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Wanting to get into Computer Forensics. by broimjoein computerforensics

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

To get your feet wet:

http://computer-forensics.sans.org/community/downloads

Their open source toolkit is called SIFT. it will give you a good idea of the nature of the work. You don't need to know what's happening at the hex level to use the tools for gainful employment in the US, and that's more true of the commercial tools -- however it can only help you to know what the code does, particularly depending on the sub area of the field you go into (e.g., malware analysis would be worthless without some understanding of how code works); whereas doing forensic work for an HR area of a company -- you can do it in your sleep, and make HR / managers responsible for looking at crap you shouldn't be looking at either.

That's my nickel's worth. Good luck!

Thinking about buying a 1981 VW diesel wagon for a daily driver. It has 130k miles and no rust. Am I an idiot? by HRPufnstufin Autos

[–]officeroffkilter 8 points9 points ago

Let's see ... near stream of conscious thoughts about this:

if you plan on doing near zero work, get / do a compression check first, check the oil for metal debris / regular oil changes, and check that it has good oil pressure. Also checking the gap on cam lobes -- those metal disks for the non-hydraulic lifters are getting a little more pricey to have, and too tight will burn valves, too loose will leave even less horsies to go up hill with.

Some things will need to be done (unless this has been a well-maintained daily driver) -- e.g., injector return lines, fuel lines, wiring harness ends (unless you are really lucky), etc. Not expensive nor difficult, but will likely be needed. Also check resistance on each glow plug separately from the copper bar that joins them, if that and the relay are working, then you shouldn't have electrical problems with starting the car when it's cold. If you do, pop test the injectors. They are also not pricey, and can be rebuilt. German Bosch nozzles if you can get them. Oh, and door handles. You can adapt the later style -- highly recommended, since you're be replacing them a bit if you don't. They were one of the quickest wearing parts.

Probably that's the dasher, which I think is a little on the fugly side; but, please keep in mind, I am a big giant hater.

If you are planning on doing some work, here's some things to think about:

Get a turbo? Yes, especially if you live at any elevation. More power, better economy, less smoke.

The bad news is, you can't just add a different intake, turbo, and exhaust, etc. The block and pistons, etc., are different (the pistons have cutouts in the skirts to make room for the oil cooling jets that are in the turbo blocks). A stock block can be modded to do this, if you replace the pistons with turbos, but the head will be totally different (later style heads are made of a more durable alloy, and some are interchangeable -- ymmv).

The quantum motors came as turbos, a very few of the early jettas came w turbos. You can also pretty easily adapt a slightly later model motor in, and rid yourself of pain that includes shimming the lifters ... the later models are hydraulic. Also, keep an eye out for a 5 speed, it makes the driving experience much nicer if you have much in the way of hills.

Point taken for the person who mentioned getting good at timing injection pumps (a few tools, not pricey, and worth having around -- dial gage, extension, cam lock, inj pump gear lock).

Even if you rebuilt the entire thing, you wouldn't be into it for much, if you shop around for parts on good german (mahle) pistons. Otoh, if you pay someone, you will be looking at a lot of sunk cost -- though it may be a perfectly reasonable investment at an ave of 40 mpg why, 35 city -- with hard driving and hills at elevation. closer to sea level the better performance and so forth.

The suspension system is not super expensive if someone hasn't screwed it up, and I think all of the soft parts are available still (german). Brakes are easy, and tires are not much money, though that size is probably not so common any more.

Alright, that's enough proselytizing for me tonight on the beauties of black sabbath and early VW diesel engines. I've driven quite a few of them, rebuilt or helped rebuild a few as well. Mid-80s volvos came with a rare 6 cal td motor, which was made by VW, and which had some issues, but could be made to be reliable.

Alright. Good luck H.R.

