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Darth Vader is not happy with MIB 3 by Afrotatorsin funny

[–]shpongolian 2 points3 points ago

That's not even Vader's real twitter account.

I got yelled at by the cops for taking this picture, so they can suck my freedom of press. by long_live_king_melonin pics

[–]shpongolian -5 points-4 points ago

Making fun of somebody having a popular opinion SO SO BRAVE

Bad things can happen when you text while driving by jonahlewin AdviceAnimals

[–]shpongolian 7 points8 points ago

I used to quit... I still do, but I used to, too.

Felt, not like an ass, but a total ass by jcartredsoxin AdviceAnimals

[–]shpongolian 1 point2 points ago

When I think of something clever like that it doesn't come out right. "I can see right inside your butt and I'm raised"

Was flipping though my boyfriend's old yearbook and found this guy... by TeganNichellein pics

[–]shpongolian 3 points4 points ago

why the fuck

By Request: I design frozen dinners, AMA by RyRyFoodSciGuyin IAmA

[–]shpongolian 0 points1 point ago

No because this way he's eating twice as much healthy!

My god it came true! by LynxFXin funny

[–]shpongolian 1 point2 points ago

Monkey see, monkey do. Step forward.

The Tesla argument continues; Oatmeal responds to Forbes. by freshasapoppyin geek

[–]shpongolian 0 points1 point ago

Shit, you're right. I have a Murcan spell checker.

The Tesla argument continues; Oatmeal responds to Forbes. by freshasapoppyin geek

[–]shpongolian -2 points-1 points ago

No offence, but...

offense*

DAE go to sleep every night saying that you will do something better such as wake up earlier or extercise after waking up, but when you wake up, you just decide no and go back to sleep. by narwhal_lover72in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]shpongolian 0 points1 point ago

I usually wake up at 7 and sometimes I try to wake up at 6:50 so I can eat breakfast. Never works. My alarm is set to 5:45 every morning anyway.

Your entire existance has been a simulation. You are now dead, and you get to meet the designers of this grand simulation that was your life. They ask for your feedback; what do you tell them? by custerdomein AskReddit

[–]shpongolian 1 point2 points ago

Put your HD sunglasses back on bro, you're viewing life in 480

Perfect timing. by lukas5150in pics

[–]shpongolian 89 points90 points ago

Now it's a plane orgy

[Listen] Looking for feedback on this song I'm working on (I guess it's a rap beat) by shpongolianin WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]shpongolian[S] 0 points1 point ago

Specifically would like mastering feedback. Also, is it too long? I feel like people may lose interest in the first couple minutes.

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[Listen] Looking for feedback on this song I'm working on (I guess it's a rap beat) (soundcloud.com)

submitted ago by shpongolian to WeAreTheMusicMakers

Great success! by DimmeryAL3Xin AdviceAnimals

[–]shpongolian -1 points0 points ago

I farted furiously out of me bare ass, men

FTFY

Someone's trying to tell me something by slixyin funny

[–]shpongolian 1 point2 points ago

"If only I could figure out the correct order to place them in, then I'd be able to decipher this message for sure!"

Some people need their license revoked.. and a public flogging by makesureimjewishin WTF

[–]shpongolian 0 points1 point ago

Yellow doesn't mean stop, yellow means clear the intersection. As long as you're out of the intersection when the light is red, whether by speeding up or stopping, you're good.

When I was a kid, I witnessed a woman burn herself to death. What is the most shocking/terrifying/traumatic thing you experienced? by laksaloverin AskReddit

[–]shpongolian 3 points4 points ago

Who wouldn't be able to stomach that? These commercials are pretty tame. Driver's Ed literally shows video of peoples' brains spilling out on the street and limbs flying around because of drunk drivers and no seatbelts. Nobody complains.

Adam "Lakers" Carolla Here - Ask Me Anything by adam_lakers_carollain IAmA

[–]shpongolian 44 points45 points ago

-William Shakespeare

I know reddit likes cats. Here's a doe that visits a cat every morning. by welkerin pics

[–]shpongolian 8 points9 points ago

LOOK AT HIS HAT, IT COMES RIGHT OFF! PHONY!

Those are mosquitoes ... imagine if they were aggressive by Saarrexin WTF

[–]shpongolian 72 points73 points ago

whatever, you say mosquito, I say nintendo

Those are mosquitoes ... imagine if they were aggressive by Saarrexin WTF

[–]shpongolian 24 points25 points ago

must be a bunch of mosquitos blocking your view like the ones in the pictures.

Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived (The Oatmeal) by Trayfin geek

[–]shpongolian 39 points40 points ago

Fun fact: Tesla invented comics before eyes had even evolved.

I'm glad to know this guy is fully qualified for his job. by kelseymoin WTF

[–]shpongolian 30 points31 points ago

Just doesn't sound as cool when you say it, sorry man

China successful in teleportation. by Goo_Backin worldnews

[–]shpongolian 0 points1 point ago

1 + 1 = 2, right? Quantum entanglement is the same way, PLUS MAGIC

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