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Happy potter by Nunuruin funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome 0 points1 point ago

I read it almost to the end confused out of my mind. TIL my brain sees words as what I expect them to be.

Climbing on the tree by Tambako the Jaguar [2660 x 4005] by kondrat1983in AnimalPorn

[–]stockholm__syndrome 11 points12 points ago

My brain had a "WTF" moment between the picture and the word jaguar in the title. Then I realized it was the photographer's name. Cute pic.

A customer left this for me the other day. I thought I did an alright job. by WookieesGoneWildin funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome 0 points1 point ago

I think a waiter would have to spit in my food while I was eating it for me to leave no tip. Y'all don't get paid nearly enough.

Why am I a Redditor? by [deleted]in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]stockholm__syndrome 1 point2 points ago

But how do you feel about narwhals?

Reddit, what common phrases really irk you? by Aithosin AskReddit

[–]stockholm__syndrome 35 points36 points ago

"We're pregnant!"

I understand the sentiment, that the mom and dad want to feel mutually a part of the baby's development, but only the woman is pregnant, unless sympathy weight in guys can develop into another fetus.

How to use facebook by humortogoin funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome 37 points38 points ago

One of my friends created an account for his hand. They finally made their relationship Facebook official!

What's the worst case of you accidentally sending a text to the wrong person? by SpikeIsBestDragonin AskReddit

[–]stockholm__syndrome 2 points3 points ago

You have multiple girlfriends? What a gentleman.

What's the worst case of you accidentally sending a text to the wrong person? by SpikeIsBestDragonin AskReddit

[–]stockholm__syndrome 0 points1 point ago

I was friends with a guy in high school who had a major crush on me, but who I had absolutely no interest in. We were hanging out in a group one time, and I had already mentioned to other people that I didn't have anything to do afterwards, so when he asked me if I wanted to grab some coffee with him afterwards I was kind of trapped and had to agree. On the way to the coffee shop, I texted one of my girlfriends saying I got cornered into going and asking her how to subtly let him know that I did not like him and that this would never happen. I sent the message in the coffee shop's parking lot and then went inside to stand in line with him. We were talking when his phone vibrated. He looked at it, and....

Oh god, it was the most humiliating moment of my life up to that point. I chugged my coffee in about a minute and shamefully crawled out of there.

TL;DR: I watched the expression on a guy's face as he read a text saying I found him gross.

That's definitely my dogs pup by ef1333in funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome -12 points-11 points ago

Jesus, people. Calm the fuck down about the ears. Not all of us want to hear your pro-PETA circle jerking about how animals should be set free in a magical pasture to frolic together

IAMAn Irish girl who had a secret abortion yesterday at 21 weeks, in London, as it is illegal at home. AMAA by bye-bye-babyin IAmA

[–]stockholm__syndrome 2 points3 points ago

Typical circle jerking reddit. It's a legitimate question that doesn't attack her for her choice, he doesn't need to be downvoted for it.

I hate this by ButtMumpeein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]stockholm__syndrome 8 points9 points ago

Your "heart and soul"? Emotional confessions of that magnitude should take place in person or at least over the phone, not via text. Don't blame others for your lack of social grace.

Road to Everest [1920x1200] by turdmalonein EarthPorn

[–]stockholm__syndrome 1 point2 points ago

Yep. Since Wyoming is mostly barren lands there's a joke that the state tree is the telephone pole.

Road to Everest [1920x1200] by turdmalonein EarthPorn

[–]stockholm__syndrome 3 points4 points ago

Oh look! It's the state tree of Wyoming!

Helsinki Syndrome by textbookoflifein funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome 25 points26 points ago

Reddit has never made me feel more relevant :3

Irony at it's best. by artookenin funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome 160 points161 points ago

Irony at it is best.

Not a care in the world by nath2411in funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome 5 points6 points ago

Except the impending extinction of his entire species, the constant pressure to find a girl and seal the deal so as to repopulate the world with baby pandas...and his parents won't even acknowledge that he's gay :(

One of my buddies was recently on a flight home with Drake Bell and decide to take advantage of him. by BuddyFriendGuyin funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome -4 points-3 points ago

Take advantage of him...that could be very easily misconstrued to mean something much less Nickelodeon friendly.

Shit shit shit shit shit. by stugga92in funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome -1 points0 points ago

....but it's a shark....

Hey you.. by The_designer_proin funny

[–]stockholm__syndrome 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit I was so fucking scared for a few heart stopping seconds...

Wat Arun, Bangkok by stockholm__syndromein pics

[–]stockholm__syndrome[S] 4 points5 points ago

They're clearly different pictures.

I moved my life from Australia to Canada to snowboard and explore the Rocky Mountains, AMA by madlifein IAmA

[–]stockholm__syndrome 0 points1 point ago

What was it like adjusting to the right-side up world?

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