We once had this born again group come to our school to give a talk. The first speaker came on and was talking about what a shitty kid he was, and then he told us about his "moment of clarity".

He was in some drug den, high on chloroform, his friend entered the room and told him to get his life back on track. He said he felt the presence of God. He later learned that his friend was never there, so the logical conclusion for him was "my friend was really an angel sent from God" and not, as every atheist in the entire building put together, "I was fucked on fucking chloroform and saw some shit".