Ok Reddit, you're in Wal Mart, what are three items you would buy that would give your cashier the most WTF thought ever.

SpaceAzn_Zen · 2012-05-25T16:41:15.680531+00:00

Once a friend of mine drunkenly agreed to shave his entire face and head, including his eyebrows. He then took a collection of pubic hairs donated by about 10 people who were present and glued them to where he was now missing hair. After, he bought a cucumber, a douche, and some condoms.

gmnitsua · 2012-05-24T23:57:44.831827+00:00

I immediately tried to click the X

yukizora · 1 day

One is for speed, one is for comfort.

piss_n_boots · 2 days

The derpy guy in the camo hat kinda ruins this for me :(

piss_n_boots · 2 days

I love the first one. I feel like you could easily make it into a sweater, perhaps with a very small giants logo at one of the corners...or an SF logo...somewhere... I don't know. But I like it.

pigguswiggus · 2 days

This is so... so..... HxC

pigguswiggus · 2 days

I thought this would be cool, but ended up being a bunch of people bragging about stuff they did. /r/howto seemed a little more interesting.

pigguswiggus · 2 days

From what I've seen, I love it.

zapyou42 · 2 days

First time streaming via your link. You are, indeed, a god amongst men.

malakistiri · 4 days

Precisely my thoughts. Needs some photoshop with a post apocalyptic back ground and maybe the little girl in a yellow jacket running.

RetortNation · 4 days

Fort Lewis, WA, green course, hole 2? Or does that hole have a twin...

i1800collect · 4 days

I wanted one as well...did a bit of searching:

Ebay

SF Bay Craigslist

Unfortunately, I had to work the full weekend, and am also looking for a fedora from yesterday's game. But right now they are going for $20-30 from what I've seen. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that someone will have an extra...

EDIT: 9/22 is Pablo Garden Gnome day. Request it off now :)

pigguswiggus · 4 days

I flagged it, just discovered cropping/deleting...kinda waiting to see if there's any feedback or any way to make it look like it should... This is the ride that I actually did, if that's any help. Thanks!

Lemonocalypse · 5 days

Had to work today. If there's anyone with an extra fedora from yesterday, or an extra gnome from today, I would be glad to take them off your hands.

phone_scissors_pen · 6 days

N. California coast here, a bit north of SF. I posted a couple pics a while back of Bodega Bay. Let me know

lskennedy · 7 days

...my one day off this week. Maybe I'll ride in just for funsies

UrinalCakes · 7 days

Some Iraqi soldiers used one that looked similar to the top one for mail delivery within their brigade (this was in 2010 mind you, side car and all). I tried and tried and tried to get them to sell it to me but they wouldn't let it go :(

ttruth1 · 8 days

Someone more responsible than I should take a screenshot every day. then .gif it out. And when it's done it would be much more exciting than construction in real time.

lordkovacs · 9 days

I like it. I feel like if they go to Moss (successfully, with touchdowns) early he will indeed be motivated, and perhaps even feared throughout the league. Last year when Ginn had those 2 returns against the Seahawks, teams noticed and respected him. If Moss can bring similar respect to the passing game.... Can the season start now please?

nubbled21 · 9 days

And then you'll waste countless hours trying to use the reddit search engine to find this post before just giving up and going to bed.

FTFY

radbrad7 · 9 days

Wow. I might actually have a reason to go to Texas now. This Alamo Drafthouse looks amazing.

pigguswiggus

TROPHY CASE

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