Saw these guys at the beach today

nburgart · 2 days

100 channels and nothing but catamarans.

nburgart · 2 days

Now I want to find a nice glue that mixes well with beach sand and go sculpt a permanent sea couch.

adanvdo · 2 days

Someone learned some new profanity last night.

Ishouldnt_be_on_here · 2 days

Ants are awesome because the marker scents they use are often identifiable by humans. A good 'Antomologist' can identify ants by crushing them.

justicefart · 3 days

Naw, you have to breathe asbestos to get cancer. So unless you are trying to tunnel out of McCarty you should be fine.

phoenix13rising · 3 days

I know! I'm glad I stayed up wait to watch.

gr33nturt1e · 3 days

WTF. This American Life. Mike and Tom eat snacks. You Make it Weird. Planet Money. Comedy Bang Bang. The Moth.
Check out the AV club's Pod Mass for reviews.

Also check out /r/podcasts

NeonCookiez · 3 days

I have met several people who are afraid of dumping their trays at fast food places. I guess not everyone is a Tom Hanks fan.

jNaNa420 · 6 days

I found this relevant video while i was going thorough my youtube uploads. I have no idea why i made it

geebs61 · 6 days

http://www.reddit.com/r/community/comments/tu8kh/dan_harmon_out_as_showrunner_of_community/

dombili · 6 days

Was he caught doing coke on the fox lot?

Slaughterbach · 13 days

It feels more like the first step in a killing spree....

bootsmegamix · 13 days

I would show up at the reception with a nice lobster, a 16 oz steak, and 40$ in ones as a garnish. It would be cheaper that the 80-100$ meal and probably much better!

Mstrwiggles7 · 13 days

Back when it was a big deal to have computers in regular classrooms, my freshman chem class got a Bill Gates grant for 7 nice towers, a laptop, and a nice color projector. Naturally, the first thing I did was install a hacked version of counter-strike on each one. For two weeks my friends and I would hang out after class and have a mini lan-party, until it hit us that shooting each other in the head on school property might get us in trouble.

Flash forward a month, the bell rings and head out the door to find a line of teachers and administrators waiting to get into the class. Turns out they found the games and started playing. I confided in the principle that I put the games on there and he thanked me and told me they actually rescheduled their meetings so they could get to the chem room when the bell rang!

Zombree18 · 14 days

I was talking to someone who had a felony on their record because they moved a mini one block down. They were tickled pink at the idea of people coming back, freaking out, finding their car down the street, and convincing themselves that they actually parked there. Turns out that in that state, moving a car over 100 ft counts as theft.

troll_69 · 18 days

The floor is lava! That's the lava game, when you pretend that the floor is lava and you climb up on all the furniture. I see some of you don't get that. I don't care, that's okay. You might have called it something else, but it meant the same thing; you were poor. I'd tell my mom, "I want a Nintendo." and she'd reply "The floor is lava!" "What's wrong with our house? Why can't we afford better carpeting? It's called two jobs, bitch!" That's how I used to talk. I was very street.

orsr · 19 days

Lol. In my head I just see a weather man doing the forecast: "And later on this evening expect scattered instances of purgatory."

vlodia · 20 days

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/124/1/c/karliah_nightingale_armor___skyrim_wip_by_aicosu-d4yihws.jpg

21q22 · 21 days

What worked for me: Just keep track of what you eat at first. Don't try and change it. If you were to take your finances to a specialist, they will first want to know where you are at before they help you save money. You have to be honest about it too. Use a smartphone with something like the 'calorie counter' app and use the barcode scanner. Once you see what you have been eating, red flags become obvious. If I played poker with friends, it was normal to have 3 slices of pizza , 40oz of coke, and 4 pabst. At 10 o-clock at night. After i've had my 3 square meals. That's 2500 extra calories. That is almost the equivalent of eating one lb. of fat.

21q22 · 21 days

Ive listened to about 90% of this american life, wtf, planet money, make it weird, comedy bang bang, and mike and tom eat snacks.

21q22 · 21 days

It sucks, but dieting is like balancing a checkbook. If your body needs 3k calories to maintain your weight with minimal exercise, then 2k a day will mean you are running a 7k calorie deficit a week, which is 2lbs. And that is with no exercise. I use a calorie counting app and website to establish good habits. Here is what a few weeks looks like. Everyone has to find what works for them, and it is always random stuff. I got addicted to podcasts, so I can bike for 3 hours and exercise my brain at the same time.

eazy_ · 21 days

Was that picture of the couple torn and put back together?

no_frill · 21 days

Here, or maybe here.

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