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If you could get rid of one social custom what would it be? by JackPhilbyin AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 17 points18 points ago

Good one bro.

How to buy the right size lingerie? by melisa2012in AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 0 points1 point ago

You can never go wrong with naked!

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What a dick! (imgur.com)

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Gravely speaking, What do you want done with your body when you die? by greenman621in AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 5 points6 points ago

I was talking with my wife about this the other day. I think I would like to be buried, no casket. The idea of rotting away in a box just sounds grotesque to me. Also, it impedes the inevitable, becoming one with the earth again.

I just masturbated to gay porn. I'm straight. Does this make me gay? by straight_fagin AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 0 points1 point ago

No homo.

Shit, I need help. Wat do? by alexbro001in AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 0 points1 point ago

If only it turned into the scene from Superbad.

I'm going to brief and blunt. Ladies and gentlemen of Reddit. by biggestmexiin AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget to douse your scrotum with kerosene first, it makes the whole process much faster.

Reddit, What Do You Do To Pass the Time? by dominicrusoein AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 1 point2 points ago

Browse reddit.

They passed out like this. Leg in the air is a nice touch by Aceoangelsin funny

[–]shhhGoToSleep 78 points79 points ago

Ye olde elephant toe.

Reddit has any movie, show, game or novel ever had a profound emotional impact on you? by Rambling518in AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 1 point2 points ago

The whole Dark Tower series by Stephen King. I felt very connected with all of the characters, and was sad when I finished the books.

Edit: I just thought of another thing as well, a video game: Kingdom Hearts. Just thinking of that game elicits an emotional response somewhere deep down that reminds me of how much I loved every second of it.

hey shipmates just looking for some answers as to what i should expect on my very first ship by Gregdahzeroin Military

[–]shhhGoToSleep 2 points3 points ago

Best advice I have: Don't ever use the term shipmate again.

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If you liked the movies Dwighlight, and Dwightanic, then you have GOT to see this one! (imgur.com)

submitted ago by shhhGoToSleep to funny

Reddit, how much would you sell your right arm for? by interputedin AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 0 points1 point ago

I like how you are using a car as a monetary unit.

Indeed, I would place the value of a human arm equivalent to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Reddit, for my cakeday, this is what I got for you by shhhGoToSleepin funny

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] 0 points1 point ago

Wow, did you really make that one up never having seen me? My brain is full of fuck.

Reddit, for my cakeday, this is what I got for you by shhhGoToSleepin funny

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] 3 points4 points ago

Happy cake day!

Reddit, for my cakeday, this is what I got for you by shhhGoToSleepin funny

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] 2 points3 points ago

Happy cake day! You are one year older than me though...

What can I do to boost my motivation? by ninjamuffinin AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep -1 points0 points ago

I always look at things like this: You only get to live this life once. This is it, so don't waste your time.

That get's me pretty motivated.

Reddit, for my cakeday, this is what I got for you by shhhGoToSleepin funny

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thank's for a great cakeday! Upboats for everyone!

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Reddit, for my cakeday, this is what I got for you (imgur.com)

submitted ago by shhhGoToSleep to funny

One gif to rule them all! by shhhGoToSleepin gifs

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Honestly, I didn't know what to expect. I just submitted to the most relevant subreddits.

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One gif to rule them all! (imgur.com)

submitted ago by shhhGoToSleep to gifs

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Sorry ahead of time, this may break Reddit. (imgur.com)

submitted ago by shhhGoToSleep to funny

Reddit, what's your useless ability? by taheezyin AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure how my penis is supposed to react to this information.

What's a question that you should have never had to ask? by contranigmain AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 1 point2 points ago

"Can you feel me now?"

The couple in the apartment above me are waking me up with their loud love making. How do I approach them about it and/or work this for my amusement? by Gwynyrin AskReddit

[–]shhhGoToSleep 0 points1 point ago

Best to say that just after you finish the last drag on your cigarette and flick it behind you... right into the conveniently placed ashtray.

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