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Using the reddit search bar to try and find an awesome post from 3 days ago... (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by something_wittie to AdviceAnimals

My friend works on film sets. This is what background-bleacher-people look like up close. by sammwin pics

[–]something_wittie 2 points3 points ago

boots. and cats. boots. and cats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nni0rTLg5B8

a First World Problem if ever there was one. by StarMantain AdviceAnimals

[–]something_wittie 6 points7 points ago

taxes.

I was eating a hash brown from McDonald's on the way home when I felt something on the bottom... by LinkBoyJTin WTF

[–]something_wittie -5 points-4 points ago

I don't get why people find this so surprising or insulting. If I owned a business I too would pay people as little as they would willingly work for, and so would most of you. No reason to pay someone $7.50 an hour for flipping burgers if someone will accept say, $5/hour to do the same job.

A lot of love was put into this - and it's awesome :) by dragonworthyin pics

[–]something_wittie 1 point2 points ago

I'd actually feel quite badly walking on those.

What my friend learned in just 1 semester. by Monty_Moosein pics

[–]something_wittie -1 points0 points ago

Congrats, you're finally a real Asian!

What is the reason that the flame produced by a lighter does not follow back down and blow up the lighter in your hand? by something_wittiein askscience

[–]something_wittie[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's what I figured ;)

Thanks!

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What is the reason that the flame produced by a lighter does not follow back down and blow up the lighter in your hand? (self.askscience)

submitted ago by something_wittie to askscience

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It can't be me. (qkme.me)

submitted ago by something_wittie to AdviceAnimals

Forced perspective by Imrayyain pics

[–]something_wittie 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it, why is that guy hanging from that pole? And why is that weird guy in the back smooshed up against the wall?

..OHHH!

My premature son born 10 weeks early in Sept 2010 and weighing less than 2lbs. 1 week and 33 weeks comparison. (It's the same bear in both pics) by HeardUWereDeadin pics

[–]something_wittie 2 points3 points ago

After freaking out about it being the same bear in both pictures, I started to think how weird it is that throughout his whole life he will technically be 10 weeks older than he really should be. It's like he's cheating the system. He gets to drive, drink, etc 10 weeks sooner than he should.

When I was 4, I heard my parents having sex the night before and proceeded to yell "Fuck me, fuck me!" to everyone at my cousin's birthday party. What funny/embarrassing stories from your childhood do you have reddit? by Peenersin AskReddit

[–]something_wittie 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of one my sister said. When she was probably about four there was a cigarette on the ground outside, she stomped on it and said, "I'll put that fucker out."

Also, in whatever grade where you first start writing, they were supposed to write down the words they knew how to spell. She wrote mom, dad, and boob.

Thinking of dropping Pujols for John McDonald by Reckoner13in fantasybaseball

[–]something_wittie 0 points1 point ago

..you're kidding, right?

My brother is at a bar in Boston right now.. look who he found. ;) by Yachatsin funny

[–]something_wittie -3 points-2 points ago

The fact that he still wears that hat around just shows that he actually really is a scumbag.

At least no one was injured. by Owen6in funny

[–]something_wittie 0 points1 point ago

A casualty is a an injury or death, therefore of the dozens of casualties (injury or death) there were 5 deaths.

So my roommate and I just got 924 eggs for free. by flinters17in funny

[–]something_wittie 0 points1 point ago

Wait, you're telling me webby_mc_webberson doesn't have RES?

My Synaptics touchpad scrolling feature isn't working. by something_wittiein techsupport

[–]something_wittie[S] 1 point2 points ago

I installed the new drive and the horizontal and vertical scrolling on the bottom and sides of the trackpad now work, but the scrolling using two fingers like a mac does still does not work along with other gestures that I have selected. Any ideas?

My Synaptics touchpad scrolling feature isn't working. by something_wittiein techsupport

[–]something_wittie[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm currently in the process of re-installing the drivers. I'm a little worried about messing with the drivers because I don't have my external mouse with me and don't want lose functioning completely. But no, I haven't installed anything recently.

edit: it's asking me to uninstall my current driver before installing the new one. Will this result in my touchpad not working entirely?

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My Synaptics touchpad scrolling feature isn't working. (self.techsupport)

submitted ago by something_wittie to techsupport

Guess what I got for my birthday? by Ititchestoomuchin funny

[–]something_wittie 2 points3 points ago

an iPad?

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Okay, this is just going too far. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by something_wittie to funny

Fak u use correct grammur by HynieSpankerin dolan

[–]something_wittie 2 points3 points ago

hmm...

My secret lair. by cuddles666in pics

[–]something_wittie 80 points81 points ago

One could say the OP is a secret liar.

An appropriate response to a crappy low-res video by Skeptical_Romulanin funny

[–]something_wittie 11 points12 points ago

If I upload a clip from SNL or any other NBC show and say I don't own it, it's still definitely being taken down.

An appropriate response to a crappy low-res video by Skeptical_Romulanin funny

[–]something_wittie 66 points67 points ago

Do people really think saying something along the lines of, "I DON'T OWN THIS VIDEO, THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY." really matters to the copyright owner?

"Ohh I was going to take it down, but seeing they said they don't own it I'll let it slide.."

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