HMAF, ear infection AND throat infection. Poor babe :(

AK2K12 · 2012-05-25T19:15:37.449005+00:00

I put calamine lotion on the bumps that hadn't erupted through the skin. Dear god it helped. I don't know if this is safe to use on an infant, though.

Please keep in mind that HFMD, especially the new strain that's spreading across the U.S. right now, can affect adults, too.

These pictures are from my battle with HFMD/HFAM: warning, not pleasant to look at

Edit: also, your little one's poop, spit, vomit, and other excretions will contain live Coxsackievirus particles for three to six weeks after his symptoms resolve.

I am not a doctor.

LeftyGunNut · 2012-05-25T18:43:34.337909+00:00

Duh... I guess that'd make sense. Thanks.

sandy_catheter · 2012-05-25T18:05:09.798479+00:00

GG ~~GGGggg~~, g? Gggg... G g G!

LeftyGunNut · 2012-05-25T17:17:07.859005+00:00

Do I get a commemorative mug and my picture taken with the proph... oh, nevermind.

LeftyGunNut · 2012-05-25T17:15:29.971450+00:00

That's what I'm asking, though -- is there a secret handshake or something? "Are you Muslim?" "Sure thing, pal."

LeftyGunNut · 2012-05-25T16:44:26.605375+00:00

What's to stop any Joe Schmo from (please, forgive me if this sounds tasteless) saying, "Allah akbar!" and claiming to be Muslim to gain entry to a Haram zone?

Krispyz · 2012-05-25T15:18:10.923577+00:00

IANAL, too, sometimes. We should get together.

sandy_catheter · 2012-05-25T15:17:15.003877+00:00

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Clayburn · 2012-05-25T15:15:35.186934+00:00

Did you take turns pumping out the rental inflatables?

razekai · 2012-05-25T15:12:55.455782+00:00

I would use milk of magnesia instead of cow's milk. More opaque.

LeftyGunNut · 2012-05-25T14:56:38.340297+00:00

Do tell

Clayburn · 2012-05-25T14:53:32.055701+00:00

Ever have a problem with people not rewinding DVDs?

nimoythedestroyer · 2012-05-25T14:51:35.928192+00:00

I stand mostly corrected. Actually, I'm sitting.

EDIT: These are the states that do NOT honor non-resident CCWs issued by Florida: Colorado, Michigan, New Hampshire, South Carolina

Clayburn · 2012-05-25T12:36:59.266670+00:00

Did you get to see pictures of naked people?

nimoythedestroyer · 2012-05-25T10:50:24.628601+00:00

Not entirely true. Many states don't honor nonresident CCWs issued in another state.

Clayburn · 1 day

Ever sell any porn?

ProZacDose · 2 days

A very effective one.

InstantPeeRegret · 2 days

Hey, stop playing off-team! Freakin' interloper...

InstantPeeRegret · 2 days

I think you're making a far bigger deal out of this than you should. I'll take a sweet girl with herpes over a bitch without herpes any day of the week.

InstantPeeRegret · 3 days

Imagine 4 12 year old boys in a hot tub

Way ahead of you, boss

InstantPeeRegret · 3 days

Yeah, it's just like horse porn, where the one guy just keeps saying "NEEEEIGH! NEEEEIGH!" at the camera, and if you really let yourself go, you can believe he's a horse.

die_by_lag · 3 days

"I was in fear for my life. I will cooperate fully and answer questions in the presence of my attorney."

danger_mcboom · 3 days

Yeah, I've heard this bullshit excuse before. Funny thing is, you generally don't hear those assmunching idiots until they've already passed.

sandy_catheter

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