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TROPHY CASE

LOOKING TO GET SOME TECH INFO CORRECT FOR SCREENPLAY by zax64in hacking

[–]pbjtime00 3 points4 points ago

does he have a super incredible memory? IPs change from time to time. Not super often but if it's more than a year ago he's probably got a new IP. Or if he was in another location. Maybe he could do something like "that seems familiar.... could it have been? checks mail headers of an email sent from that person - a match!"

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

Louis: Can I suggest to you that to alleviate any further feeling of social discomfort at the idea of declining a photograph, you have business cards made up which explain precisely that and at the end of an interaction with a person with whom you've declined to be photographed, you simply hand it to them and walk away. They'll read it later, and will understand then that you meant no disrespect or harm, and will also understand the same is true of other celebrities.

Yay, social education! :-D

Years ago I watched a Simpsons episode where a character said that 'Paradigm' and 'Proactive' are just buzz words that dumb people use to sound smart. Now every time I hear anyone using them I get annoyed. What words or phrases piss you off and why? by Rosewater_Foundationin AskReddit

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

People that say "ping me" instead of "message me". PING is a specific ICMP echo request, AND NOT A SKYPE MESSAGE!! Not as snotty as other words, but irritating all the same.

Side-note: I work at a technology company. They should know this shit.

Years ago I watched a Simpsons episode where a character said that 'Paradigm' and 'Proactive' are just buzz words that dumb people use to sound smart. Now every time I hear anyone using them I get annoyed. What words or phrases piss you off and why? by Rosewater_Foundationin AskReddit

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

I use the word paradigm sparingly, but only when it is appropriate and I can't think of another word.

I know it sounds snotty, but sometimes I can't think of a better way to express my intentions. Can anyone tell me a better less snotty word to use in its place?

What is going on here? by Djsoundwavein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]pbjtime00 2 points3 points ago

First Step Out of Bed This Morning by LiamHallin gifs

[–]pbjtime00 1 point2 points ago

ic wut u did ther odo

After telling my best friend that I was an atheist, this is what I found in my mailbox in the morning. by [deleted]in atheism

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

not a death threat, but certainly a threat.

threat as in "a threat to my safety" not threat as in "did you just threaten me!?"

Does this resonate at all with you? Its an epic monologue that I just created that gives me chills ... by [deleted]in RedditForGrownups

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

you know absolutely nothing about me other than that I'm not willing to argue with you and that I think you're insane, which you actually are. I have an excellent life, and I'm extremely happy as a person. I'm definitely not killing myself any time soon. The fact that you think I'll kill myself simply because I thin your video is stupid speaks to how insane you really are. ಠ_ಠ

I give up. The Christians win. You can't fight someone that admits we have proof but still won't budge. by shit_reddit_saysin atheism

[–]pbjtime00 17 points18 points ago

when I was a christian I used to proudly refer to myself as a jesus freak. just so you know, we really were that crazy. taking pride in our differenceness, while being in the majority.

One of these just flew into my room... by AssumingRainin WTF

[–]pbjtime00 38 points39 points ago

Best quote and context ever.

Does this resonate at all with you? Its an epic monologue that I just created that gives me chills ... by [deleted]in RedditForGrownups

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

When I die, I won't give a shit. I'll be dead.

I also won't remember anything. You know; cause I'll be dead.

Also, you make no sense. "even you won't know what it means to know..." WHAT?

Just shut it, dipstick. I'm not interested in your fuckwitted ramblings.

Does this resonate at all with you? Its an epic monologue that I just created that gives me chills ... by [deleted]in RedditForGrownups

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

tldr. why do you think anyone cares about your life story? I'm sorry you're bipolar but maybe you can do us all a favor and keep your private shit to yourself.

Does this resonate at all with you? Its an epic monologue that I just created that gives me chills ... by [deleted]in RedditForGrownups

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

I think I made my opinion pretty clear. And don't pretend you're being ironic or facetious. That's like someone making a retarded mistake, then claiming to be trolling. Everyone sees through it. It's best just to own up to how insane you are.

Does this resonate at all with you? Its an epic monologue that I just created that gives me chills ... by [deleted]in RedditForGrownups

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

I haven't got a problem with anything, I just have the opinion that you've got an overt inflated ego and are generally Fucking crazy and a little retarded. So what's Wong with that?

Does this resonate at all with you? Its an epic monologue that I just created that gives me chills ... by [deleted]in RedditForGrownups

[–]pbjtime00 1 point2 points ago*

no, this is stupid. and it's an advertisement for an incredibly retarded website. which is spam. so, yeah. report.

EDIT: My god, it gets more and more retarded the more of it I watch... This dude has his head up his ass and is convinced they're the coolest person on the planet.

The Game The Socks Play... by someidiot1998in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

I assume most things white and sticky become yellow when crusty.

also, white wouldn't have shown up on the white background of the sock so it could have been an artistic decision.

The Game The Socks Play... by someidiot1998in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

I thought the little yellow bit on the bottom was jizz.

...And it's still going by legendairycockamousein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]pbjtime00 0 points1 point ago

Protip: in command prompt, enter "net stop wuauserv" to kill those forever. it doesn't interrupt the update on next reboot cycle, it just stops it from bothering you.

Hey Eugene, I heard one of the new barcades is opening tomorrow. Anyone know which one it is/where it is? by inkabinkin Eugene

[–]pbjtime00 2 points3 points ago

responding so i don't forget this info, and also to thank you for sharing it. :)

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