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Sepp Blatter wants penalty alternative. by bigmanlythreesomein soccer

[–]onefingerattack 34 points35 points ago

And remember when Real Madrid were trying to entice Ronaldo to Spain? Offering huge sums of money that had been unheard of? Sepp didn't say anything about money then. Instead, he complained about United's refusal to sell, calling it "slavery".

Sepp Blatter wants penalty alternative. by bigmanlythreesomein soccer

[–]onefingerattack 64 points65 points ago

2008

3 English teams fill up the Champions League semi-finals. Man Utd, Chelsea and Liverpool. Suddenly, Blatter starts to complain about the number of foreign players on teams (specifically, the teams in the semi final). Claims that the dominance of English clubs in the Champions League shows the need for quotas to limit the number of foreign players. Thankfully, the EU made it clear that such quotas would be illegal.

2012

English team beat German team on penalties in the UCL final. Sepp begins to ponder alternatives to penalty shoot-outs.

Also can't help but think that he had England in mind when they began to write up those Financial Fair Play regulations, which would see the old guard continue on their financial dominance with their gigantic 80000-seater stadiums. That way, they'd never have to endure the shock of seeing a previously-unsuccessful team from England challenge the established footballing giants on the continent.

The 20-year Premier League table by gorillathunderin soccer

[–]onefingerattack 10 points11 points ago

Still hate Chelsea, though ;)

Good. Get used to it.

My boyfriend is usually really mild-mannered, but when he plays MW3, this happens (I'm writing these as I sit next to him playing). by 3Dputtyin mw3

[–]onefingerattack 34 points35 points ago

cockbag from fucktown

This is definitely a new one for me.

everytime i play kill confirmed by dotsandloops1929in mw3

[–]onefingerattack 2 points3 points ago

The post in question is an advice animal (even though it's not an animal per se).

Official: Drogba is definitely leaving Chelsea this summer. by Petrified_Wafflein soccer

[–]onefingerattack 10 points11 points ago

His contract ends in June and he has been with us for the past 8 years. He's won every trophy he could with us. He's 34 years of age, which means that he probably won't be able to play day-in and day-out (we had to rest him a lot this season and spare him for our big games). At the start of the season, he said that his head and heart is in it, but that his legs don't carry him as much as they used to. His last kick for the club won us the most coveted award in club football, so now, I'm guessing that he wants to bow out on a high note and find a club where he can play in every game.

Official: Drogba is definitely leaving Chelsea this summer. by Petrified_Wafflein soccer

[–]onefingerattack 113 points114 points ago

Carragher recently talked about that goal in an interview. He said that you can usually look back on footage of a goal and figure out what you did wrong (as a defender). In this case, he said that there was nothing he could have done about it. He also went on to say that he's only played against two strikers that can still hurt you, even if you make all of the right decisions. Henry and Drogba.

Official: Drogba is definitely leaving Chelsea this summer. by Petrified_Wafflein soccer

[–]onefingerattack 32 points33 points ago

I reckon so. I love Zola, but Drogba brought the club to new heights. There were so many clutch moments from him throughout the years. We wouldn't even be celebrating the Champions League right now had he not powered that header into the back of the net with only 3 minutes to go. His last kick for the club won us our first Champions League title.

Official: Drogba is definitely leaving Chelsea this summer. by Petrified_Wafflein soccer

[–]onefingerattack 6 points7 points ago

It's hard to see him leaving, even though it was expected. He's been a great player for us over the past 8 years, both on and off the pitch. Not only was he a clutch player for big games, he was also a team leader and a large character in the locker room. I can't even count how many times he stepped up to the plate and made a difference whenever we needed it the most. The fact that his last kick for Chelsea secured us our first ever Champions League title says a lot. The guy will always be remembered as a legend at Stamford Bridge.

Drogba to leave Chelsea | Sky Sports by EnglishMDin soccer

[–]onefingerattack 31 points32 points ago

He's been a terrific servant to us and I can't fault him for his decision to go. The man will always be considered a legend at our club.

Sign up for a special redditgifts for the troops and send a care package to a redditor in the Armed Forces by kickme444in blog

[–]onefingerattack 0 points1 point ago

Basically, the satire went over your head, and instead of just admitting it and moving on, you've chosen to stubbornly repeat yourself. The fact that I used the word "brave" should have made it as clear as day. Obviously, you're not a sharp guy, and you know what? That's OK. We weren't all born with the same utensils. Just try and not make a nuisance of yourself and you'll find that most people will put up with you.

Sign up for a special redditgifts for the troops and send a care package to a redditor in the Armed Forces by kickme444in blog

[–]onefingerattack 3 points4 points ago

Actually, if you post one of those pictures, you'll get comments like:

  • I support the troops, but not the war.
  • WHY ARE WE EVEN OUT THERE?

and other comments that express joy at the fact that a soldier is home from a war and gets to reunite with his/her family.

Sign up for a special redditgifts for the troops and send a care package to a redditor in the Armed Forces by kickme444in blog

[–]onefingerattack 0 points1 point ago

So basically, you don't actually know the definition of satire.

Sign up for a special redditgifts for the troops and send a care package to a redditor in the Armed Forces by kickme444in blog

[–]onefingerattack 0 points1 point ago

You should probably look up the definition of satire.

My comment:

Look. I know that my opinion might be highly controversial, but sometimes, you just have to be brave and speak your mind: Personally, I am against the war in Afghanistan.

How was it not obvious?

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[–]onefingerattack 6 points7 points ago

Just to clarify: Are you calling my comment "an ignorant american response"? Because I'm not even American.

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[–]onefingerattack 42 points43 points ago

You've been on Reddit for 1 year, 8 months and 20 days and you didn't realize that Reddit would even halfway agree with you? Come on now dude. Let's be serious here.

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[–]onefingerattack 101 points102 points ago

Thank you. I do try. Would you also like to see my opinion in the form of a 12-panel rage comic?

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[–]onefingerattack 70 points71 points ago

I'm probably going to void all of my karma

I love when people say things like that, just before they post an opinion that they know most people on Reddit will agree with.

Sign up for a special redditgifts for the troops and send a care package to a redditor in the Armed Forces by kickme444in blog

[–]onefingerattack 331 points332 points ago

Look. I know that my opinion might be highly controversial, but sometimes, you just have to be brave and speak your mind:

Personally, I am against the war in Afghanistan.

Choosing the Reddit World 11 of 2012 by Rider_0n_The_Stormin soccer

[–]onefingerattack 9 points10 points ago

implying that Cech had only one amazing game this season.

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