Yeah seriously. I was woken up in the middle of the night by a tall black guy (nurse) grabbing my dick and yanking my catheter out and then looking at me ans saying "If you don't pee in the next hour or start peeing too much blood, we're going to put this back in there."

Ozdock · 2012-02-03T22:19:35.948437+00:00

Saving this because I'm pretty much in the same boat. The cheapest studio apartment you can get around here though is $1200/mo w/o utils :\

Ozdock · 2012-02-03T21:33:13.835796+00:00

GET A CREDIT CARD AND USE IT RESPONSIBLY TO BUILD UP GOOD CREDIT

millerlit · 2012-02-03T20:52:15.622540+00:00

Still awesome.

rhitdrome · 2012-02-03T13:50:07.743038-07:00

Pretty sure that was John Edwards.

rhitdrome · 2012-02-03T13:49:43.288334-07:00

iMonster

rhitdrome · 2012-02-03T13:49:15.827968-07:00

How on earth would all of that fit?

rhitdrome · 2012-02-03T13:48:09.287869-07:00

Actually you were inferring.

rhitdrome · 2012-02-03T13:47:38.221531-07:00

What about all the little girls who watch it... and then research it on wikipedia?

rhitdrome · 2012-02-03T20:47:10.810134+00:00

THEY TOOK OUR JERRRBS!

DudeBroChill · 2012-02-03T13:44:43.977472-07:00

I'm 19 and I still don't have the opportunity.

Brancher · 2012-02-03T13:28:46.769868-07:00

Excellent, just keep building backlinks for Rick Santorum.

whattodo1345 · 2012-02-03T13:20:36.860182-07:00

You're his half brother.

crystallio · 2012-02-03T20:11:07.039701+00:00

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Ox-e-moron · 2012-02-03T13:03:37.991570-07:00

That's not passive.

PotatoMusicBinge · 1 day

Oh no no, this wont due. This one isn't dark enough.

PotatoMusicBinge · 1 day

I identify with being a native american, because many moons ago my grandfather said to me: I am not paying for your college.

PotatoMusicBinge · 1 day

Hey, I thought he wasn't black...

IntoTheMystic · 1 day

ARROW'D

Sergeant_Twinkie · 1 day

You mean like in their desk?

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