Happy potter

Nunuru · 9 days

I read it almost to the end confused out of my mind. TIL my brain sees words as what I expect them to be.

kondrat1983 · 9 days

My brain had a "WTF" moment between the picture and the word jaguar in the title. Then I realized it was the photographer's name. Cute pic.

igneus · 15 days

Can....can somebody find a gif of the rain?

WookieesGoneWild · 16 days

I think a waiter would have to spit in my food while I was eating it for me to leave no tip. Y'all don't get paid nearly enough.

stockholm__syndrome · 19 days

But how do you feel about narwhals?

Aithos · 19 days

"We're pregnant!"

I understand the sentiment, that the mom and dad want to feel mutually a part of the baby's development, but only the woman is pregnant, unless sympathy weight in guys can develop into another fetus.

humortogo · 20 days

One of my friends created an account for his hand. They finally made their relationship Facebook official!

SpikeIsBestDragon · 21 days

You have multiple girlfriends? What a gentleman.

SpikeIsBestDragon · 21 days

I was friends with a guy in high school who had a major crush on me, but who I had absolutely no interest in. We were hanging out in a group one time, and I had already mentioned to other people that I didn't have anything to do afterwards, so when he asked me if I wanted to grab some coffee with him afterwards I was kind of trapped and had to agree. On the way to the coffee shop, I texted one of my girlfriends saying I got cornered into going and asking her how to subtly let him know that I did not like him and that this would never happen. I sent the message in the coffee shop's parking lot and then went inside to stand in line with him. We were talking when his phone vibrated. He looked at it, and....

Oh god, it was the most humiliating moment of my life up to that point. I chugged my coffee in about a minute and shamefully crawled out of there.

TL;DR: I watched the expression on a guy's face as he read a text saying I found him gross.

ef1333 · 1 month

Jesus, people. Calm the fuck down about the ears. Not all of us want to hear your pro-PETA circle jerking about how animals should be set free in a magical pasture to frolic together

bye-bye-baby · 1 month

Typical circle jerking reddit. It's a legitimate question that doesn't attack her for her choice, he doesn't need to be downvoted for it.

ButtMumpee · 1 month

Your "heart and soul"? Emotional confessions of that magnitude should take place in person or at least over the phone, not via text. Don't blame others for your lack of social grace.

turdmalone · 1 month

Yep. Since Wyoming is mostly barren lands there's a joke that the state tree is the telephone pole.

turdmalone · 1 month

Oh look! It's the state tree of Wyoming!

textbookoflife · 1 month

Reddit has never made me feel more relevant :3

artooken · 1 month

Irony at it is best.

nath2411 · 1 month

Except the impending extinction of his entire species, the constant pressure to find a girl and seal the deal so as to repopulate the world with baby pandas...and his parents won't even acknowledge that he's gay :(

BuddyFriendGuy · 1 month

Take advantage of him...that could be very easily misconstrued to mean something much less Nickelodeon friendly.

stugga92 · 1 month

....but it's a shark....

The_designer_pro · 1 month

Holy shit I was so fucking scared for a few heart stopping seconds...

stockholm__syndrome · 1 month

They're clearly different pictures.

madlife · 1 month

What was it like adjusting to the right-side up world?

stockholm__syndrome

TROPHY CASE

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