In search of yummy lesbians

chazelly · 1 day

It's a shame he made the mistake. Lesbians make fantastic fish tacos.

lizduckchong · 1 day

I was going to suggest exactly this, but so my comment isn't completely useless I should mention that these chemical straighteners will sometimes have an effect on dyed hair (not that your hair looks dyed) and that depending on where you buy them they can get pretty pricey. And salons will almost always offer this treatment if you're nervous of putting weird stuff on your hair.

ifuckingloverape · 1 day

I do, quite often. But I approach /r/gonewild with all the determined stoicism of studying Latin. It's my preferred brand of masochism; I just love looking at beautiful, skinny, well-endowed (assically and chestically) women and comparing them to my slobby ass, sitting cross-legged at the computer in stale and stained pajamsweats that I haven't taken off since the gym on Tuesday.

Funny thing is, I'm a lesbian. And I've never been turned on by any of those pictures. But even if they don't make me wet and make me a little lowselfesteemy, sometimes I just want to know my pussy doesn't look as weird as it looks to me in the shower, or that no matter how many stretch marks you've got (yeah, check out new of gonewild: yowza) some weird teenagers would upvote your tits if you chose to upload them. It's a little relieving.

And then you get hit with some bitch with legs like golden Greek pillars, go to /r/loseit, and re-read the already memorized FAQ. And that's why I go to /r/gonewild.

Se7en_Sinner · 3 days

Guess what all my friends are getting for christmas this year!

chimpwizard · 5 days

I moved from Holland to the USA when I was 10ish and didn't have a very good grasp of the English language when I arrived. As a result, I felt really embarrassed when reading and did not do it often. This was really bad for my schooling.

For one Christmas, my dad gave me the first three books. I shrugged off the "useless" present, put them in my room, and forgot about them. Sometimes I would flick through and look at the chapter illustrations, thinking up my own stories for them.

A few weeks later, I was grounded for something. No idea what. But I was stuck in my room for aaaaages, and in the soul crushing boredom, I gave the books a try. The English was simple enough to understand and read quickly, the storyline was captivating, I became a reader, and became a better English speaker as a result.

vaccarino · 5 days

What is your daily intake like? Perhaps you're taking in a lot of estrogen with dairy products?

What is your exercise like? When I don't workout for a while I feel my libido drop to zero, so maybe if you work on your workout routine it'll sort of... even things out a little.

All in all, if you don't find anything to work, you should find a different diet (maybe just calorie counting?), because no one deserves to go libido-less for months. Good luck!

SmmnthaMrie · 5 days

As laid out by everyone else, she had a lot to do between mothering and the Order and all that, but I also feel like Arthur would not have wanted her working. He is not a very masculine character, and maybe his role as breadwinner was important to him to feel more "like a man". He was not very popular with Lucius and Fudge's crowd (being a blood traitor) and being so poor his wife had to work? Lucius would never let that go.

There's also the fact that Molly may not have wanted to work. Besides her household duties, she had few marketable skills, and a sense of pride that might have been trouble for her in a typical work situation.

SmmnthaMrie · 5 days

they're Gideon and Fabian Prewett, and if you remember from OoP Mad-Eye talks about them being killed. it's also on her Harry Potter Wiki page, but I'm on my phone so I can't link to that. sorry!

BrownJesus · 6 days

not me. first of all, i like to take a good 20 minutes to give myself a good time, otherwise it's not very enjoyable, and that's just not plausible in a flight bathroom. doing it discreetly at your seat isn't really an option either, because most people will be able to tell and it would be incredibly rude to disrupt someone's flight like that. it's also not that pressing of an issue being horny in public. it might be annoying to sit in wet panties, but it's easy to hide whereas a boner is not.

I think I covered all the bases :)

misosoupandtea · 6 days

/r/fancyfollicles is the hair subreddit!

but I assume that a bit of artful teasing, some styling wax and finishing spray and it would be simple enough. and a straightener, of course, for the sides :)

rydtxbnki · 6 days

One day, not long ago at all, there lived a guy that liked to whine, nag and bitch because women are people and have emotions.

But that's okay, because no woman ever slept with him. He masturbated, crying and alone, into a sock all his life, while reasonable guys went out and had sex with these women, and lived happily ever after.

THE END

the_wizard_guy · 6 days

on behalf of my past teenage self, who sat alone at tables and was too scared to stop my bullies, I'm thanking you. you probably gave that girl enough confidence to do something about whatever situation she was in. helluva pair of ovaries you've got.

lgfromks · 6 days

i really love this! how was the healing process? I've wanted to get some in the same area but I keep hearing foot tattoos are a hassle.

beercanwait · 6 days

good for you! leave anyone with diet hate behind, and join the legions of us who only leave the computer to eat bacon and still are getting fit :)

but for realsies, congratulations, fuck that guy and keep doing what's best for you.

meninist · 6 days

the sex is better in a relationship(IMO), and I like the security of being in one, but i've had my fair share of one night stands, FWB hookups, and experimentation in college/high school.

that being said, many women are uninterested in sex without a relationship, and many are quite content with fun no-strings-attached sex with no thought of dating. in my experience, though, you'll be most likely to come across women that lie somewhere in the middle.

toenail_pincher · 6 days

If I wanted to feel at Hogwarts... the very first book, when Harry first rides the train, sees the castle, and gets sorted. I've read it so many times I probably could recite it, but I love the feeling of wonderment as Jo describes Hogwarts at first.

The other one would probably be any of the holiday feasts in GoF--Jo uses such beautiful words and it's clear that these celebrations are more special than usual festivities.

Great question by the way, excuse me while I go dig out my books :)

theldk · 6 days

I agree. I'd love to see shenanigans happen during Hogwarts' dark days.

SarahGracie · 8 days

I totally agree with your last statement. It was awful luck that I found pinterest in a vague pseudo-recovery phase for my anorexia. Those things seem innocent to some people taking off a few pounds, but it really was like someone beating me over the head with an anorexia stick.

donegallite · 8 days

come on now! let's all just try to get along(:

hsgraduate · 8 days

I always assumed that the power of Dumbledore's love for Grindelwald and his heartbreak over him overpowered even the strongest magic. When I thought of this it made absolute sense of Dumbledore's situation, like how he always said that stuff about love being the most powerful thing :)

KixStar · 9 days

i had to get my wisdom teeth removed, and where i went for the procedure they usually toss them out right away. but i needed them.

you see, under the effects of loopy pills, i had reverted back to my childish need for tooth fairy money. i, a grown 22-year-old, slurred out "ah need mah theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth fo da too' fahrry".

and so after a couple minutes of arguing, i got those weird lumps of teeth from the dentist, attempted to eat one, and my girlfriend drove me back to my apartment. i spent the day talking about the tooth fairy, so fucking excited about my teethnickels in the morning.

KixStar · 9 days

why did you feel compelled to capitalize rape?

Thestigsfatcousin · 9 days

omg me too

Thestigsfatcousin · 9 days

i've tested this, and it was delicious

Thestigsfatcousin · 9 days

freak

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