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TIL the Earth gets a 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust by frinkleminglein todayilearned

[–]notpynchon 1 point2 points ago

Cool sub. Thanks for the heads up

TIL the Earth gets a 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust by frinkleminglein todayilearned

[–]notpynchon -2 points-1 points ago

You fail to account for the 21 grams that disappear from each new dead person. Multiply that weightloss by the 152,000 people who die each day and you get... MATH.

"Black guy..." by notpynchonin pics

[–]notpynchon[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nice find!!

Secret Room with Bookshelf Door (x-post from r/ThingsToMakeYouDrool) by specialK91in pics

[–]notpynchon 109 points110 points ago

I like that the secret bookshelf just leads to more bookshelves.

Expensive haircut by notpynchonin WTF

[–]notpynchon[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, none of my titles have caught fire yet. Still working on it

Look who my friend ran into at a dive bar in New York. She called him The Imp and he didn't like it. by gustaphusin pics

[–]notpynchon 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I read your comment literally right after seeing this

Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by ohgoshwheretobeginin AskReddit

[–]notpynchon 0 points1 point ago

When I was very young, I was watching a tv movie about a downs syndrome kid. At one point he was getting bullied. I started crying. My mom suddenly walked in the room and asked why. I blurted out that Ollie (my dog) had bit me. She scolded him and took away his food.

Even worse, The first time i had to bathe him i thought dogs took baths like people, So i filled up the tub. I then held his head underwater just to see what would happen. After struggling for a bit I let him up for air and immediately felt horrible...and still do 30 years later.

Friend of mine got this from one of her customers tonight...ouch. by tapdathoein pics

[–]notpynchon 1 point2 points ago

Did you ever eat at Saturn Cafe?

What movies do you wish were turned into video games? by notpynchonin AskReddit

[–]notpynchon[S] 0 points1 point ago*

They already made action figures out of them, so...

Steve McQueen ca 1963 in his '57 Jag by tha_snazzlein OldSchoolCool

[–]notpynchon 5 points6 points ago

I can say with absolute confidence that Steve McQueen is the coolest man to ever walk the earth.

Left two years worth of savings and documents inside a plane. A friend of mine sat on the exact same seat (on the flight back) discovered my belongings and returned it. Do you have any stories of the stars aligning and catching an incredible lucky break? by cukimanin AskReddit

[–]notpynchon 65 points66 points ago

Not my story but told to me by the actor Tony Shalhoub.

Visiting NYC and in a big hurry, he paid his cabbie and jumped out, realizing a few minutes later that he had left his wallet in the cab. Called lost and found -- nothing.

A year later, again visiting NYC, he again hopped in a cab. The cabbie keeps looking at him in the rearview, until finally he asks if he used to have shorter hair. Tony says "yeah." Cabbie says, "Oh, then I have your wallet" and reaches in his glove compartment, handing back his wallet. Money, everything STILL THERE.

tldr; Loses wallet in a cab while visiting NYC...a year later happens to take the same exact cab, recognized by cabbie and is reunited with said wallet.

TIL the Yankees lead the AL in ERA since 1995. by notpynchonin baseball

[–]notpynchon[S] 0 points1 point ago

surprising. I thought it would be the .

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