What is the most shameless joke you have ever heard?

TikiTuku · 4 months

Slaves were only given 3/5ths of a vote back in the day.

gauchos_r_great · 4 months

Septuplets?

TehBoardGirl · 4 months

"Yoni" has now replaced "pussy" in my vocabulary. In all contexts.

funkbefgh · 4 months

From how both of you talk to each other seems like it is closer to the former.

potter365 · 4 months

9/10 without the acne. I've got it too. But Accutane is almost magical. Check it out.

TomDenHagen · 4 months

You look like a child. Buzzing your head and not looking so excited would help.

Schumi_jr05 · 4 months

Sorry for your loss. That is pretty neat though that he passed away on his birthday.

johne1981 · 4 months

You seem like a bitch ass nigga.

leoholt · 4 months

He's still going to school. His life isn't ruined. Basically they took away any opportunity to smoke weed. Once he's on his own, and has the responsibility of making his own choices, then he can smoke again.

leoholt · 4 months

His parents are obviously ignorant. But it's their house and their rules. If they say he can't toke, then he can't toke. That's called growing up.

arcanition · 4 months

Two chicks? You guys are crazy.

danger_is_fat · 4 months

Felt so proud to be a woman as you did something that went directly against what makes you a woman? I'm a pro-abortion and all that, but your logic is fucked.

scott423 · 4 months

Hopefully you aren't referring to your teeth.

insyndication · 5 months

You lost a chin!

Snaggle21 · 5 months

Working retail for the first time. I just wish everyone knew a little bit more english.

bvanman · 5 months

It is implied that George Sr. slept with the au pair. Lindsay feels entitled to it because it was her au pair. Often, an au pair is simply a nanny.

Rvenn · 5 months

I wish it had pooped on you.

Yeshua_I · 5 months

Chew gum. I know it sounds like the exact opposite of what you would want to do, but it helps immensely. Chew gingerly at first, but it will make the soreness go away much more quickly after each tightening.

shoeofallcosmos · 5 months

You said it man. This bitch needs to get the fuck up outta my Reddit.

lostboyz · 5 months

"Drunk driving ain't right, but it sho is fun."

-Patricia Neal

scott423

TROPHY CASE

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