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Wanted to buy some socks on ebay and stumbled into this seller... by TomTom26in WTF

[–]rats99ass 6 points7 points ago

Does anyone else get the feeling that the people bidding prefer them dirrty? ewww....

Million dollar medical bills becoming relatively common in America. by mrcloudiesin politics

[–]rats99ass 0 points1 point ago

Yes, you're correct! (...Attention all Canadians, go along with me here, otherwise we will have an immigration stampede of ill US citizens claiming some kind of medical refugee status if they find out how incredibley fortunate we are...)

Million dollar medical bills becoming relatively common in America. by mrcloudiesin politics

[–]rats99ass 60 points61 points ago

Falls in line with the Harvard study a few years back that found that 50% of the people who were losing their homes did so as a direct result of being unable to pay their medical bills.

You are 1 person out of 100 billion galaxies. by TheyCallMeTomSawyerin funny

[–]rats99ass 1 point2 points ago

I think I read somewhere that there are more people alive today than ever did live but in the grand scheme of the universe we are all pretty freak'n insignificant.

Sweden’s secret: Tax-cutting Sweden had the fastest growth in Europe last year, when it also celebrated the abolition of its deficit. by djrocksteadyin Economics

[–]rats99ass -4 points-3 points ago

You mean that the rich shouldn't get all the tax breaks? Well that's just unAmerican!

It's the practical application of economic wisdom like this that the repubs will never accept but the dems ought to repeat, over and over, as proof that conservative economic theory is flawed and wrong-minded.

Find your home in the top map, the bottom map shows the point where you'd come out if you dug straight through the Earth. by Wingserin technology

[–]rats99ass 0 points1 point ago

Another buried comment coming: So there I was two nights ago walking along about 11pm and I began to think wouldn't it be cool to figure out where I would come out if I dug a hole through the center of the earth....fast forward to now....and BAM!! There you go. Reddit responds to my thoughts.

I wonder what it would be like to suddenly be given $20million and have nightly sex witha different hottie of my dreams?...

I want to get my wife an e-reader, but she hates everything and is never happy ... which e-reader should I give her? by kevinstongein AskReddit

[–]rats99ass 2 points3 points ago

Came to say this. She's going to complain no matter what she is given therefore save the money, find a broken one for free and get the same result.

A drinking problem? by diegoseb1010in funny

[–]rats99ass 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps not the answer he was looking for, but nevertheless a correct answer....so there.

If I don't believe in the institution of marriage, should I still attend friends'/relatives' weddings this summer? by naejymain AskReddit

[–]rats99ass 0 points1 point ago

The people getting married do believe in marriage and if you like and respect them despite this fact, then as a friend/relative you should go to support their decision to marry. ie...it's not about you. How do I know this? Because I too have some quirky beliefs when it comes to societal norms especially where institutions are concerned - I definitely do not follow the crowd but do make exceptions with the knowledge that everyone has a different perspective.

The state of california has misspelled my name on a document regarding a traffic citation..am I off the hook? lol seriously by Jurfin AskReddit

[–]rats99ass 0 points1 point ago

First off, how the hellish fast were you driving? In any case probably too fast for safety. But onto the ticket. The license tag and driver's license registration will have been recorded and therefore will be easily cross-referenced and the mistaken spelling will likely be chalked up to a clerical error not affecting the validity of the ticket. But if you insist that the person named on the ticket cannot be you because your name is spelled _________, they might tear it up. It's worth a try....but for goodness sake slow the fcuk down.

One of the best "new baby" pics i've seen by bobaimeein pics

[–]rats99ass 1 point2 points ago

Shit just got real.

Why do Natives get mad about the stereotype of being drunks/alcoholics? by theywanthopein AskReddit

[–]rats99ass -1 points0 points ago

These people know their shortcomings and being reminded is like being reprimanded by a holier-than-thou moron.

BTW, the proper use of the word mad is in the context of a rabid dog. Dog's get mad, people get angry.

Why do Natives get mad about the stereotype of being drunks/alcoholics? by theywanthopein AskReddit

[–]rats99ass 6 points7 points ago

Are you fucking serious? Why do black youth dislike being considered criminals about to pounce? Why do jewish people hate being characterised as deal making swindlers? Why do people who ask stupid questions hate being called morons?

Window by GreatestOfAllTime96in pics

[–]rats99ass 0 points1 point ago

Nice...but how do you open it?

In Canada we call them puck bunnies. by NotJimmiHanzin funny

[–]rats99ass 0 points1 point ago

Yup...

Tie on skates. Get girls. That easy.

I have a rare condition that causes chronic pain in both my hips. Today's kind of sucking so, Reddit, what are your pain relievers? by SarahBearsin AskReddit

[–]rats99ass 0 points1 point ago

I do self hypnosis when visiting the dentist. I do not take freezing to have a filling or other work. I learned this from a relative who was dentist. Granted when you are already in pain I can imagine that it would be hard to concentrate to begin the process of self-hypnosis.

What's the most useless talent you have? by Hakkerin AskReddit

[–]rats99ass 1 point2 points ago

I can spit out the window of a moving vehicle going 120kmh/@72mph with such force as to have the loogie blown far enough away from the vehicle so as not to touch the vehicle. So there.

Bumpersticker creator says "Don't Renig in 2012" bumpersticker isn't racist by wang-bangerin politics

[–]rats99ass 2 points3 points ago

Also believes Hitler was simply misunderstood.

I need a clever name for a fundraiser to promote literacy! by blondebookwormin AskReddit

[–]rats99ass 1 point2 points ago

Book Gobblers Club

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