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when I whisper "dirty sex talk" to my girlfriend in public... by WeAreWonderfulNowin funny

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

You hit it right on the head. Well spoken. It's her honesty that makes you want to fall in love with her at first sight.

Oops. Oh shit.. OH SHIT AW FUCK by [deleted]in funny

[–]tenspeedscarab 1 point2 points ago

Oh jeez, you're one of the famous people, aren't you?

And I'm afraid I don't understand the references....

Oops. Oh shit.. OH SHIT AW FUCK by [deleted]in funny

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

Good eye, man.

Oops. Oh shit.. OH SHIT AW FUCK by [deleted]in funny

[–]tenspeedscarab 3 points4 points ago

I'm tagging you as an expert forklift crasher so that I can ruin your credibility if you ever try and claim competency with a forklift.

Reddit, what is a fact that isn't common knowledge, but should be? by vationin AskReddit

[–]tenspeedscarab 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, exactly. You wouldn't be able to give that order to some poor engineering shmuck if you didn't have enough of a developed personality to move up the corporate ladder.

How Obama Changed His Mind on the Individual Mandate by geneusutwerkin TrueReddit

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

Take what I say with a grain of salt: I am a college freshman taking an introductory Econ course.

But what we went over today in class basically says that if you include more people in healthcare, the overall cost per person decreases. If you exclude the people who otherwise wouldn't pay, then the price rises to match the bigger wallets, which excludes more people, forcing the price up.

Mandating universal coverage, according to my econ professor anyways, would lower the cost of healthcare for everybody.

If anybody out there is more knowledgeable than me, please step in. I'm only repeating what I'm learning in lecture (and have a midterm on in two days)

Men of reddit,what are some big turnoffs about girls that we may not know about? by Stasia91in AskReddit

[–]tenspeedscarab 1 point2 points ago

Makes me glad I have a penis then :P

Men of reddit,what are some big turnoffs about girls that we may not know about? by Stasia91in AskReddit

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

Think of it this way: it's saying "Thanks for thinking that I'm pretty - whether or not I believe it's true, I do acknowledge that I appreciate and value your affection" in a single word: "Thanks"

Men of reddit,what are some big turnoffs about girls that we may not know about? by Stasia91in AskReddit

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

Well, if you are in a relationship, and the girl is afraid of you being manipulative, I think there are a lot of things that need working on besides compliments...

Men of reddit,what are some big turnoffs about girls that we may not know about? by Stasia91in AskReddit

[–]tenspeedscarab 1 point2 points ago

I'm talking about when I'm in a relationship - like when I wake up, she's next to me, and she's the most beautiful thing in the world, and when I try and tell her that she brushes it off or says that I'm wrong. I'm not, and I feel kinda hurt that she thinks so. Happens all the time. Wish girls could accept that every once in while.

Men of reddit,what are some big turnoffs about girls that we may not know about? by Stasia91in AskReddit

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

At the very least you could agree that the other person thinks you are pretty - in effect, "Thanks for thinking I'm pretty, your opinion matters to me"

I don't know why this is on my computer. by frozen_beerin WTF

[–]tenspeedscarab 1 point2 points ago

Wait! I KNOW THIS PLACE!

I'm almost certain that this is an amusement park just outside Thailand called "Dreamworld"! I grew up there, and I remember these are the bathroom signs.

Men of reddit,what are some big turnoffs about girls that we may not know about? by Stasia91in AskReddit

[–]tenspeedscarab 119 points120 points ago

Biggest thing is when girls brush off compliments, or deny them. I'm not even talking about false modesty here, just I've noticed girls refuse to be complimented. I would really appreciate it if I told my girl she was beautiful (or smart, or all-around great, or whatever caught my notice at the moment) she would just look me in the eyes, smile, and say "Thanks". Means a lot.

My friend works as a 911 operator... by ActionLeagueLaterin funny

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

Guys, stop downvoting her. She's a good friend of mine.

And I meant Massachesetts :P

Not a single fuck was.............wait. (crosspost)(nsfw) by TheForcein WTF

[–]tenspeedscarab 6 points7 points ago

It's not planted in the skull. It's pretty much the only way an elephant can feel the mahout's commands.

My friend works as a 911 operator... by ActionLeagueLaterin funny

[–]tenspeedscarab 1 point2 points ago

At least in Mass, you have to be an EMT at least before you are a dispatcher

If I'm traveling 80 MPH, how long will it take me to go 80 miles? by squishyduckin shittyaskscience

[–]tenspeedscarab 0 points1 point ago

It depends on what kind of car you are driving.

This guy knows his stuff.. If anyone ever tries to tell you islam orders you to kill people link them to this by assultriderin islam

[–]tenspeedscarab 5 points6 points ago

Everything breeds killing. You have eco terrorists, states making war to promote democracy... any ideology can become a call to kill if you want it to.

How do I get a shotgun from NY to CA? by tenspeedscarabin guns

[–]tenspeedscarab[S] 0 points1 point ago

I was also hoping that the strangers could point me somewhere with good information - already I know that I should find a local gunshop and ask them how to do it, which is certainly more than I knew before.

How do I get a shotgun from NY to CA? by tenspeedscarabin guns

[–]tenspeedscarab[S] 0 points1 point ago

So I have my family member ship the gun to a random person with a license and then have that person pretend to be part of my family?

Wouldn't it be easier to just get a license myself?

How do I get a shotgun from NY to CA? by tenspeedscarabin guns

[–]tenspeedscarab[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well, I'm not planning on going up to upstate NY anytime soon, so that's a little out of the question. Also, would I need two licenses to have the gun in the NY airport and when I get off in CA?

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