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When your child wonders... by JingleSlicein WTF

[–]secretchimp -1 points0 points ago

I doubt it. The only time I can remember when fashion took a step backwards was directly post-9/11 when supposedly everyone felt the need to be more modest. I remember seeing stories on the Today show when I was pretending to be sick for a day off about girls wearing shawls being the new thing.

When your child wonders... by JingleSlicein WTF

[–]secretchimp 45 points46 points ago

Did older kids in the late 80s and early 90s REALLY dress and have hair like this, or was it some weird "this is what kids probably look like" bastardization of style?

I started observing clothing styles closer to the middle of the grunge era, but of course none of my textbooks were new, so I was left wondering who the fuck actually dressed with a t-shirt tucked into their fucking jeans.

Found this at my sister's middle school by martyxiiiin WTF

[–]secretchimp -1 points0 points ago

no.

This has gone too far... by Rileyloves69in WTF

[–]secretchimp -1 points0 points ago

mannequins

seriously, use a browser with spell check.

TIL in 2004-2005, McDonalds paid rappers to mention Big Macs in their songs and paid them $5 each time their songs got played on the radio. by IrritableOwlSyndromein todayilearned

[–]secretchimp 64 points65 points ago

"Got my Vans on, but they look like sneakers" - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Normal sized house spider in Australia. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE. by Shogunnerin WTF

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN

[Breaking] AT&T HTC One X bootloader unlocked! by Red-Soxin Android

[–]secretchimp -18 points-17 points ago

Breaking: you can fuck off.

[Breaking] AT&T HTC One X bootloader unlocked! by Red-Soxin Android

[–]secretchimp 37 points38 points ago

Stop it with the fucking "breaking" in headlines. It's already "broken" if there's a story about it.

Last day of school and the computer science teacher shows how much he likes a student named Jimmy. by Dunkealin funny

[–]secretchimp 1 point2 points ago

Our jimmies are eternal. No one can rustle the triumvirate.

When my friend asks me to go on a hike at 6:15 on a Saturday morning by fotcfan1in gif

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

What is wrong with that woman's mouth?

Just being real bro .. by Freesoundjoin funny

[–]secretchimp 40 points41 points ago

FW:FW:FW:RE:RE:FW:RE: LOVE THIS!!!!:RE:RE

Reddit, tell me, what do/did you love about being single? by yukizorain AskReddit

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

My bedtime and my wake-up time. I'm a horribly light sleeper in the beginning and end of any sleep I get. If I'm going to bed earlier or getting up later now, I can pretty much say goodbye to that sleep time.

Truth by IWontFixUrComputerin pics

[–]secretchimp 18 points19 points ago

my god is that an annoying gif

My friend painted this in a day...He doesn't get paid for this. I want to help him become more well known. by SJBradleyNYin pics

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

Why's his ear all ashy looking?

How do you blow your nose? (piercings) by lawlyousadin WTF

[–]secretchimp 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't make it any less fucking weird to have gigantic fucking holes through the outside of your goddamn nose.

Pretty sure my sister is dating a tool by steelginain pics

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

Oh lord this is a lost cause already.

Hey Reddit, What the hell is this thing in my throat? by forevernoob13in WTF

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

I just saw this thing on /b/ after seeing it here first. Circle of internet.

[Breaking] Google to release 5 Nexus devices on November 5th to celebrate Android’s 5th birthday | TalkAndroid.com by Boynamedstacyin Android

[–]secretchimp -4 points-3 points ago

4.0 has barely been on any devices to speak of for more than a few months.

Our busses look like batman. by rook24vin Seattle

[–]secretchimp 1 point2 points ago

They're keeping New Flyer for articulated buses. Thats what the Rapid Ride buses are. They seem to have chosen Orions as standard two axle replacements. There are a couple of new Gilligs up north for Everett Transit and they look very strange. Edit: and the 2 axle New Flyers have been around for awhile but not as long as the Gilligs, they're probably buying only Orions and moving the older New Flyers in place of the Gilligs. Why not on the same routes, who knows.

The original, Five years old, "Rick Roll" video has been taken down, By, Of all companies, "AVG Anti-Virus". by 4chan_regularin technology

[–]secretchimp 2 points3 points ago

People attempting to guilt trip people who pirate stuff is always a sad sight.

When we laid new carpet in my old house I wrote on the back of it "THIS PIECE OF CARPET IS CONDEMNED" in the case that someone lifted it up. What are some easter eggs you've left for others? by LordApocalypticain AskReddit

[–]secretchimp 26 points27 points ago

Whenever I travel and the hotel has a safe up in the closet, I leave my pocket change from the trip on top of it under a piece of paper that says "RICHES BEYOND YOUR DREAMS."

It's dumb but I know they don't climb up and clean the tops of those closets every single time.

Reddit is a fickle bitch by 3dbdotcomin funny

[–]secretchimp 14 points15 points ago

It's because your comic sucks.

In the backyard and heard a rustling noise behind us. by Run4blue2in pics

[–]secretchimp 2 points3 points ago

Are its jimmies ok?

This is why you don't get out of the car when you break down on the highway. by Purp1ein WTF

[–]secretchimp 2 points3 points ago

I got downvoted to fuck-all the last time this was posted, but this has to be fake. The way the guy accelerates makes no sense and there's no reason for a car to be doodling along on the highway with a camera off at an angle.

Man prying out his eyeball to celebrate the Urs Festival by omcwin WTF

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

no. i do not want.

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