Epic rejection by text message. What the heck happened?

TofuTofu · 9 months

Maybe you laid her friend and never recognized her.

chatamongstpigeons · 9 months

I once asked a midget for his cell and got a microphone

frantelle123 · 10 months

Use that hairline: I have a strange habit, I like to play with girls hair when I watch movies.

for_teh_record · 10 months

underworld? that movie is shit.

insomniavision · 11 months

ironic detachment is what all the cool kids practice nowadays

RebBrown · 11 months

greg van der wiel was really frustrated with that yellow card. So Neymar had some success in the beginning with the dives. And that's why they do it, non? We need computer-assisted referees and this excessive diving could be a thing of the past.

IamJulianAssange · 11 months

"john galt" isn't that the hero of ayn rand's atlas shrugged?

enozten · 12 months

you should realise that this chemical does not actually exist

techieguy1983 · 1 year

PRIVATE JOKER

steeg · 1 year

I found this on 4chan's /v/ board but I do not know the source.

shhhGoToSleep · 1 year

can't we change this to a catholic priest

imfromtheinternet · 1 year

quick a potential karmabomb!

rdsqc22 · 1 year

I once almost got in a relationship whilst complaining about the lack of internet to a fellow starbuckspatron.

ThatDamnGrei · 1 year

heh, in this way Trebek beats Watson.

mypreciousss · 1 year

Since you don't know if they had the intent of showing that the statement was indeed true by crossing out false you can't give points for this imo.

TheSack · 1 year

if you read it backwards it says

BOMB THE US OP SET SOMEBODY..

joesbadday · 1 year

It could have been a reverse troll. I'd do that

linds360 · 1 year

try playing doctor and it's more fun in the dark.

darthHalo · 1 year

I saw the devil or akmaruel boatda - Ji-Woon Kim

Korea fans, crime thriller fans, if you enjoy stuff like se7en... if grimdark rocks your boat, just try this. It's 141 minutes which will tickle your balls relentlessly. And cinemalovers know Korea can bring the quality!

shazbaz · 1 year

no, maybe, it be a plus I guess. What I also guess is that this is a spurious variable. Alpha men lust for power, power is closely associated with money, power obsessed is related to 'alpha qualities' hence men with money stereotypically are alpha, woman want alpha (and the money is merely a plus). Or better: I think woman are attracted to alpha men in the same extent as men are attracted to beautiful women.

zynoda · 1 year

quote: "women with tattoos and piercings seem to have an intuitive grasp of this principle. They show off what makes them different, and who cares if some people don't like it. And they get lots of attention from men.."

They found the reason why woman mutilate themselves, to make themselves more approachable! Because men will approach anything that they perceive to be unpopular by most-guys.

Haha but seriously great read, very good psychological insights!

joeyxl · 1 year

that's an ungodly amount of spelling errors in one sentence, consider me impressed.

h0rror · 1 year

i used to be a member of both the pen 15 club and the id 10T club. Those where the days.

chrisxuk · 1 year

That man or woman has better comebacks than robert downey jr.

thebrandnewbob · 1 year

I like the chopped of head touch on your desk

steeg

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