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FREE CHRISTMAS KARMA! by mattyg5in circlejerk

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oof!

T-Mobile's new ad campaign is rather terrifying. by Fraxtilin WTF

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"fuck you" came straight out as soon as the image opened. looks like an ex of mine...

My neighbor:passive aggressive or just aggressive? by splatter_patternin WTF

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Ok you freaks, just drove by on my way home and grabbed a couple more pics. (yesterday I was on foot) So now you can see the whole setup.

http://imgur.com/x6Pih

http://imgur.com/wB2ey

I'm not the sign maker nor the Old Lady.

Hell I'll post pics of my trash bins when I put them out tonight.

My neighbor:passive aggressive or just aggressive? by splatter_patternin WTF

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Something about bin use. Green cans are for yard waste.

My neighbor:passive aggressive or just aggressive? by splatter_patternin WTF

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I'd like to leave a note correcting their grammar, but I don't want to end up a hood ornament.

This is what I see when I think about the Giants trying to get into the playoffs... by pricklypetein baseball

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worked out for them last year.

Do people realize when they say "You're really quiet" to a shy person that it crushes their confidence even more? by mjmflyin AskReddit

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"mind clear, mouth shut. see much, say little."

Reddit Christmas KARMA party! 2010 by YaoSlapin reddit.com

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say what?

TIL: Two billion years old nuclear reactors were found in Africa in the 1970s. Amazing! by BloaterPastein science

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"Quaid, Start the Reactor."

Any geeks/relationship folks help me out? GF calls from Utah and breaks up suddenly-email from earlier in the day has a kansas IP address by splatter_patternin relationships

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Thanks all for taking the time to read this. Off to go ride my bike and burn off some of the tension.

Any geeks/relationship folks help me out? GF calls from Utah and breaks up suddenly-email from earlier in the day has a kansas IP address by splatter_patternin relationships

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I agree she will just deny it. It's not like I'm going to jump on a plane and verify this. I suppose I'm just looking for a final "aha" moment.

1: Think of fictional character. 2: Play 20 questions. 3: Mind Blown. by ChaniOfDunein offbeat

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He nailed Robert Fripp.

LOL at #7. (semi-NSFW) by gabe2011in funny

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where are all the pr0n stars?

Your Mission Should You Choose To Accept It... by mosi1in nsfw

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Let's try and get a comprehensive list of jokes that websites have played today. by thewalkindudein AskReddit

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!

Crosspost from /r/HotChicksWithTattoos -- guns point at a prize by darkmannxin Boobies

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guns point to the front butt

My friend's fiancee just broke off their engagement because she found out he only spent 1 month's salary on the ring, not the customary 2 months'. by butterandgunsin AskReddit

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I love this troll, never fails.

Reddit, what's your favorite term for "going #2"? by aceofspades10in AskReddit

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grunter

Just finished building my "Imperial" snare drum. by splatter_patternin StarWars

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Dear FaceBook, please make an option of who I let see or don't let see my status updates. by keydemographicin reddit.com

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make a friend list/add people/set permisons on who can see what.

The Polyphonic Spree Covers Nirvana's 'Lithium' - Awesomeness Ensues by exoendoin Music

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A twenty some odd piece band still can't match the power of the original trio.

forgot about Pat Smear at the end of the band, but still.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USZzH1L6nKU

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