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Walked in on my boyfriend and my cat hanging out... by Pulvercityin funny

[–]rivalthecreator 2 points3 points ago

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Devourment wins. Salute.

Poor Day9 by Bumkain gaming

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Thank you for the coffee.

It's about time we gave credit to the "dirty hippies." While we're sitting behind the computer critiquing their appearance, they are the ones who are making shit happen. by bruddain politics

[–]rivalthecreator 93 points94 points ago

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You're asking the guy in the $6,500 suit to protest? COME ON!

IAMA guy who quit smoking after 30 years using Chantix / Champix. It worked but the drug does things you need to know about. by ReallyEvilCaninein IAmA

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I think most people that turn to prescription drugs to aid them in their quitting smoking have shit for willpower. It sounds brutal, but like weight loss and other addictions it comes down to breaking it with sheer willpower.

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

[–]rivalthecreator 1 point2 points ago

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595's actually!

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

[–]rivalthecreator 0 points1 point ago

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Terrapin Sunray Wheat. Not too bad.

What do you look like? by IntoTheMysticin AskReddit

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By request from the jobs thread: why my job is to watch dreams die. by jobthreadthrowawayin reddit.com

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This was absolutely fascinating. Thanks for providing me with a piece of non-fiction that captivated the absolute hell out of me; you're one hell of a writer.

What makes my erection dangerous after 4 hours? by mast3rcylind3rin AskReddit

[–]rivalthecreator 2 points3 points ago*

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Priapism.

Priapism is a potentially harmful and painful medical condition in which the erect penis or clitoris does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours. There are two types of priapism: low-flow and high-flow. Low-flow involves the blood not adequately returning to the body from the organ. High-flow involves a short-circuit of the vascular system partway along the organ. Treatment is different for each type. Priapism is considered a medical emergency, which should receive proper treatment by a qualified medical practitioner. Early treatment can be beneficial for a functional recovery.

Awesome bonus from Wikipedia: The name comes from the Greek god Priapus (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος), who was noted for his disproportionately large and permanent erection.

Basically, if it doesn't go down after four hours, they'll have to either drain your penis of it's blood, or cut it off (obviously not for every case, but still, traumatizing none-the-less.)

There have been few AMAs by reddit users that have suffered from it, but this one in particular stuck out in my mind. Poor guy lost his penis to it.

I'm pretty sure if I had to gamble between getting a hardon and losing my dick, I'd be faced with the toughest decision I would have to make in my entire life.

Hot outside? by Sp1cin funny

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When did redditors start to develop the thought process that posting pictures your mom's forwarded emails is a great idea? Christ, reddit, faith is being lost.

One of the greatest posters, for one of the most disappointing movies. by Ramphastidin pics

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I saw a recent interview of some douchebag asking Jake Lloyd a bunch of questions. It really is uncomfortable to watch; both people are completely out of tune with each other and it just creates an immense discomfort. Link

How often do you listen to music while gaming? by rivalthecreatorin gaming

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Yeah, definitely. Not playing FPS's recently has extended my life by at least a few years.

How often do you listen to music while gaming? by rivalthecreatorin gaming

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Eh, it's possible to listen to music at a lower volume when playing and still have your Sound FX turned up higher to hear it, that's how I used to play.

How often do you listen to music while gaming? by rivalthecreatorin gaming

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Definitely. Personally, I was fond of some Aborted/Sepsism/Rotten Sound or equally fast gore/death grind. Ever listen to Circle of Dead Children?

How often do you listen to music while gaming? by rivalthecreatorin gaming

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I hear you, man. I've been listening to music since I got home; opened Mass Effect 2 on my PC for another play through and now I'm struggling to stop the music to start playing the game. Shit.

How often do you listen to music while gaming? by rivalthecreatorin gaming

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Multiplayer FPS games were the best out there to put something on and get lost in it. I remember listening to a lot of David Cross and other standup back while I was playing Q3 profusely. It's amazing how much of the humor your brain absorbs while you're simultaneously doing other things, and twitch, at that.

What the fucking fuck? (NSFW for bikini) by P10_WRCin WTF

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The guys that are behind this video are local radio personalities in Orlando, Florida. They're part of a cast that produces a morning show on 104.1 Real Radio called "The Monsters in the Morning." Drunky and Daniel, respectively. The girl in the video is Tiffany, their resident big-tittied dumb blonde that chimes in with stupid commentary.

Why the FUCK is this not standard? by Xeno_philein pics

[–]rivalthecreator 14 points15 points ago

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Project Manager: Shhhhhhh shhhh shhhhh.

How to get more memory in your computer (slightly NSFW) by DaaraJin funny

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How the hell does stupid shit like this get upvoted? Are you all fucking retarded?

Is IIII really easier then IV for stupid people? by dlaughyin pics

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It's a notch above people who don't know the difference between "then" and "than" on the difficulty meter.

New kind of deep sea monster discovered off the coast of WHARRGHARBL by XenoZoharin pics

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Thanks for the forward, mom.

Michael Bay reused scenes for his movie- ‪Transformers 3 scene from The Island‬‏ by mudslagin WTF

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There's a Transformers 3?

Meet the Medic by CallowMethuselahin gaming

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Wipes tear from eye That was beautiful.

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