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Meet scott. A new edition to family circus.

pikpikcarrotmon 6 points7 points 3 hours ago[-]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

Time's Startling Cover

pikpikcarrotmon -2 points-1 points 7 hours ago[-]

I got your nose! I got your nooooooose!

2010 is on course to be the planet’s hottest year since records started in 1880. The current top 10, in descending order, are: 2005, 2007, 2009, 1998, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2004, 2001 and 2008.

pikpikcarrotmon 3 points4 points 10 hours ago[-]

Californian here, the only other state worth anything at all. It's actually been hotter than balls this summer. Metric balls.

Made a little Gamer's day.

pikpikcarrotmon 2 points3 points 10 hours ago[-]

I was just returning some videotapes.

I would drive the Hell out of this!

pikpikcarrotmon 3 points4 points 21 hours ago[-]

Hey hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves with this "pretty good acting" and "good story" thing. It wasn't fantastic by any means, but it also was far from terrible. Dorian Gray was an interesting character and I kinda like their take on some of the others (Jekyll & Hide, Mina Harker). Good fun all around, really. Then again, my only experience with most of those books was from the Great Illustrated Classics series as a kid, so I wasn't particularly disappointed by a lack of faithfulness to the source material.

The two others that come to mind are Chronicles of Riddick and Speed Racer. I'm pretty sure Speed Racer got panned by people who just didn't get it and never watched the TV show, and to be fair, it was a lot bigger and more expensive than the source material deserved, but other than being a little too long, I thought it was great. And Chronicles... hell, I really can't think of anything wrong with it at any level. Big, epic, fun, great special effects, interesting characters, twisty plot. A great B-movie space opera with A-list quality.

Man sticks foil wrapped dong in socket. [nsfw]

pikpikcarrotmon 1 point2 points 22 hours ago[-]

There will always be mutants with shitty genes. That's what natural selection is all about: killing the weak and stupid before they spawn retarded offspring, or at the very least, rendering them incapable of reproduction. I think it's fairly safe to say that we don't have to worry about a gaggle of foil-dicked idiot kids crawling out of a foil-wrapped vagina anytime soon.

I would drive the Hell out of this!

pikpikcarrotmon 2 points3 points 22 hours ago[-]

Stupid fun, but it's one of a few movies that critics just absolutely tore to shreds and I have no idea why. It seriously wasn't that bad but it did so poorly it forced Sean Connery into retirement. That's Island of Dr. Moreau/Marlon Brando status and no way was it even close to that.

The most awkward Conan interview you haven't seen.

pikpikcarrotmon 46 points47 points 1 day ago[-]

In this case, context is fucking everything.

Apparently, so was Madonna.

Calvin and Hobbes: Inception

pikpikcarrotmon 41 points42 points 1 day ago[-]

& H O B B E S

Happy 30th Birthday Caddyshack! (30 Things You May Not Know About The Movie)

pikpikcarrotmon 2 points3 points 1 day ago[-]

It's one of those movies that got canned after development hell, like Indiana Jones 4, Terminator 3, two sequels to The Matrix, and even a new Star Wars trilogy. It's really a shame since such classics would have surely spawned equally classic sequels.

You know who fucks real good?

pikpikcarrotmon 21 points22 points 1 day ago[-]

Not even of his enormous censor bar?

Sony reveals ‘holographic’ display - no 3D glasses needed

pikpikcarrotmon 0 points1 point 1 day ago[-]

With the push for 3D, electric cars, touchscreens, etc., I really get the impression that everyone is trying really hard to get us to the 2015 featured in every sci-fi movie ever. We totally failed at making the year 2001 interesting in terms of futurey stuff (woohoo, iPods!), so they want us to have flying electric cars and super-thin 3D holographic touchscreens as soon as possible.

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pikpikcarrotmon 1 point2 points 1 day ago[-]

I'd say we're nerdverts.

So I was thinking of registering for IMDB....... [pic]

pikpikcarrotmon 17 points18 points 2 days ago[-]

Nope, just 99% of the people who post there. Seriously, if you think YouTube's bad...

DAE feel that printers are almost the least reliable piece of technology ever?

pikpikcarrotmon 7 points8 points 2 days ago[-]

Black people are really amazing but they rarely work

This thing can't possibly work...

pikpikcarrotmon 36 points37 points 2 days ago[-]

He's seen everything.

Gamestop Buying Kongregate....

pikpikcarrotmon 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

The people who made the Titanic didn't put the iceberg there.

Gamestop Buying Kongregate....

pikpikcarrotmon 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

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After watching this, I wonder: Why bother making live-action superhero movies at all? CGI was made for the genre

pikpikcarrotmon 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

I dunno. Motherfucker's seen attack ships off the shoulder of Orion and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate.

Gamestop Buying Kongregate....

pikpikcarrotmon 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

I haven't played SC2, but I'm sure it's GOTY material. I trust Blizzard implicitly with making fantastic games. Even the WoW Cataclym expansion looks amazing. However, as a company, their decisions are really frustrating me and it is becoming harder and harder to justify buying their products. It's like watching a Tom Cruise movie - on-screen, on the job, he's extremely likable and is actually pretty good actor, but in real life he's a crazy asshole. Do you pay to watch his movies? If you do, you're probably going to enjoy the experience, but you're also indirectly funding Scientology.

I really strongly disagree with all these microtransactions and cosmetic DLC. I am glad it's moved beyond paying to access content on the disc like earlier Xbox games, but I simply do not want to wind up paying $200 for a $50 game and it bothers me when people who do get more from the game than I do, even if it's cosmetic. It bothers me that there are people in WoW with items I can never have without paying more money. It doesn't even matter that the items don't do anything. They're saying that if I want to collect everything, I have to pay them more money. Period.

So with Starcraft 2, I'm left with the decision of either buying it and loving it because it's probably one of the best games made since the last one, but also directly paying for a company whose decisions are leading the industry in a direction I hate, or do I skip it and miss out on such a great game, but avoid paying that company?

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