This machine has kept me alive for over six years by Zalvalain Cyberpunk

[–]officeroffkilter 1 point2 points ago

Type I geeks of the world, unite and take over! Seriously though, this is the first time I've spoken with anyone about most of this either (a few friends have seen my famous doorknob trick, but outside of that, these are experiences that most people don't have, and so they don't think about). Good luck, amigo! I'll let you know how the minimed hacks go :D

This machine has kept me alive for over six years by Zalvalain Cyberpunk

[–]officeroffkilter 1 point2 points ago

Thanks man -- there is certainly a great deal of hope. I had issues with needles from early childhood crap so it was really hard for me to suddenly have to give myself shots several times a day (though I perversely enjoyed doing it in front of people once I got comfortable with it).

I agree with you though a bout the pump -- I didn't want to get on it even when I had insurance that would let me do it, since I was afraid it would regiment my life in a way I couldn't tolerate (I work long hours, and few hours of sleep, often, and even today, though less so). I was also surprised by the ease of integrating it into my life and making it a whole lot better than it was.

Actually, if they could figure a way to keep the cable from catching on door knobs ... wow. I don't know if there is a sensation that compares to the one you get when your insides are being tugged at, suddenly, from the outside. Anyway.

Thanks again man. I hope you are in one piece to see the end of this disease, and I hope it happens sooner, rather than later.

This machine has kept me alive for over six years by Zalvalain Cyberpunk

[–]officeroffkilter 1 point2 points ago

Alas, negative. Many Type two diabetics have a lot of options, but Type one diabetics produce no insulin, and that leads to death in a few days. A really nauseating, unpleasant chemical balance.

Caveat, the definitions of Type I and Type II have changed a lot over the years (previously called juvenile and adult onset, regardless of insulin production). At any rate, insulin does, as far as I understand, have some bearing on efficacy of nootropics, but there is not yet a replacement value.

From a system view, beta cells in the pancreas (to simplify) detect blood sugar levels and produce corresponding quantities of insulin (along with another hormone sequence in the liver that deal somewhat with stored sugars and with another insulin-like hormone that is liver controlled).

This machine has kept me alive for over six years by Zalvalain Cyberpunk

[–]officeroffkilter 1 point2 points ago

You're welcome on the link. I fucking cried when I read it. I became type 1 in my early twenties, so I recognize that it was a boon, not having to be a teenager with all the hormonal and other changes going on -- on top of that. Yet there is not really anything in my life that this disease doesn't touch. I'm in touch with both the imminent mortality potential of it, as well as the long term quality of life issues, should I not be, how shall I say, an A+ student about it. I'm probably more of a B+, honestly, but I'm recovering from a really awful upbringing where self-care is not part of the skills I picked up, nor a probable outcome of the value system I was working with. Anyway. Good news is good news. And even if we are 10 years behind gene therapy because of the religious cooks that were the shrub administration, I'm looking forward to a mid-life / old age that has way less compilations, if that's at all possible.

As for the pump and the makers, it's still on my living room table waiting for me to get it to Adric, who is a really smart dude in their group. Could be as simple as devising protection against attack wireless delivery / management, and could be simply doing something cool to reuse that fine motor of the pump technology.

I'll keep you posted if something astronomically cool should come of it.

edit for a little formatting, a grammar, and a thought completion.

This machine has kept me alive for over six years by Zalvalain Cyberpunk

[–]officeroffkilter 6 points7 points ago

I've been considering donating my old one to one of the maker labs around here -- for science! There was some cool gene therapy limited clinical trial early this spring, which seemed successful at rebooting the human system with the right (non-destructive / auto-immune code). No word yet on FDA approving the next larger trial, but I'm looking forward to not rotating sites for another decade. or three. Good luck!

edit -- here's link to article on type 1 gene therapy - I'm sure there's a better clinical write-up.

http://www.doctortipster.com/7239-type-1-diabetes-can-be-reversed-using-stem-cell-educator-therapy-according-to-new-study.html

This machine has kept me alive for over six years by Zalvalain Cyberpunk

[–]officeroffkilter 3 points4 points ago

I hated the CGM and stopped using it. Let me know if it works for other half. Maybe it's made progress in the last couple years?

