Rachael Maddow and the radiation billionaire who has spent more on this election than any other contributor, so he will be allowed to poison the Ogallala Aquifer which provides about 30% of the nation's ground water used for irrigation.

alllie · 1 month

Maybe I am a terrible person, but I almost hope there is some sort of horrible radiation leakage into that aquifer. Then maybe all those reactionary Midwestern conservatives will stop complaining about "Barack 'HUSSEIN' Obama" and focus their energy on people who are actively fucking them over on a daily basis.

PaulaDeenMadeMeFat · 3 months

If this guy was white he would have walked. Guaranteed.

Edit: Or rich.

subvertc · 3 months

Guys who shoot people to make money, so you mean the NYPD?

orangefarm · 3 months

How is this not on the front page?

theperfectnumber · 4 months

Strippers and blow, the true measure of success in the business world

ISeeStrangeThings · 4 months

What I want to know is, how did someone so obviously insane manage to have four different girlfriends in high school?

superunhappyfuntime · 4 months

Last week at work I was going to lunch, so I take one of the four elevators in my building to the ground floor. I step out, and the door to the elevator across from me is open, except where there should be an empty elevator car, I see a hallway.

The hallway had a glass door at the end, with sunlight streaming through, and a woman was walking through the doorway, heading outside. The elevator doors were in the process of closing as I stepped out, so I only caught a glimpse of her, but it was one of the strangest things I've ever seen in my life.

I'm pretty sure it was some sort of optical illusion, considering there is a hallway perpendicular to the elevator car that looked similar to the one I saw, but I don't really know how it could have happened. I've never seen that phenomenon before, or seen it again since, and I've ridden those elevators literally thousands of times.

Professor_Z · 4 months

I read this in the original SomethingAwful thread with Frodo and Sam driving to Mordor in their sweet ride

reddit · 4 months

I really hope Ken Jennings gets beaten by Dog

oiez · 5 months

I am the 1% of reddit

DaBake · 5 months

Muahahaha! I made them both!

oiez · 5 months

I had to be fair after making the College Republican

oiez · 5 months

My original idea was Scumbag Libertarian with a picture of Ron Paul & similar text, but I feared the downvotes so I changed it to a more amusing subject: the clueless/hypocritical College Republican

oiez

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