Sociology by Disagreedin funny
[–]outmynose 105 points106 points107 points 24 days ago
I think it was the talking with their mouths full that was the real turn off. Table manners, boys. Table manners.
White people? by newbie81093in funny
[–]outmynose 0 points1 point2 points 25 days ago
Relevant I was a little more than disappointed when purple drank and chicken didn't make their list.... I maybe started shouting at the TV.
Forever alone by skippyjasonin AdviceAnimals
[–]outmynose -1 points0 points1 point 28 days ago
Wait, really? This was the first time I've heard the joke....
While at a long day of work she knocked my laundry basket over just to smell me. by RSkickingin aww
[–]outmynose 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
Here you go. The TL;DR version:
Took family dog to a friend's house. Dog didn't know how to ask to go outside. Dog pooped on brother's vest because it smelled of home.
What I stumbled into this morning while getting coffee by nJoyyin gaming
[–]outmynose 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
10 years later, their location in Urbana is still remembered as my favorite place to read a book. (Dear lord I'm getting old...) Enjoy it while it lasts.
Just another day on 4chan by iamfrompraguein WTF
[–]outmynose 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
That thread is 2 years old! You remembered and found a Reddit link from 2 years ago. Not sure if I should be impressed? (b/c I kind of am.)
Anyone else ever get this message? (imgur.com)
submitted 2 months ago by outmynose to screenshots
If you don't know, check out the link in the comments. by itsHIMMin funny
[–]outmynose 48 points49 points50 points 3 months ago
That is exactly what I said after looking at that.
Whats the most embarrassing thing thats happened to you in high school or college? by NomNom762in AskReddit
[–]outmynose 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
My 13-yo heart wishes that were true. He looked at me with a blank stare and I quickly walked away.
[–]outmynose 40 points41 points42 points 4 months ago*
In the 90s we had to take computer classes and needed to bring a floppy disc with us to every class or we'd be docked a few points. One day I forgot mine and decided to ask this really cute boy if I could borrow one of his. So, I walked up to him and asked "Brian, do you have an extra dick I can borrow?"
Edit: Grammar
I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? by outmynosein WTF
[–]outmynose[S] 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Right!?
[–]outmynose[S] 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I try to respond to all messages (even if they're creepy). I'd be happy to critique your profile...
True! I also wonder how many redditors are going to sign on and give this a try... you know, for science!
[–]outmynose[S] 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
I'm sure you're right in some instances, but I think it mostly has to do with the person sending the message than the person on the receiving end.
[–]outmynose[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Intrigued? no. Shocked? yes.
Ah yes, the Australian accent... mmmmmmm.... Have any brothers ;)
In other news, good point.
upvote for you! I meant that the emoticon would have been a deal-breaker with or without the proposition.
[–]outmynose[S] 43 points44 points45 points 4 months ago
Got it. and yeah. just needed to take a jab at your username (cute, btw.)
Ha. True. But that over-extended emoticon (used not once, but twice) was an instant deal-breaker.
[–]outmynose[S] 28 points29 points30 points 4 months ago
oomph. it was a joke. didn't realize people would be so catty... and yes. even pretty girls can be socially awkward :)
[–]outmynose[S] 123 points124 points125 points 4 months ago
Not sure if I should be offended by this comment or if you're just being grumpy...
I mean, props to him. But 3 girls said yes? THREE? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by outmynose to WTF
couldn't find any candles on my first hanukkah away from home...fuck it. by daisyktain funny
[–]outmynose 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
The star is behind the candles... making that the back of the menorah... i'm a little confused by your logic.
Most unappealing plate of food, ever. by Aequoreain WTF
[–]outmynose 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
That looks like my mom's cooking (Persian food) and if it tastes anything like her's, I promise it's delicious!
Lets help each other find the perfect gift! by 5daysin secretsanta
[–]outmynose 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
But that just makes it so much more fun when it's rediscovered.
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Sociology by Disagreedin funny
[–]outmynose 105 points106 points107 points ago