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Clocking Snooki by lordlicoricein gifs

[–]shahadien 2 points3 points ago*

You've clearly never had your ass kicked by a 100lb girl.

Clocking Snooki by lordlicoricein gifs

[–]shahadien 3 points4 points ago

That's considerably different. This does indeed make that guy 100% douche.

Clocking Snooki by lordlicoricein gifs

[–]shahadien 2 points3 points ago

No....No, I'm not.

I love how they made the most of such a narrow and tall space. The hanging plane model is a nice touch and adds to the theme of being high in the air with the floor-to-roof windows and outside balcony where you can look out into the city from a grand height. [1155x1600] by Mind_Virusin RoomPorn

[–]shahadien -1 points0 points ago

Nor is this at all an effective use of such a tall space. Hanging an airplane in a space that could be used as an entirely new platform for occupation is not exactly what I'd call "making the most" of the space.

Clocking Snooki by lordlicoricein gifs

[–]shahadien 23 points24 points ago

Indeed. If I can take a right hook to the face for being an asshole, so can she.

This is how I felt after I woke up to a bitchy girlfriend today... by Irlyh8usernamesin AdviceAnimals

[–]shahadien 2 points3 points ago

Kinda what you get for having a bitchy girlfriend, I'd say...

He must be very old by HurricaneWeaselin WTF

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago

Dude....is the pavement fucking that kangaroo?

ITAP of my girlfriend by jayadamsonin itookapicture

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago

your girlfriend needs less makeup and lower exposure.

British ad a few years ago. Celebrities' favourite swear words. Zach Braff's ... wait for it [NSFW] by ajsadlerin videos

[–]shahadien 4 points5 points ago

Was that J.K Rowling at :38 saying "I like cunt."??

Anyone know how to sharpen these? by ShuManChuin knives

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago

DOH!! Fixed. Thanks!

hes gone full hipster by VIxIIxVxVIIin WTF

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if gay man or bearded lady...

Owned By Mom by Darcy1234in funny

[–]shahadien 1 point2 points ago

Everything I see on urban dictionary just seems completely made up. Most of the shit on there I've never heard before, and have even tested it by using a random term a couple times. Without fail, nobody else knew what the fuck I was saying either.

They must be pissed cause they're grounded by fisherobin funny

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago

Unprugiburu!

Anyone know how to sharpen these? by ShuManChuin knives

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago*

Came here to say exactly this.

Here are some links to the exact handle and blades I use myself:

Mercur Model 180

Derby double edge blades

Do not fuck with Mexican drug cartels...NSFW/NSFL by BeMoreChillin WTF

[–]shahadien -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, don't lose your head. Keep the junk in hand.

Has anyone ever been shot? What does it feel like? by rockinadiosin AskReddit

[–]shahadien 1 point2 points ago

Lol Yeah. I think by definition that getting hit by a ricochet is a sort of text-book indicator of misfortune....

I ended up having to go to the hospital to get a cast put on, and the bullet removed....never did get to see the fucking thing outside x-rays tho...kinda dismayed by that.

Has anyone ever been shot? What does it feel like? by rockinadiosin AskReddit

[–]shahadien 75 points76 points ago

Jeez....way to make me feel like a pussy :(

as a european watching "look who I met" posts by iRonshaftin AdviceAnimals

[–]shahadien 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure it's just a sign that we shouldn't give a shit if someone met someone and is karma-whoring the experience...

Has anyone ever been shot? What does it feel like? by rockinadiosin AskReddit

[–]shahadien 124 points125 points ago

I was shot in the left shin with a ricocheted 9mm round. It hit me just behind the right line of the tibia and lodged inside the bone.

My leg all but crumpled with the impact, and went instantly numb down to my foot. After a few minutes the surrounding tissue around the wound started to ache and burn in ways I'd never felt before nor since. The bleeding, though, was less than I would have expected. After about an hour it began to swell from the trauma, and this is where the real pain began. I couldn't even think about moving it without everything up to my hip screaming at me in retribution. I was completely unable to walk for about three weeks, and on a cane for months afterward. It still hurts when it's cold out.

ITAP of lacrosse by gman12345in itookapicture

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago

Can't be lacrosse...where's the bloodshed??

Happened today. Fuck this guy. by Temporarily__Alonein AdviceAnimals

[–]shahadien 38 points39 points ago

It isn't Steve's fault your music sucks.

I see this WAY too much... by hidden46in AdviceAnimals

[–]shahadien 24 points25 points ago

I call my wife a whore in public regularly...she enjoys it.

This came out of a 3 month old puppy by Ashikatain WTF

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago

Flying Spaghetti Monster!! What has he done to you??!??

Just went to brush my teeth and... by wtb2612in pics

[–]shahadien 0 points1 point ago

Great mosquito of Toledo!

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