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Boy Meets World didn't have the best script writers by Its_about_timein funny

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't it be "why, the comma!"?

Experts say that sugar should be controlled like alcohol and tobacco to protect public health by Hrodrikin science

[–]phanboy 3 points4 points ago

And if there's something libertarians love, it's subsidies.

Skype chats between Megaupload employees were recorded with a governmental trojan. by 0_knowledgein technology

[–]phanboy 8 points9 points ago

Hopefully Clamav can still detect it.

Oh fuck you Target. by kbuisin gaming

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

"Team members." Heh. Whatever happened to being employees?

The /bin/true Command and Copyright by omg-a-bearin programming

[–]phanboy 11 points12 points ago

When I worked for an unnamed tech giant, a script enforced putting copyright notices in every file we checked in and updating the year.

I see your Norwegian church and raise you a Russian church built entirely without nails. by Proeliatain pics

[–]phanboy 6 points7 points ago

Only if they're Catholic is that a concern.

So true by passionatelycuriousin funny

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to assume Baron von Tito was too busy being successful to show up.

Paper we found at a garage sale...for 50 cents! by kiwi131in pics

[–]phanboy 3 points4 points ago

I just realized that only white, male Americans have walked on the moon.

Paper we found at a garage sale...for 50 cents! by kiwi131in pics

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

I wonder where you could get one of the plates used to print the story. That's probably worth something.

Paper we found at a garage sale...for 50 cents! by kiwi131in pics

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

They might have written up a story, but I doubt they ever printed anything.

I remember using to wonder this as a kid myself by HagueHarryin WTF

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

Your brothers sound awesome.

It's pennies! by drunkbirthin pics

[–]phanboy 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure the penises to pennies ratio on the internet is at least 1000 to 1.

I see what you did there... by stucknmovein WTF

[–]phanboy 13 points14 points ago

The real wtf is that blacks are only 12.6% of the US population, but show up disproportionally more in marketing, educational, and HR material.

A little off-topic, but Cory Doctorow's Little Brother is a great free novel on the importance of Meshnet by arienh4in darknetplan

[–]phanboy 3 points4 points ago

I think I'm sexually connected to Cory Doctorow. Not sure about his little brother.

Why is it unconstitutional for U.S. politicians to be drug tested, but not unconstitutional for U.S. citizens to be drug tested? by HighSorcererin politics

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

That's a very valid reason, but you also don't want alcoholics, and that's harder to test for.

Gastly already knows 4 moves by Actualllyin gaming

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

I always hated not knowing which move to forget.

"The top 30 companies in America paid more in lobbying than they did in taxes." -Elizabeth Warren on the Daily Show 1/25/12 by shaneofflinein politics

[–]phanboy 1 point2 points ago* 

There's a better ROI on lobbying than taxes. It's that simple.

Julian Assange to host own TV show by redditronein worldnews

[–]phanboy 4 points5 points ago

Please let the title be "Sex by Surprise."

Why my girlfriend can't study at home. by facemouthappin pics

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the poster is a girl.

Can't believe it's been four years by Rowsdower_Rowsdowerin pics

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget Limbaugh!

Can't believe it's been four years by Rowsdower_Rowsdowerin pics

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

I know a guy who's seemingly not depressed who takes it before flying. So yes, anti-anxiety.

Can't believe it's been four years by Rowsdower_Rowsdowerin pics

[–]phanboy -2 points-1 points ago

I'm considering giving some to my cat for car rides. The internet tells ms 0.25 is a typical dose for a cat if you want to almost sedate them.

Cambridge team uses solar cells in OLED screen to power smartphones, they never need to be manually charged by rawbamaticin science

[–]phanboy 0 points1 point ago

Or those of use who leave our phones in our pockets.

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