A kid at my school was getting picked on for being a "faggot", so this guy gets up and grabs the bully by the throat and says this by larkablein AdviceAnimals

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

I heard some of them tried to leave but they couldn't -- they were hooked on Phonics.

Rapeman - "Trouser Minnow" - YouTube by Dirty_Durkinin experimentalmusic

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

"I might not look much now, but just wait 'til I start Nautilus."

Moving to ABQ for three years; what food should I be sure to enjoy? by ktthemightyin Albuquerque

[–]officeroffkilter 2 points3 points ago

FWIW there are cool people in ER Pharmacy.

I would put Sadies and El Patio on that list. El Patio is by UNM (I think off harvard) and Sadies is off 4th st past montano.

Welcome to Abq.

What are you paranoid about? I cover the built in cam on my laptop with tape because i think someone will hack it and spy on me. by crash-from-spacein AskReddit

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

I hack your microphone and speaker to use sound waves to produce images of you and auction them.

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DAE like the smell of gasoline? by ButICantReadin DAE

[–]officeroffkilter 1 point2 points ago

Huffers?

Reddit, you just won the lottery! by claxtonmcgeein AskReddit

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

here goes:

a good accountant so it didn't get consumed as much with taxes on taxes.

a family member living in a trailer with three teenage boys who needs help. I'd help her more than I can now.

fix the water and plumbing at my house.

scholarships for all the nieces, nephews, etc.

a friend who owns a single screen art house cinema -- I'd buy the building so it could continue without the stress of the lease payments going crazy over the years.

invest in diabetes related stem cel research, as well as cerebral palsy and ALS.

I'd get a degree that I put off because I needed something faster and more practical.

travel to france and new york and play music with friends.

think about long term investments -- music publishing (ala touch and go records -- records!!) and something similar for on-line book publishing.

There aren't a lot of places that money can actually do good, but I'd research some of those that are and see where the most good could be accomplished.

Coming to ABQ Sunday afternoon... by AJfromLAin Albuquerque

[–]officeroffkilter 1 point2 points ago

Sadies for good NM food would be my vote. There's a good burger place near downtown called Holy Cow, which is pretty good. Not much that's interesting by KAFB but not too far to get to someplace decent (food / edutainment). Il Viccino is pretty good too.

Send a note if you find a reddit moot is imminent.

John Peel's Record Collection Goes Digital | News | Pitchfork by chimptripperin experimentalmusic

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

This is the best thing I have heard about music in a long, long time.

what makes YOUR sound different from everyone else? by Girrzimmin Bass

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

I liked this, so I took some of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8R4UAnJp0o

and I liked this, so I took some of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_8HSkp05sA

and I liked Leslie Langston's playing, especially on House Tornado.

So I took a lot of that.

And I took a little of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1jjbwvf1xQ

And I take some of this wherever I go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1ZgqyCZtg

Heat at 375 for 2 hours. Rinse lather repeat. Working with great drummers* has really helped my playing, and taking the things I liked and trying to do something more with them has also helped.

  • Great musicians, I should say. Drummers helped me with counting and guitar players with crazy rhythmic ideas.

YMMV. Good luck, Good skill, and enjoy.

Why the hell is singing and playing bass at the same time so insanely difficult? by [deleted]in Bass

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

Start with material where the lyric sung and the note are in / at the same time. Then divide and conquer.

Charles Mingus - Fables of Faubus [Jazz] by soxandpatriots1in listentothis

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite version.

I betrayed my coach, failed my friends and fucked everything up. by Cato-The-Elderin offmychest

[–]officeroffkilter 0 points1 point ago

It's not what you do, but how you respond to what you do. It sounds like this is a lesson, but no one died, and if that's the case, learn from it and count yourself lucky. Some things can be recovered from -- they just take time. This sounds like one of those.

If you're up for what may seem like a total tangent, check out the book Demian by Herman Hesse. There's some good and interesting lessons in there if you can get through to them, and some situational similarities.

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