What is the best insult you have ever used or heard?

ROBthemanagain · 2012-05-26T01:03:46.827617+00:00

Your breath smells like your throat's sweating.

myfairlady91 · 2012-05-26T01:02:07.233452+00:00

Putting a bullet in my head is my back up plan.

Throw_a_way22 · 2012-05-26T00:57:37.149160+00:00

Tell her she's gained too much weight and as a result you're not attracted to her anymore. If the cold hard truth doesn't get her to pick her ass up off the couch and start working out and eating right, then you need to leave her ass. Real talk man. All this touchy feely, "tell her to see a psychologist" "tell her she's fat, but in a nice way" crap gets on my nerves man. Tell her the TRUTH!

awesemo · 2012-05-26T00:44:32.736058+00:00

HAH! Tell my last crush that. When she showed me a pic of her boyfriend I wanted to cry. She is fucking G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! This dude is tall, lanky, 10 years older than her, his eyes are oddly spaced, I could go on. BUT the kicker here is that he makes 65K a year, has a nice house in the suburbs and drives a fucking 2011 Escalade. Yea.

sampearl1 · 2012-05-26T00:40:25.170940+00:00

That's the crazy part. Tried being nice and was apparently considered a push over, tried being aggressive and was shit on, tried finding a middle ground and still shit on. I wish there was a button we could press to find that perfect middle ground between nice guy and alpha male that all chicks seemingly want.

confused-I-am · 2012-05-26T00:18:07.648093+00:00

Cut contact with her and move on.

HughMyron · 2012-05-26T00:16:44.186593+00:00

Cute, sweet, easy to get along with. That's it.

sampearl1 · 2012-05-26T00:13:29.252691+00:00

Just general flirting and asking them out. I didn't just go up to chicks and say "hey your tits are fucking huge, wanna fuck?". That's when a dude would deserve being turned down how I was, but I was just generally flirting and trying to get to know them.

It didn't' happen with all of them, but I'd be lying if I didn't say some of them, jesus some of them are fucking harsh man lol.

sampearl1 · 2012-05-26T00:06:23.722852+00:00

What's the worst that could happen? You could be turned down in an incredibly embarrassing way. We need to stop thinking chicks are all sweet bunny rabbits, a lot of them are fucking VICIOUS and have no intention on hiding it when approached by a male they aren't attracted to.

I've heard it all, been cursed at, laughed at, and been shot down with extreme sarcasm, which burns like hell, I'd rather she just told me to fuck off.

libreg · 2012-05-26T00:00:59.157148+00:00

Interesting isn't it? Even high paid executives making 6 figures have to pull 70 hour work weeks to keep the bonuses and promotions coming in. Thus having less time to hang out with the trophy girl friend they got who lets him fuck her and then spends up all his money buying bags and shoes and shit while he's working 14 hours a day. Life is just cruel like that sometimes.

awesemo · 2012-05-25T23:52:43.260236+00:00

I sometimes hate people in this sub reddit because they can't handle the truth. There are EXCEPTIONS to every rule, but this is true in general. You never looked at a fat chick and thought "wowza, that sweet, intelligent, fun filled personality is giving me the hots for her, yea baby!!!111". You thought "I'll pass". The truth is that she MAY be the sweetest, most intelligent girl on the planet, but you can't get past her looks so you don't even bother saying hi. I'm guilty of this myself, 99% of men are.

The same rule applies to women. All that confidence crap goes out the window if you're not at least average looking. Having money is also a good substitute for being good looking.

Osterstriker · 2012-05-25T11:21:55.122365+00:00

I've always said I don't care. They're gonna seperate in 5 years anyway. We already know marriage is bullshit. You all have seen the divorce rates.

randomdudeReborn · 1 day

Broken Blade

Welcome to the NHK

Gundam Seed and Gundam Seed Destiny

Gundam WIng

Blue Gender

Gundam 008th MS TEAM

Oh My Goddess

Chobits

Death Note

Code Geass

There are so many more. I'll add as I think of them. While I'm here anybody got any good war/mech animes to suggest. I've seen all the Gundams, Eva and Rah Xephon btw.

SwiftCitizen · 1 day

Not to mention he'll fight sleep for hours just to give us casting that lines up better with European and American time zones :D. His English is damn good too.

redkemper · 1 day

I'd also like to know this. I need a nice new tech gizmo to throw some money at. Hey, it's either that or more coke right? Right? Guys....

tmdoodles · 1 day

Nice dude, keep practicing and you'll be able to redo this to a much higher quality. Unrelated question, but does anyone know how big toss units are compared to terran units in the lore? I'm asking because in that 1 cut scene, even in a space marine suit Zeratul was fucking HUGE compared to Raynor.

entreprenerds · 1 day

Kill the xenos, purge the unclean, murder the elder...well I'm sure it went something like that. Anyways I've been listening to the warhammer audio books to pass the time at work (and I'm not too big of a reader) and I just finished listening to the Horus Heresy one. Needles to say my mind= blown. But do you guys know which one is the continuation of that?

OtherWalter · 1 day

Now THATS a woman right there. God, I can't understand how anyone can like petite chicks when women like this exist!

letsgooutside · 1 day

Thick Asian chicks are damn near impossible to find. When you DO see one, some lucky ass hat already proposed to and married her.

Baxtriz · 1 day

10 years from now people will be amazed that we ran our computers on so little ram. 16 petabytes will be the standard for midrange rigs by then.

awesemo · 1 day

Someone with facial symmetry. If you're a female large breasts, small waist and ample rump. If you're a male 6 feet or taller, 10% body fat and 90% muscle and drives at least a BMW.

awesemo · 1 day

Rich guy girl advice

FTFY

Clayburn · 1 day

Everyone in prison for a violent crime.gets tossed in a tar put and burned alive. Every person that has to rely on government assistance will be executed via lethal injection. Every politician found guilty of corruption will be hanged and everyone who has more than one child will have to pick which one gets to live.

BEnXDc · 1 day

Well, you showed that middle aged woman who's boss!

synergy172 · 2 days

Solution: Become a bad boy. Simple enough right?

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