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Reddit, what is a song that affects you like no other? by Im-postle-ablein AskReddit

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

Long Time by Boston. If you know it you know. Good shit.

Entering a new fandom. by TheSteelworkerin gifs

[–]secretchimp 3 points4 points ago

I remember when I first saw him on that Chris Rock sitcom. Now he's just yelling ALL THE TIME. As he should be.

Chi Cheng,Bass player of the Deftones, after 4 years of being in a coma, woke up and is moving. by Talltrip22in Music

[–]secretchimp -10 points-9 points ago

I doubt your brain's much good after a four year coma.

To the redditor of the original meme bathroom post. by K_Rationin funny

[–]secretchimp 1 point2 points ago

Truth: this is some random girl who a big fat nerd convinced to hold this sign for a picture.

Reddit, What are some interesting seemingly illegal (but legal) things one can do? by Z3Fin AskReddit

[–]secretchimp -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad I can go to the park now without your stank wafting around.

Any time I'm watching Jenna Marbles, this is all I see... by sahilbawain pics

[–]secretchimp -1 points0 points ago

She sounds like she-Joe Rogan without the earnestness

Hey Reddit, all of my music is free and not popular at all. If you have a few minutes, give it a listen. <3 by poopy_buttin Music

[–]secretchimp 1 point2 points ago

Then the office phone cuts in with hold music for 45 seconds before everything starts breaking again.

Hey Reddit, all of my music is free and not popular at all. If you have a few minutes, give it a listen. <3 by poopy_buttin Music

[–]secretchimp 24 points25 points ago

Dubstep is the printers getting hit by empty paint cans.

I am in my mid-20s and have to plan my younger sister's funeral. Any advice would be very helpful, as this is my first crack at funeral planning. by GGOlderBrotherin AskReddit

[–]secretchimp -1 points0 points ago

Do the minimum acceptable. Nobody remembers funerals. I can hardly remember my own mother's.

SEAT reveals Mii city by kevinforredin news

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

This is just a Volkswagen UP!

I just donated 1.5L of bone marrow to an unrelated recipient. AMA by marrowmein IAmA

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck that is a shit-ton of marrow. I thought they took out an Otter Pop's worth or something.

Confirmed: Droid 4 launching February 10th for $199.99 by heblin Android

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

I'll sell you my G2 for $100.

Just saw a bunch of guys smash out bank windows on broadway. As much as I dislike major banks, the only people that are affected are the employees not the CEOs. There are better ways to protest. by IFellinLavain Seattle

[–]secretchimp 1 point2 points ago

Occupy Seattle turned into a bunch of squatters and idiot anarchists a long time ago. I had such high expectations for what started out as people being annoying in Westlake. /sarcasm

Imagine you are on your death bed and you have the chance to listen to one more song, and this one only, before you die. What song would you choose and why? by Juhdasin AskReddit

[–]secretchimp 5 points6 points ago

Anything by Slayer. Why die all quiet and pussy-ass when you can fuck your shit up and flop out cold on the floor when it's done?

Why I am growing tired of this subreddit. by michaeldavidwatsonin Music

[–]secretchimp 20 points21 points ago* 

I honestly don't think sharing music works in a points-based site like this. It's going to devolve into gimme-gimme shitty link recycling no matter what.

Reddit, I just got my license and a car. What do I need to know so I don't piss you off when I'm driving? by DackJin AskReddit

[–]secretchimp 2 points3 points ago

Learn where everybody goes slightly over the speed limit. Do not be that guy crawling along at 25 on a road even the cops go 35 on. I will ride your ass.

Dear Reddit, Wednesday I'm going to jail for 3 months for a crime that makes no sense. How should I spend my last day and a half? by Omgviperin AskReddit

[–]secretchimp 9 points10 points ago

OP must have done something idiotic like sell a gun. Nothing else that "isn't yours" would get you that much time if it wasn't reported stolen.

She used to be on Phil of the Future.. by sirlogsalotin pics

[–]secretchimp -3 points-2 points ago

What the fuck is Phil of the Future?

What is your biggest "Oh God...now I'm screwed" moment? I'll go first... by WhiteRastaJin AskReddit

[–]secretchimp -1 points0 points ago

took some adderall

Fucking pussy-ass kids with your cram drugs.

SNL defends Lana Del Ray in the funniest way possible by steadybuffaloin Music

[–]secretchimp 2 points3 points ago

It's OK, I think Bon Iver is boring and unremarkable too.

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