I made a bed that levitates on a magnetic field

mememetatata · 2 days

I know right? It's like a movie about love and other disasters, but most of the movie revolves around the main character trying to piece back together a night lost to heavy drinking.

ColonOBrien · 3 days

I can see Stolichnaya being the type of asshole to tell you that. So many blackouts...so much retarded shenanigans.

steadfast_aquanaut · 3 days

Space marines don't worship the emperor. They serve to uphold his decrees and will.

ienjoypooping · 4 days

This is funny shit. Right here.

InstantPeeRegret · 4 days

Well said, Sir.

aluminumcardboard · 5 days

WHO THE FUCK IS GORDAN FREEMAN AND WHY IS HE IMPORTANT!?

DarKKendO · 5 days

Seriously, even with a huntsman you can kill the bad ones that stand still or keep going to the same spot for everyshot.

Hyperboloidof2sheets · 8 days

I like your story, because you say "-getting drunk early today!!", as in the only difference between that day and the others is the time the booze starts flowing.

radbrad7 · 9 days

Scientology.

radbrad7 · 9 days

Really? I bought one of those my freshmen year in college, piece of shit malfunctioned 2 years in. Now I know why.

HappyAssassin · 10 days

This guy or gal didn't just hit the nail on the head, as the saying goes, but hit it with such force he embedded the hammer's head into the wood too.

hotchrisbfries · 14 days

Cue sound of train screeching to a stop.

jessyfastfinger · 15 days

I bought my mother a bottle of $25 Pinot Grigio for her birthday. Later that night I came home to her passed out on the livin room carpet. I forgot to tell her it was an 11.5% per volume. My dad and I were highly amused at her hangover the next day.

Colbert_bump · 21 days

On the bottom right near the scan code: Grandmas Sticky Secrets. Oh my.

TheQuietPotato · 22 days

Yeah, they did. The Eldar Council squad was almost unkillable, their reinforcement rate and health + armor and damage output was ridiculous.

TheQuietPotato · 22 days

Dark Crusade was amazing. It added 2 more races, so that the game now had (if you had purchased all the other expansions/base game) specific army strategies. Tau with an superior firepower, Orks with mass rush units, Necrons with slow but powerful units, Imperial Guard with a solid defensive strategy, Space/Chaos Marines with solid attack units, and then the Eldar...with their flashing lights and what/not.

TheQuietPotato · 22 days

On behalf of the grateful Fatherland and Glorious Struggle, honour and blood, I present this Iron Cross.

TheQuietPotato · 22 days

I hope they dont butcher it, like how they murdered their Dawn of War with the garbage that is DoW2.

boyette · 23 days

G.I Jose!

buzzcutr · 24 days

No, but it is. So is flip cup.

app134 · 1 month

Holy shit, a King reference!

AbiteMolesti · 1 month

Hey man, hope you are doing well. Can you please clarify the purpose NCOs perform during a firefight? I assume they direct troops on where to fire?

daz18 · 1 month

i think you missed the reference. The old man is from Breaking Bad, and he is wheelchair bound and unable to speak. He uses a little bell attached to his arm rest to signal for attention when needed. The man stooping close to him is Gustavo, a pragmatic son of a bitch.

Edit: Thanks to cpn_of_outerspace for the correction, the correct name is Gustavo Fring.

wizgot · 1 month

Dafuq I just read?

Lastsight · 1 month

What!? MA highway patrol are horrible dude. Atleast the ones on the CT border. I saw one tagging with his speed gun...sitting outside his cruiser. He then jumped into the right lane and pointed the incoming car to pull over. No joke.

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