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Sociology by Disagreedin funny

[–]outmynose 105 points106 points ago

I think it was the talking with their mouths full that was the real turn off. Table manners, boys. Table manners.

White people? by newbie81093in funny

[–]outmynose 0 points1 point ago

Relevant I was a little more than disappointed when purple drank and chicken didn't make their list.... I maybe started shouting at the TV.

Forever alone by skippyjasonin AdviceAnimals

[–]outmynose -1 points0 points ago

Wait, really? This was the first time I've heard the joke....

While at a long day of work she knocked my laundry basket over just to smell me. by RSkickingin aww

[–]outmynose 9 points10 points ago

Here you go. The TL;DR version:

Took family dog to a friend's house. Dog didn't know how to ask to go outside. Dog pooped on brother's vest because it smelled of home.

What I stumbled into this morning while getting coffee by nJoyyin gaming

[–]outmynose 6 points7 points ago

10 years later, their location in Urbana is still remembered as my favorite place to read a book. (Dear lord I'm getting old...) Enjoy it while it lasts.

Just another day on 4chan by iamfrompraguein WTF

[–]outmynose 0 points1 point ago

That thread is 2 years old! You remembered and found a Reddit link from 2 years ago. Not sure if I should be impressed? (b/c I kind of am.)

If you don't know, check out the link in the comments. by itsHIMMin funny

[–]outmynose 48 points49 points ago

That is exactly what I said after looking at that.

Whats the most embarrassing thing thats happened to you in high school or college? by NomNom762in AskReddit

[–]outmynose 6 points7 points ago

My 13-yo heart wishes that were true. He looked at me with a blank stare and I quickly walked away.

Whats the most embarrassing thing thats happened to you in high school or college? by NomNom762in AskReddit

[–]outmynose 40 points41 points ago*

In the 90s we had to take computer classes and needed to bring a floppy disc with us to every class or we'd be docked a few points. One day I forgot mine and decided to ask this really cute boy if I could borrow one of his. So, I walked up to him and asked "Brian, do you have an extra dick I can borrow?"

Edit: Grammar

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 5 points6 points ago

I try to respond to all messages (even if they're creepy). I'd be happy to critique your profile...

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 2 points3 points ago

True! I also wonder how many redditors are going to sign on and give this a try... you know, for science!

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 10 points11 points ago

I'm sure you're right in some instances, but I think it mostly has to do with the person sending the message than the person on the receiving end.

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 1 point2 points ago

Intrigued? no. Shocked? yes.

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 2 points3 points ago

Ah yes, the Australian accent... mmmmmmm.... Have any brothers ;)

In other news, good point.

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 2 points3 points ago

upvote for you! I meant that the emoticon would have been a deal-breaker with or without the proposition.

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 43 points44 points ago

Got it. and yeah. just needed to take a jab at your username (cute, btw.)

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 10 points11 points ago

Ha. True. But that over-extended emoticon (used not once, but twice) was an instant deal-breaker.

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 28 points29 points ago

oomph. it was a joke. didn't realize people would be so catty... and yes. even pretty girls can be socially awkward :)

I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF

[–]outmynose[S] 123 points124 points ago

Not sure if I should be offended by this comment or if you're just being grumpy...

couldn't find any candles on my first hanukkah away from home...fuck it. by daisyktain funny

[–]outmynose 1 point2 points ago

The star is behind the candles... making that the back of the menorah... i'm a little confused by your logic.

Most unappealing plate of food, ever. by Aequoreain WTF

[–]outmynose 7 points8 points ago

That looks like my mom's cooking (Persian food) and if it tastes anything like her's, I promise it's delicious!

Lets help each other find the perfect gift! by 5daysin secretsanta

[–]outmynose 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But that just makes it so much more fun when it's rediscovered.

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