List of frequently requested girls [pic][nsfw]

pastanoose

I mean, one second you are fucking her, and the next your dick is in the middle of alpha centauri!

pastanoose

Shouldn't we then attack the solarians for providing these materials to the lunites?

pastanoose

Gays found the poophole.

ftfy

pastanoose

give it a year or two.

pastanoose

thats racist

pastanoose

Are you now, or have you ever been a communist?

pastanoose

truth in advertising

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purchase insurance or be fined. That sounds pretty goddamn mandatory to me.

pastanoose

Most people understand it is redistributional. Most people only have a problem with the mandatory part.

pastanoose

math is hard.

pastanoose

Consider my shit rocked.

pastanoose

Don't drink the milk!

pastanoose

The Citadel of Hypnotoad

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pastanoose

Someone should have taken the opportunity to ask how to triforce. I wonder what the reaction would have been?

pastanoose

I have a better idea: chocolaty chips!

pastanoose

I know, right? Once they force every american to become their customer, that'll learn em'.

pastanoose

It is a triangular sail attache to the bow of a sailing vessel.

pastanoose

High in iron!

pastanoose

Oh, please, please, please with sugar and whipped cream on top can I be in the betateam ;)

pastanoose

I knitted a laptop once, but the refresh rate on the monitor was terrible.

pastanoose

Is knitting with a laptop difficult?

pastanoose

All these years I have been doing it so wrong.

pastanoose

PRN = per requested need.

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Asstitutes.

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