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I've really come to dislike Adult Swim recently. What's something you thought you'd love forever, but have grown to hate? by AskMeAboutMyScrotumin AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 2 points3 points ago

I'm amazed I've seen so many replies to this comment and TechTv has barely been mentioned. I stopped watching a week after the TechTV G4 merger. What happened to that network was a travesty.

Reddit, wanna pitch some TV shows? by scourge_of_carpathiain AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia[S] 0 points1 point ago

From a coworker: Bustin' Busey "It's kind of like cops, but instead of trained law enforcement, it's Gary Busey yelling at people who jay walk in Des Moines, Iowa."

Reddit, wanna pitch some TV shows? by scourge_of_carpathiain AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia[S] 0 points1 point ago

I picture Bjork fashioning costumes of the animals being studied to use as camouflage...

Reddit, wanna pitch some TV shows? by scourge_of_carpathiain AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia[S] 1 point2 points ago

Weighin' Brady

Where Wayne Brady puts former Brady Bunch cast members through a rigorous weight loss routine over the course of a season.

Scumbag Classic Rock Station by mrscaryin AdviceAnimals

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 0 points1 point ago

T95 in Wichita was the Van Halen/Rush megamix for a few years there... it did get better though.

Office Space, XP Bliss style [1440x1080] by 94svtcobrain wallpapers

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 0 points1 point ago

Clever clever clever...

My problem with the bouncing bullet by scourge_of_carpathiain mythbusters

[–]scourge_of_carpathia[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention it seemed like there should have been a control test on the shockwave jump where we see if a somehow mid-air, stationary, suspended Buster could be moved by the shockwave before they went on with making him jump before the explosion.

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 0 points1 point ago

SModcast has helped get me through many backbreaking projects while I've worked on my house over the last year, so thanks!

Can we expect any more comic book writing/illustrating from you and Walt?

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 0 points1 point ago

Would you ever give any thought to reworking the Clerks cartoon for Adult Swim on Cartoon Network with new episodes? Their 15 minute episode format seems like it could work with the show pretty well...

What was your favourite discontinued product(s)? by mrsixin AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 0 points1 point ago

Starburst Fruit Twists... how I miss thee. :(

Can anyone help me figure out how to fix my grandfather's old power drill? Pics included by expreshionin DIY

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 0 points1 point ago

I thought about that when I posted, but not knowing how to fix this either, I figured the least I could do was offer the one insight I could possibly bring to the table. I'm hoping he can fix it though...

Can anyone help me figure out how to fix my grandfather's old power drill? Pics included by expreshionin DIY

[–]scourge_of_carpathia -1 points0 points ago

It's a Craftsman and I believe they carry unlimited lifetime warranties... You might take it to a Sears or an Ace Hardware (they carry Craftsman tools) and I'm pretty sure they'll give you a new drill.

What are some Mythbusters' conclusions that you disagree with? by NotSureWhatToBein AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 3 points4 points ago

What about the area below your ribcage, above your hip, and to either side of your spine? There's plenty of intestines there...

I can also think of thighs, genitals, and neck among others.

wow... I've spent way too much time thinking about this.

MadMen S5E06 "Far Away Places" Comment Thread by Splintuhin madmen

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 6 points7 points ago

This was the whole reason I went looking for this thread... I don't even know what was said after he "rolled the window down" because I kept staring at the damn glare on the "rolled down" window. Lol. Great episode besides this though.

Lets hear it from the other side : As a single mom, what do I need to teach my only son? by alphaniain AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 0 points1 point ago

I'd say something along the lines of this after you sit him down beside you:

"Oh, take your time don't live too fast,
Troubles will come and they will pass.
Go find a woman you'll find love,
And don't forget son there is someone up above.

And be a simple kind of man,
Be something you love and understand.
Baby be a simple kind of man,
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold,
All that you need is in your soul.
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try,
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied.

And be a simple kind of man,
Be something you love and understand.
Baby be a simple kind of man.
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Boy, don't you worry you'll find yourself.
Follow your heart and nothing else.
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try.
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied.

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Baby be a simple, be a simple man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man"

I always have to correct my best friend for using 'generally' when she means 'genuinely'. Which words or phrases do friends of Redditors serially misuse? by bideyourtimein AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 0 points1 point ago

My boss says "land" instead of "LAN", "brefest" instead of "breakfast", "loaves" instead of "Lowe's", and "solitary" instead of "solitaire" (this one drives me nuts because he says it so often - its his "go-to" example for people screwing around on their computers. I know there's like about a dozen other things he says that I can't think of right now.

I used to correct him on these because I thought it would prevent him from saying one of these in front of the wrong person and being embaressed, but he still says them. It got to the point that I stopped correcting him because he was starting to take offense.

One of my childhood dreams comes true! (expendables 2) by Dcornelissenin movies

[–]scourge_of_carpathia 1 point2 points ago

Just 20 years too late...

Reddit isn't what it used to be. Can anything be done to turn it around? by scourge_of_carpathiain AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia[S] 1 point2 points ago

Cut me some slack... Remember I was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered...

Reddit isn't what it used to be. Can anything be done to turn it around? by scourge_of_carpathiain AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia[S] 0 points1 point ago

Links to offsite content! News and tech articles... Stuff that wasnt supposed to be funny, but interesting rather.

Reddit isn't what it used to be. Can anything be done to turn it around? by scourge_of_carpathiain AskReddit

[–]scourge_of_carpathia[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sigh.... Did you copy and paste the front page?

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