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  • One-Year Club

some people have asked me for updates, so here it is.[?] by [deleted]in trees

[–]nontypicalmale 13 points14 points ago

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Most people base it off of their own personal experience... 10 being the highest they have ever been... so technically a [10] congrats! haha. Did you experience music while high yet? where you with people?

some people have asked me for updates, so here it is.[?] by [deleted]in trees

[–]nontypicalmale 8 points9 points ago

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NICE! I've been wondering how it worked out after seeing your old thread. I puked my first time, haha.

I hope you continue to explore what trees have to offer =]

I need a few critiques. by Sum_Doodin Art

[–]nontypicalmale 5 points6 points ago

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he'd tip over irl :/

I finally managed to get a guy off through oral. by swimgurlin sex

[–]nontypicalmale -1 points0 points ago

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clueless and directionless?

IAmA girl who broke her back because the other girls on my cheerleading squad purposely dropped me during a dangerous stunt. AMA. by basildreamsin IAmA

[–]nontypicalmale 1 point2 points ago

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4 . Profit!

Everytime I load my homepage this comes up. Its only in chrome and my cache is cleared...I am scared. Can someone assist? by Otagrafin WTF

[–]nontypicalmale 6 points7 points ago

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aha!

Paid for lunch today and I got this dollar bill with my change. by a-blinkinin pics

[–]nontypicalmale 52 points53 points ago

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you guys should go swimming together

My highdea for my next bed by Garage_Dragonin trees

[–]nontypicalmale 3 points4 points ago

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I'll admit, my mind just came

The Women of Reddit, what is something we males do (or should do) that IS sexy, but we are naive to its existence by raindogin sex

[–]nontypicalmale 5 points6 points ago

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it's even more incredible than one might expect: hold up your right hand with the palm facing away. You just met Jill. Thumb and pointer finger make the J, then i-l-l =] lol. I forget where I heard that but yea.

Every time I ask my wife for a blowjob she laughs and says "maybe on your birthday." Today is my birthday... by throwawayfml123in sex

[–]nontypicalmale 1 point2 points ago

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EXACTLY! GIVING pleasure to someone can feel SOOO good. i get so turned on when I go down on a wonderful female. I last like 10 seconds in 69. ha

[10] The last 45 minutes have lasted 45 years. by 22h31in trees

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i thought you said "ENTjoy yourself" which i thought was cool. quick, edit it! haha. I guess my subconscious is into witty word play. [4]

IAmA black female in her early twenties who is saddened by all of the prejudiced comments on Reddit and feels the need to dispel some stereotypes. Please, AMA. by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]nontypicalmale 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, he was actually just really drunk while typing that.

Watermelon blows. Amirite? by 5-4-3-2-1-bangin watermelonsucks

[–]nontypicalmale 4 points5 points ago

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EXACTLY!! I'm glad you made this safe haven. There is a lot of prejudice against us watermelon naysayers. blehhhh. Its water with a little bit of bad flavoring.

IAmA black female in her early twenties who is saddened by all of the prejudiced comments on Reddit and feels the need to dispel some stereotypes. Please, AMA. by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]nontypicalmale 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you.

IAmA black female in her early twenties who is saddened by all of the prejudiced comments on Reddit and feels the need to dispel some stereotypes. Please, AMA. by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]nontypicalmale 1 point2 points ago

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No! the smell is absolutely putrid to me. I also do not like honey dew. I like some melons though ;)

IAmA black female in her early twenties who is saddened by all of the prejudiced comments on Reddit and feels the need to dispel some stereotypes. Please, AMA. by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]nontypicalmale 98 points99 points ago

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I strongly dislike the taste of watermelon. AMA

Yo trees! I just turned 19 and im HIGH! by Fatvodin trees

[–]nontypicalmale 0 points1 point ago

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Now your goal is to reach a [19] today. wait... wut

DAE never downvote? by TommyWiseauAhahain trees

[–]nontypicalmale 2 points3 points ago

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YOU! you did that on purpose! haha

Do any of you tree lovers enjoy longboarding? I looove to smoke a bowl or two and just cruise. by nontypicalmalein trees

[–]nontypicalmale[S] 0 points1 point ago

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PA, i'm afraiddd.

