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If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

  1. What is your name?

  2. What is your quest?

  3. What is your favorite color?

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Doesn't even matter (quickmeme.com)

submitted ago by noisyturtle to AdviceAnimals

Easily My New Favourite Meme (.Y.) by _Charlie_Sheen_in AdviceAnimals

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

Easily my most downvoted meme of the month.

/new right now by AdolfStalinin AdviceAnimals

[–]noisyturtle 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't mind if any of them were remotely funny, but they aren't.

Isn't it sad to watch your loved ones decay with age? by Elranzerin gaming

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

This is a rare day on /r/gaming, I agree with every single one of your opinions on these games. What the Mayans said must be true.

Why, EA?! by JuanSombreroin gaming

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

Because fuck you consumer. We don't need to change a damn thing, you will buy our shit anyway.

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Dragon Hunter[1920 x 1080] (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by noisyturtle to wallpapers

Orange Tortoise Spider by KingsAndAQueenin aww

[–]noisyturtle 93 points94 points ago

My reaction to this 'lil guy.

Pimp Smack by Monty_Moosein funny

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

Bitch better have my peanuts.

I am going you raise you one more picture of my friends by jojojokin aww

[–]noisyturtle -4 points-3 points ago

Sorry, I upvoted the other one, so for balance in the universe to continue existing I must downvote this one.

Boys Night In by Boggsterin videos

[–]noisyturtle 188 points189 points ago

I call bullshit, Arkham City is single player.

I just lightly toasted a pop tart and found this on the inside by McMamin funny

[–]noisyturtle 6 points7 points ago

I believe it is referred to as 'The Hot Pocket Principle.'

Mila Kunis in a see-thru shirt and platforms (x-post r/hotties) by FEEKYMAin AnythingGoesPics

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

The title is extremely misleading, implying that you would be able to at least see a hint of nipple as referring to her shirt as 'see through' when in fact she is wearing a totally opaque black bra, a large one to boot. You should be ashamed.

"Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep" by jrizosin gifs

[–]noisyturtle 18 points19 points ago

Ok, omelet you get away with this.

As a European, this puzzles me by eafkuorin AdviceAnimals

[–]noisyturtle -2 points-1 points ago

You misspelled porn.

Nature is so immature by arcanooitoin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 2 points3 points ago

Hard as a... oh wait.

Man prying out his eyeball to celebrate the Urs Festival by omcwin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, this picture is super badass to me. Just the look of "Yeah, just prying out my eyeball, what the fuck do I care."

Seems legit :0 by kingknoxxin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

1 word- lasers!

Prom celebrations in Bulgaria. by yomatzin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 559 points560 points ago

Bulgaria: Where the 18 year olds look like 24 year old porn stars and the 30 year olds look like 60 year old broken down Yugo's.

nope by flyingredvaganusin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

3rd world abortion?

Could someone please explain the fuck out of this to me? by ColonOBrienin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 16 points17 points ago

Kimmy Gibbler

The new billboard for our local news station by dave-a-sarusin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 4 points5 points ago

Skynet becomes self-aware at 02:14 am Eastern Time after its activation on August 4, 1997 and launches nuclear missiles at Russia to incite a counterattack against the humans who, in a panic, tried to disconnect it.

Too bad for us time travel exists in the future.

I give you the heart of a Nordic Giant that's over 300 years old by zpomdeckyin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

This post is certified metal.

Nothing like a good old fashioned picnic by Zirothin WTF

[–]noisyturtle 74 points75 points ago

Obviously he is an atheist.

Creepy Creeper lady lives in a mans attic by luffy747in WTF

[–]noisyturtle 2 points3 points ago

Reminded me of this

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