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Facebook, I can really only see this hurting feelings in the future. ಠ_ಠ by princesscmoneyin facebook

[–]samdman 1 point2 points ago

This isn't shown on my facebook. How does one activate it?

Historians of Reddit, what's your favourite hilarious event from history? by thebrucemoosein AskReddit

[–]samdman 256 points257 points ago

While Waterloo was no doubt Napoleon’s most crushing defeat, it was not his most embarrassing. In 1807, Napoleon was in high spirits having signed the Peace of Tilsit, a landmark treaty between France, Russia and Prussia. To celebrate, he suggested that the Imperial Court should enjoy an afternoon’s rabbit-shooting. It was organised by his trusted chief-of-staff, Alexand Berthier, who was so keen to impress Napoleon that he bought thousands of rabbits to ensure that the Imperial Court had plenty of game to keep them occupied. The party arrived, the shoot commenced, and the game keepers released the quarry. But disaster struck. Berthier had bought tame, not wild, rabbits, who mistakenly thought they were about to be fed rather than killed. Rather than fleeing for their life, they spotted a tiny little man in a big hat and mistook him for their keeper bringing them food. The hungry rabbits stormed towards Napoleon at their top speed of 35 mph (56 kph). The shooting party – now in shambolic disarray – could do nothing to stop them. Napoleon was left with no other option but to run, beating the starving animals off with his bare hands. But the rabbits did not relent and drove the Emperor back to his carriage while his underlings thrashed vainly at them with horsewhips.

[Game Thread] Miami Marlins at Washington Nationals, 4/21/2012 1:05 EST by cubanimalin Nationals

[–]samdman 2 points3 points ago

We need Storen back.

Glad no one was behind this guy. by MrShowin Nationals

[–]samdman 0 points1 point ago

I moved up and sat next to big Jayson in the 6th inning. It was awesome. The best part is when one of their friends came over in the 9th and was yelling about Clippard's 101 mph fastball. He didn't realize that H-Rod was pitching.

Goddammit, NFL.com by kid_zin nfl

[–]samdman 28 points29 points ago

You should delete the original post then. Tebow running for President is politics and headlining Easter service is religion.

My Son at Our First Game of the Season - Montgomery Biscuits at Mississippi Braves by JWNevinin baseball

[–]samdman 4 points5 points ago

I didn't know we had fans in Mississippi. I guess Strasburg will do that.

Iron Sky - the first four minutes. by sabanorain movies

[–]samdman 0 points1 point ago*

Yeah, at 2:21, you can see that in the background the signs say "re-election 2018"

Iron Sky - the first four minutes. by sabanorain movies

[–]samdman 0 points1 point ago

But even then, it would be Palin 2020. Obama never had any "Obama 2010" slogans.

Iron Sky - the first four minutes. by sabanorain movies

[–]samdman 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one who was peeved by the 2018 re-election posters? There won't be a presidential election that year.

Selection Show Game Thread by blueboybobin CollegeBasketball

[–]samdman 3 points4 points ago

I'm surprised that we got the 3 seed over michigan

Reddit, what are some of the weird things you do in the shower? (possible NSFW) by Apotheosis91in AskReddit

[–]samdman 13 points14 points ago

I fill my mouth with as much water as possible, stand on one leg and outstretch my arms, slowly blowing the water out, as steadily as possible. I AM A FOUNTAIN.

Chicago, Illinois, USA [1024x617] © 2011 Laila Alduwaisan by syncreticin CityPorn

[–]samdman 1 point2 points ago

The way the buildings apex like that... amazing. Is there a higher res shot that I can use for my desktop background?

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