Do any of you tree lovers enjoy longboarding? I looove to smoke a bowl or two and just cruise. by nontypicalmalein trees

[–]nontypicalmale[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Are you me? I pump dubstep in my headphones and cruise down my campus' parking garage every damn night. brings about the most bone chilling euphoria when you're pleasantly toasted. A [4] or [5] precisely, as you said.

Anyway, if you listen to dubstep a lot when you cruise, then I suspect you are actually me. haha

Dissect your highs, ENTs! by Indicain trees

[–]nontypicalmale 4 points5 points ago

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Cannabis- Feels. Good. Man. ALWAYS puts me in a good mind set, relaxes. I seem to get an extremely heavy body high compared to most. Sativa dominant strains, not SO much... but when smoking the same weed as friends it certainly seems to make my body and skin feel a lot more than theirs do, i used to get twitchy really easily... strange somewhat pleasurable twitches. I think more tangentially, sometimes dissecting all far-reaching aspects of a topic, and sometimes floating to tons of topics. It makes me feel like everything is exploration!

Nicotine- This hits me hard. two or three sizable drags off of a cigarette and I need to take a seat. It makes me feel kinda just... woozy. similar to having a bunch of beers actually. it's awesome when the nausea doesn't set in like crazy.

Alcohol- It's hit or miss for me, again doesn't take much. I feel the mouth and face numb after just 1 or 2 drinks. Then I either get wacky and outgoing, or somber and introspective. I only drink rarely now, when I can be pretty certain it will be a good night.

Shrooms- Everything is perfect!!! how can things be this perfect? I feel so good! I have new perspective! You have no idea! I've figured it all out! Very strong body high, gives me energy. I get pretty talkative and excitable. Things morph and change, the cloud that kind of looked like a fish IS now a cloud fish, and its now swimming into the cloud witches mouth. I'm always surprised at how much control I have over the trip... can't wait to get my hands on some LSD. heheh

DXM-ohhhh my goodnessssssssss, mmmm.... ahhhhhhhh. _^ Drug of choice for me, second only to weed of course. DXM gets me way spaced out. It all depends on the dose, but I can go from feeling drunk and high off of it, to opening up holes in my floor and having conversations with the dead people on the other side. Makes my body feel soooosososo good, I can not describe. Sometimes higher doses bring about pretty confusing states of... well confusion. Usually done in combination with DPH and weed.

Xanax- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. wake up the next morning and wonder if you did anything fun or felt good. awesomeee.

DPH- what? spiders!!!! ahhhhh! what? ..... what??? HUH???!!!!! dfslkgjdf.... shiiitttttdsfgsdkljf

Salvia-Takes my body over completely, skin becomes irritable, seams in my clothing feel like razors. I can be transported to ANYWHERE in my mind, or nowhere, Sometimes I completely lose sense of reality, even of my own identity. after 10 minutes of intensity I come back and feel like absolute SHIT for about 20 minutes. Sometimes miserable/scary but I always come out of it saying it was worth it.

JWH- 015- It tries to be weed, it really does... but it just can't cut it. lasts about 50 minutes, very strong head buzz, slightly different body effects than actual THC.

I ate some cookies and I accidentally a [10] by parlezmoosein trees

[–]nontypicalmale 18 points19 points ago

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=] hahhaha, edibles do sneak up on you! ridiculous post, love it.

Alone tonight ents... by godofallcowsin trees

[–]nontypicalmale 1 point2 points ago

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hmmmmm

Hey trees, my flatmate just left himself logged into Reddit and I just want to say... by JAPTHECRAPin trees

[–]nontypicalmale 19 points20 points ago

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